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Just now, SpiralOut said:

This has to be the worst O-line we've ever fielded in the history of the program, right?  I can't think of one worse.  

I doubt it.  There have been plenty of candidates over the last 20 years.

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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Georgia and aggy prob shut us out. This offense is not even close to being competitive- it has no stats or standout players and the scheming is atrocious. 

Just now, freyguy said:

My god, what is this shit that I'm watching?

Texas in the 3rd qtr.

Man, I got all kinds of hate when I said fuck sark and manning. That they will sink this year. I agree the oline is helping do that but manning isnt good and sark cant call a game for whatever reason. Might go 4-8 (we might beat Kentucky?). Idk fucking sucks.

Just now, runthebone said:

Sark is a fucking halftime wizard.

This 

My family negativity is rubbing off on me, I need some Burnt Orange Koolaid. 
 

any word on Parker? If it has been said about his status or any injury I missed it. Family going batshit like we are in the Charlie Strong Days or Mack brown post 2009 days, damn

How far a walk home might it be from Gainesville to Austin?  Make the whole fucking team walk home

5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

100% chance that 1st play will be run up the middle.

So, if two fat middle aged men sitting on recliners knew it... along with the rest of Surly..

What are the odds Napier did too?

Edited by BurntEyes

When the D begins to give up on this team is when this will get really sad. 

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Wingo running WIDE OPEN down the seam

By the time he came wide open the QB was flushed

Just now, William Bludworth said:

God almighty this offensive line is a crime against humanity. I'm gonna look up Floods address and I am sending that motherfucker a hand written note with a tiny bit of shit that everyone always gets on their index finger after wiping. 

You get it on your index finger?  

I don’t know why they don’t just run up the middle every play.  

Put out blocking dummies for oline. Then the dline will have to go around something. 

What a joke.

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We can stop calling sark an offensive genius 

He fucking sucks at offense. 

He's truly terrible at it. 

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

why arent we doing quick throws? we dont have the line or the QB to do extended plays. FUCCK 

Because our receivers can’t get off press man coverage and take 10 seconds to get any separation 

Edited by SarksJuggs

Sark is big mad about Pete K showing him up by making adjustments 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

why arent we doing quick throws? we dont have the line or the QB to do extended plays. FUCCK 

Because the QB Whisperer thinks a mind-fucked QB with no oline should be able to stand in the pocket and overthrow receivers.

Good halftime adjustments. Nice OL push. 

I was worried they’d give it up. 

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

OU will not need Mateer to skull fuck this team.   It's so over LOL. 

 

 

 Sark did his best Mack Brown speed run. 

At least Mack won a title in the process. 

Maybe go to the Swoopes offense and power run the QB. 

Damn sure not getting anywhere dropping back and throwing it.

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Goddamn.  Goddamn Greg Davis would call a better game than this.

Dude, GDGD runs circles around this offensive coaching staff. 

1 minute ago, Cap Hooked said:

Fire Sark. Fire Flood. Fuck it fire the AD too. Fuck this whole program

our donors are a bunch of jerrahs. the texas cowhorns. imagine their coach hiring. 1 jerrah ruined the cowboys imagine what a bunch of them do. 

Just now, PhillyHorn1 said:

Are we that bad? Wtf.

Very bad, it seems.  Very.

how the fuck can 2 guys not bring down the fucking RB sitting in the flat with no momentum???

 

 

jesus guys....  hold onto your oppoent with the ball 

Quick throws seem like they might work. Given that wingo is fast AF 

How would we know when we never run them?
1 minute ago, Gidnik said:

team is looking very tom hermanesqe 

No, Herman’s teams usually showed some fight

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

Because are receivers can’t get off press man coverage and take 10 seconds to get any separation 

And this QB still doesn’t throw them well. 

You know what I never understood, why Sark never went after speedy shifty WR. 
 

we have big long strider WR, but no one you can throw a quick screen to and make a play like Golden, or Worthy. 
Wingo may make one every now and then but we have no playmaker out wide . 
 

Florida has playmakers!! That’s why Lagway can get it out quick cause they will make a play. We don’t and I did get why Sark didn’t go after any in the portal 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

My family negativity is rubbing off on me, I need some Burnt Orange Koolaid. 
 

any word on Parker? If it has been said about his status or any injury I missed it. Family going batshit like we are in the Charlie Strong Days or Mack brown post 2009 days, damn

 Back in with a calf sleeve

Just now, William Bludworth said:

I am begging Sark to just let his fucking ego go and put in Caldwell. This is Florida. We cannot lose to a 1-win team. 

It doesn't matter if they're on the QB in < 2 seconds.

Arch has only missed about 3 throws, and all while being hit or running from being hit.

Can’t wait to see arch get sacked 3 more times 

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