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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd start Caldwell in the second half

Sark doesn't have the ball for that.

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Just guessing but I'm thinking it was for running purposes. Which drives home the point that Neto must REALLY be in the dog house/ suck bad. 

These idiot coaches always need a loss to make changes that are staring everybody else in the face.  The guy is terrible.  

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

1) Can announcers stop blowing Sark for playcalling ability once and for all

2) Stroh must have photos of Sark butt chugging Tequila from Pole Assassin’s Monkey

3) Texas has no running game at all

4) Arch obviously didn’t spend that Warby money on glasses or contacts 
 

This game is a joke. Texas playing like ass in all phases

I understand blaming sark for the team overall today. 
 

but play calling?  There are guys open. The plays are working. They just aren’t executing. 

Sounds like a bunch of us are ready for the 3rd quarter where everything goes right and we come

out firing with good adjustments 

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Same reason we have Wisner in. Some kind of loyalty with Sark at times that hampers the team. Right now we need a RB with some burst.

We need some blocks too. The OL is most of the problem in this game offensively speaking.

When does Sark start throwing dump offs, screens and slants? 

After the season is lost?

Ranking this team #1 before the season was a fucking joke.  If Arch's last name were anything other than Manning, he'd be on the fucking practice squad.

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Are you watching the same game the rest of us are?

We are losing at the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball and we are losing time of possession.

 

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

What game, coach, QB, oline, special teams unit, and Stroh are you watching?

Y'all are not following the convo well. My comment was in response to running clock and just getting to half vs. trying to keep time on the clock and score on that last possession. That we started from the 15. 

We have not had a QB this fragile since Gilbert and that was with a team with no talent at all. There is no excuse for Arch being this mediocre and so many were screaming for him to get in last season. 

3 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Stop taking project o-line men Kyle Flood

Or just stop taking any o-linemen...because you are no longer on this staff...works for me

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

No

Holy shit. I just realized Wisner is #5. Wow. Well fuck my face. 

Anyway, why are we playing Gibson, Clark, or Simon, I wonder? Niblett ain't it. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I’m struggling to think of anyone playing well this half. Defense, offense, special teams are all bad. What was Sark team doing for 2 weeks?

FIFY

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Thank goodness Sun Belt Billy let seconds run off the clock 

And this is why Texas should still have optimism.   Billy’s play calling can result in numerous three and outs that will make our defense tuckered in the second half.    It’s kind of what he does.  As the game tightens up DJ will throw into coverage to make a play and give you a short field INT. 

All of this gives me a sad instead of a reason to rooster around.

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Connor couldn't even bend over forward enough to even attempt to lick his own asshole. That's how unathletic he is. The only thing he can do is lay on his back. He should start an OF and pegging sub. 


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20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Arch seems to have my accuracy and @Macanudo ‘s pocket presence.

And our special teams joins the short bus club. Jesus.

My pocket game is on point, my man.

Minus A bad ass play by Ant Hill we would be down 26-0 

I’ll be surprised if we score again if Stroh and possibly manning are back out there in the second half. 
 

Endries and Mosley were wide open. We should be up 21-19 if manning could hit a WIDE OPEN receiver.  Hell, his pass to a wide open Livingstone was off target too and it wound up getting him hurt.

Remember laughing at the sooners at ags (enjoy 8-4!) because we knew their seasons were gonna be average and we were gonna be awesome? Yeah, that was fun. We are the Florida State of last year - overrated and it’s only gonna get worse. Been watching football for decades and I’ve never been this wrong about a team’s potential. I’ve seen enough to know this team is done. Won’t do anything this year. Will they get better? Most likely. But not in time for anything this year. Looks like last year was our shot. Oh well - got my Saturdays back, I guess. Not worth the time and energy. 

