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Just now, ATXhorn17 said:

No, Herman’s teams usually showed some fight

They were definitely tough 

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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Wow - who would have thought that it woluld be the offense that sucks under Sark - D makes another stop

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Sark is big mad about Pete K showing him up by making adjustments 

How DARE he!! WTF is PK thinking. 

We dont make adjustments, we impose our will!!! With a shitty plan!! 

Not only is our offensive line not very athletic, but the easiest little twists and shifts by Florida’s front four have them completely on their heels.  What kind of looks are we showing them in practice?
 

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I am begging Sark to just let his fucking ego go and put in Caldwell. This is Florida. We cannot lose to a 1-win team. 

Not so fast my friend.

This staff needs to have some balls and start benching folks for younger guys — no harm in seeing what we’ve got

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

thats because the hold was done AFTER  Arch started running 

Yeah, and that guy made the tackle anyway.

Even if we somehow go 10-2.. losing to this Florida team will be enough for the committee to sneak someone in our place

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I am begging Sark to just let his fucking ego go and put in Caldwell. This is Florida. We cannot lose to a 1-win team. 

You're funny. Sark let his ego go? Unlikely.

Quick throws seem like they might work. Given that wingo is fast AF 

Yeah we don’t do that anymore. I guess we used them all up the last two years with Ewers.

OK Boys and girls.

 

whats the fist play on this drive?

 

A run up the middle?

B run up the middle?

C run up the middle?

D attempted run up the middle but we fuck up the handoff and Arch has to run sideways

Shit, the horns could end up right back in the Texas Bowl.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I am begging Sark to just let his fucking ego go and put in Caldwell. This is Florida. We cannot lose to a 1-win team. 

It won’t matter with this line

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My family negativity is rubbing off on me, I need some Burnt Orange Koolaid. 
 

any word on Parker? If it has been said about his status or any injury I missed it. Family going batshit like we are in the Charlie Strong Days or Mack brown post 2009 days, damn

Parker is back on the field. 

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Me and @futuremanwould be a winning formula calling plays at UT. 

You'd both wind up in my suicide note.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m over sark.  This is a top down failure 

He was to me a risk higher with a high ceiling. His floor is rapidly coming up to meet that ceiling. And it’s the same story as his other two HC gigs. Same type of team making same type of mistakes just wearing different uniforms. 

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Shut the fuck up, Looch.

Oh, am I wrong. Fuck you, and learn how to accept reality, dipshit

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Good halftime adjustments. Nice OL push. 

Halftime adjustments have not been in our favor a lot of the time.

Just now, BarthHollamew said:

Not only is our offensive line not very athletic, but the easiest little twists and shifts by Florida’s front four have them completely on their heels.  What kind of looks are we showing them in practice?
 

Pretty sure the offensive line spends most of practice working on their penalty commits. Gotta practice to be as consistent as we are at them.

All that's left for gimpy leg Lagway to do is break off a 50+ yard TD run.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My family negativity is rubbing off on me, I need some Burnt Orange Koolaid. 
 

any word on Parker? If it has been said about his status or any injury I missed it. Family going batshit like we are in the Charlie Strong Days or Mack brown post 2009 days, damn

it's probably already been answered bc this thread is moving fast but he was back out there. Announcer said it was a brace on his leg but on the quick look they gave it looked like a compression sleeve.

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

You know what I never understood, why Sark never went after speedy shifty WR. 
 

we have big long strider WR, but no one you can throw a quick screen to and make a play like Golden, or Worthy. 
Wingo may make one every now and then but we have no playmaker out wide . 
 

Florida has playmakers!! That’s why Lagway can get it out quick cause they will make a play. We don’t and I did get why Sark didn’t go after any in the portal 

I think you will come to realize this but Sark is a fucking moron

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Even if we somehow go 10-2.. losing to this Florida team will be enough for the committee to sneak someone in our place

That wouldn't happen.  Beating GA on the road and losing to FL and OSU, would get us in.  That being said, I think this is a mute point.

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

This staff needs to have some balls and start benching folks for younger guys — no harm in seeing what we’ve got

Dude, this staff is the fucking problem.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Shit, the horns could end up right back in the Texas Bowl.

what are your three more wins to get bowl  eligible?  serious question

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s sark’s buyout?

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Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Me and @futuremanwould be a winning formula calling plays at UT. 

it would start with caldwell (or owens, or lacey) taking the snaps. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

OK Boys and girls.

 

whats the fist play on this drive?

 

A run up the middle?

B run up the middle?

C run up the middle?

D attempted run up the middle but we fuck up the handoff and Arch has to run sideways

Spinning, blind screen pass for a pick 6...

I’ve always thought our defense was elite and still do, but the level of elite they need to be to win games is unrealistic when you have a limp dick offense and a HC play caller that calls plays like he’s scared.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Oh yeah 

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Stacy Keach was hilarious in Man with a Plan.

Just now, turtlepond said:

Oh, am I wrong. Fuck you, and learn how to accept reality, dipshit

Take your 200 posts in 4 years and go fuck yourself, you stubby dicked texags fucking loser.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

That wouldn't happen.  Beating GA on the road and losing to FL and OSU, would get us in.  That being said, I think this is a mute point.

Lol, yeah, we arent winning 10 games. 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

How DARE he!! WTF is PK thinking. 

We dont make adjustments, we impose our will!!! With a shitty plan!! 

Maybe Arch will make the right read THIS time.

Maybe Stroh will make a block THIS time.

Thats the problem. Sark sees that he made the right call but can’t make the adjustments when the players can’t execute. 
Sark’s shot only works with high performing parts.

can’t McGiver shit 

Oh, am I wrong. Fuck you, and learn how to accept reality, dipshit

You have the most punchable face in the history of faces, Looch.

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