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We need to hit lagway. Nothing dirty just a good rock because he’s like 55 health. He’s struggling. 

Man, I don’t think it matters. They’ll find someone else to hand the ball off.
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  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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I haven’t been following the thread…

Has anyone commented on STROH’s play yet today?

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

At this point, I'd take Nico Lamalaelava.

We could have Vince Young, Worthy and Ricky Williams and this offensive coaching staff would fuck it up. 

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

It is shocking how Manning just melts if there is a defender near him while he’s throwing the ball. Like three different times in the first half he had receivers wide ass open and couldn’t get the ball in their fucking zip code. He just has no feel for the game.

The defenders aren’t “near him” they are hitting him. 

19 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

It's 1-3 Gators yo, not the world beaters - totally shitty performance by the Horns - SMH - giving up TD's and a fuckin safety and playing like pu$$ies on the offense,. WTF happened, where are ya'lls balls 2025 Horns?

It's a whooping that isn't indicative by the score.  Texas is getting beaten everywhere.  The 2 for a safety was lucky it wasn't 7.  

Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We need to hit lagway. Nothing dirty just a good rock because he’s like 55 health. He’s struggling. 

I'd be ok with something dirty. But that isn't going to fix it. Their oline and rbs are killing our d. We look slow and lost at times. I think Sark is in over his head, his refusal to hire an actual OC is showing that its too much for him to do both. 

The online is terrible. You can't bring along a new QB with no running game and constant pressure.

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Gibson cuz wet and fumbles.  Clark and Simon probably for blocking, I'm guessing.

Yeah, I think you're right. The season has confused tf out of me for some reason. I am seeing shit that isn't happening like Clark being much better than he is (great hands, good cutting, but rarely gains yards), and I forgot about Gibson fumbling still. I honestly thought he got that shit fixed. What a weird year for me. 

Just now, victory88 said:

This is a mayyyyyyybe a 6 win teams. Maybe.

Somewhere between five and seven sure They already have three. Kentucky and Arkansas are terrible so 5 is the floor. They may be able to eek out Vandy at home if the defense plays lights out but no one would be surprised if Vandy wins. Mississippi State is a conceivable win but is on the road and they have a pulse this year. OU and to a lesser extent A&M are "throw the record out" type games and OU may not have Mateer. That could be an all timer of a shitshow. They could pick off one or two of those games but they're not getting to anything better than 4-4 in conference.

No jogging out to the field. Just an allow walk out. You fucking losers 

100% chance that 1st play will be run up the middle.

lol, yep.
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s see what kind of dog shit these pussies roll out 

If Texas starts with Stroh, then we're conceding the to be a learning experience. 

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


We need a QB in the portal

This is the way. 

if we don’t run the ball between the tackles another time in this game that would be fine by me.

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I haven’t been following the thread…

Has anyone commented on STROH’s play yet today?

I called his recruitment a head scratcher back when we took his commitment and was attacked by the recruiting mafia for doubting Flood. Lol

4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I wonder how CTJ feels now that Parker Livingstone is seemingly our ONLY talented player

And could very well be out for several weeks or the rest of the year because Arch tried to have him killed lol

Now that isn’t on arch. The OL has to b

hold for a fucking second or 2. 

9 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

Because he's probably a good hardworking responsible kid that really wants to contribute but after three years basically just has straight line speed so he gets some sweep hand off just to get blown up at the point of attack by a single defender taking out both his soft blocker and himself

Very true. I expected that his speed would be much more effective. But that's only been seen against the sisters of the poor. @Red Five was right. Our RB room is mid at best. Sorry, Red. 

4 man rush and 2 get through immediately.

If we don't fix that, we're going 5-7.

Lol put Caldwell in I'm sure he'd tear it up under pressure like that.

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