Just now, Minute Bull said:

Or just stop taking any o-linemen...because you are no longer on this staff...works for me

Yeah I’m about at that point where I’m ready for a new o-line coach and for sark to give up play calling 

Ranking this team #1 before the season was a fucking joke.  If Arch's last name were anything other than Manning, he'd be on the fucking practice squad.

I don't care what his name is. He needs to be on the bench.
1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

4. 5 is Wisner

I just realized that. He was #23 last year, correct? I got #4 and #5 mixed up and didn't realize Wisner changed numbers. What the fuck is wrong Baxter now???

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd start Caldwell in the second half

Is he going to play on the OL because they are the ones shitting the bed.

I don’t trust Arch to lead a comeback when the game is on the line. His accuracy is just atrocious. He takes too long to find the open guy and throws too late 

Just now, Drew said:

I understand blaming sark for the team overall today. 
 

but play calling?  There are guys open. The plays are working. They just aren’t executing. 

Ok. True but when you call like 90:10 pass to run with a qb who has shown he has happy feet I think that has to fall on HC. 
 

Having no run game at all is also on HC. Florida running up and down field on Texas while Texas cannot get any push on them. 
 

7 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Well for as badly as we played I guess we're lucky it's only 19-7.  Should be about 30-0 with that abortion of a first half.  

sark saw our 3q complaints and raised us a first half. it will stink and we will like it. sure cant let him go or ask him to change his ways. 

4 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Connor couldn't even bend over forward enough to even attempt to lick his own asshole. That's how unathletic he is. The only thing he can do is lay on his back. He should start an OF and pegging sub. 

Nonsense

I've seen Stroh belly-flop many times, too. Watch his tape

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This was the worse half of football since strong Arky. 

You may be saying that now, but just wait until you see the second half.

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

I hope this is a set up for an amazing come back

We are keeping it vanilla. Sark doesn’t want to show too much heading into OU

Time to put some of our five star wideouts out there. We obviously can’t run. Might as well. These random quick strikes to Wingo..sark should be chewing ass. We will need a fake at some point in this game too. Fuck

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

We need some blocks too. The OL is most of the problem in this game offensively speaking.

Arch sucks 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're down 12 and we get the ball. Y'all are acting like that was to end the 3Q. 

What have you seen in this game from the offense that leads you to believe we can overcome a 12 point deficit?

2 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

We need some blocks too. The OL is most of the problem in this game offensively speaking.

It's pretty wild how few plus players we have on offense

We can’t run it. Sark knows it and Florida knows Sark knows it. They’re pinning their ears back and flying to the ball.

So what are you gonna do…

We need to mix a screen in.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We have not had a QB this fragile since Gilbert and that was with a team with no talent at all. There is no excuse for Arch being this mediocre and so many were screaming for him to get in last season. 

This team has no talent as well

If Horn's are really playing to win, I want to see some benchings and some new players, starting with the QB. Otherwise, CFB is fake and I need to stop watching this shit.

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This was the worse half of football since strong Arky. 

Eh there was 2021 Sark Arky since then

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Ok. True but when you call like 90:10 pass to run with a qb who has shown he has happy feet I think that has to fall on HC. 
 

Having no run game at all is also on HC. Florida running up and down field on Texas while Texas cannot get any push on them. 
 

Except the run game isn’t working (see the OL issues) 

watching Nebraska Yokel  Spectrum commercial where the nebraska Farm girl tells the audience that shes saving $180/month using Spectrum.

 

WHAT???   what the fuck are you talking about?   do you have 10 TVs and were using Starlink before?  HTF can you claim to be saving $2100 a year? Unless you were spending $5k a year before hand

 

my worst Cable/ internet bill was $225 / month (incl tax) for 4 TVs and receivers   

5 minutes ago, YChang said:

I hope this is a set up for an amazing come back

Man, it’s so bad that I just can’t have an optimism. 

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

We are keeping it vanilla. Sark doesn’t want to show too much heading into OU

I mean if we score it’s 14-19 but that still doesn’t seem close 

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