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  • Ghost of Shag
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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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Well that was fun. 
 

OL can’t block.  Manning can’t throw. Defense can’t get a stop. 

In retrospect why did anyone think a line that starts Connor fucking stroh would be halfway decent?

Edited by ClubWhatever

Just now, Stunns38 said:

Sark is giving up already

His qb just threw a slant 3 yards over a guys head who was 15 yards from him…. wtf you want him to do?  

Connor Stroh ending the half was perfectly fitting. 

lol Stroh is soo bad. 
 

NATO must be really really bad 

Stroh is such a pussy.  It should be a fireable offense that sark keeps trotting him out there 

When does Sark start throwing dump offs, screens and slants? 

Well for as badly as we played I guess we're lucky it's only 19-7.  Should be about 30-0 with that abortion of a first half.  

Connor Stroh has shown plenty of enough in game reps for the coaches to realize he doesn’t deserve to be on the field. 

Good thing we’re a 2nd half team where Sark shines at making adjustments

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Thank goodness Sun Belt Billy let seconds run off the clock 

Yeah only dumb pussy on Sarks level

Don’t worry guys.  Sarklin’s renowned HT adjustments incoming 

Look where we suck. The places we didn’t portal. Games changed old man sark. Portal every position with proven players 

These announcers are raving about Florida but they just don't get it's because Texas is making them look so good. Sark is laying a stinker here. Needs to have one hell of a half time speech.

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

This is not arch manning’s fault 

It kind of is when your head coach and play caller doesn't trust you enough to make simple passes to advance the football.

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

This is not arch manning’s fault 

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Florida has to be in a fucking panic only being up 12 with the Sarkisian third quarter explosion upcoming

Just now, cabowabo said:

Should be taking a knee there. Sark is an idiot. 

I know right?  You are clearly trying to run out the clock with 2 weak runs and then decide to throw?  Goddam moronic.  

Something is seriously wrong with Sark

Dude, the next time I see Stroh move his feet left to right, Revelations will have started. That dude suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Worst OL in all of CFB, at every level. 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

You mean like he did on the pass that got Livingston’s leg broke off?

Well maybe he can’t do that either. Better accuracy on that pass probably wouldn’t have gotten Livignstone hurt. 

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Just now, Mdhorn said:

When does Sark start throwing dump offs, screens and slants? 

Didn’t you see 3 RPO slants get nearly picked off at the beginning of the game. 
 

Their DC knows Arch sucks 

Just a dogshit offensive line we have. Weak players getting ragdolled by an SEC defense. It’s everything we were worried about coming into this conference. Everything flows from there. 

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Baxter willing himself to what, 5 yards? 

Baxter isn’t playing

Out coached, out hustled and massive difference in skill players.  Lucky it isn’t worse

Then again Sarks best quarter is up next.

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