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  • Ghost of Shag
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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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Missed easy TD then Arch for a draw play on 3rd and 10?  Now blown ST play on goal line.  This game feels like a prostate exam by Andre the Giant.

Just now, Derka said:

it’s just one mistake after another. it’s a clown show. this legit looks like a 5-7 team. totally unprepared to play.

Completely agree.  Some of these guys look like Clark Field intramural players.  

Like, you're fucking watching the ball come down, what the actual fuck. 

Holy shit this team is the suck, 2010 all over again. But Garrett Gilbert was a way better QB than Arch.

I grew up a LSU fan before going to Texas for school. Florida ALWAYS has a game like this no matter how bad they are.

It just so happens they are doing it against us this year.

Edited by txexlonghorn23

What has Niblet done this year that wasn’t a net negative to the team?

Believe he had a nice play last week, but we all know that doesn’t count
Just now, Gidnik said:

catch the fucking punt you retard

 

He doesn’t do that. Despite being (checks notes) our punt returner

Just now, The Longest Horn said:

This team is a bunch of Charlie fucking Browns 

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Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Niblett is literally the worst fucking special teams player we have

 

he wont fair catch a punt when he needs to

 

he wont catch a punt when he needs to

 

and he returns every fucking kickoff he can no matter how deep he catches it in the end zone

I dunno man, there's a lot of competition for that title. 

I’m watching the bama game now. I’m done watching retards smear shit on each other 

Just now, Gidnik said:

catch the fucking punt you retard

 

Niblett never catches them as a returner. Why would he do it on coverage?

You're letting the ball drop 5 yards away from the EZ. How in the hell are you going to stop it from going in?

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Florida going in dry now.  Sark showing he has nothing since he keeps calling qb draw. 

No I think pk has it figured out. It'll stay 7-19 and prove sark can't figure shit out

Just now, TexArcher said:

This season is like going home with the hot girl from the bar, then you find out she doesn't believe in sex until marriage and she just wants to talk and cuddle all night.

Get out of my head, Archer.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

You guys are bitching at a WR for an overthrow.  It was closer than most of our QBs throws

 Because it was fucking retarded. He could've thrown it where Endries sat under it for 10 seconds, that's how much space there was. Wingo has a sub 60 IQ

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

Announcer- “It could not have worked out better for Texas- Except for the execution.”  

Which is really the most important part of the past, the execution. 

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Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Niblett, the guy who can’t field punts, back there trying to field a punt for the defense.

Let's not forget his stellar 1.2 yards of offense per touch.

1 minute ago, RexWilson said:

We know Florida has a qb spy and we try to qb draw on 3rd and long. 

QB draw/pop pass right over the top.

But Arch would overthrow it.

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Florida going in dry now.  Sark showing he has nothing since he keeps calling qb draw. 

You call the QB draw on 3rd down to set up a 4th down...so why punt?

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Niblett is literally the worst fucking special teams player we have

 

he wont fair catch a punt when he needs to

 

he wont catch a punt when he needs to

 

and he returns every fucking kickoff he can no matter how deep he catches it in the end zone

He's pretty fucking bad on offense as well but hey he practices better than 5 star WRs

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m watching the bama game now. I’m done watching retards smear shit on each other 

Oh stop. We both know you’re still watching.

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

God we’re gonna lose to Oklahoma next week aren’t we? 😅

We aren't winning another game. 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

God we’re gonna lose to Oklahoma next week aren’t we? 😅

That a real question?

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Holy shit this team is the suck, 2010 all over again. But Garrett Gilbert was a way better QB than Arch.

That's a REALLY hard pill to swallow but at this point I can't argue otherwise. 

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

2016 Falcons (Shanahan) 540 pts, 1st; Matt Ryan MVP

2017 Falcons (Sark) 353 pts, 21st

 

Plays are there to make. Just not executing. 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Missed easy TD then Arch for a draw play on 3rd and 10?  Now blown ST play on goal line.  This game feels like a prostate exam by Andre the Giant.

It’s like 2021 Arkansas and both Maryland games tied into one giant cluster fuck 

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

I grew up a LSU fan before going to Texas for school. Florida ALWAYS has a game like this no matter how bad they are.

It just so happens they are doing it against us this year.

Meh.  I'm not sure I'm going to give FL all the credit for this one.  

I hope this team gets their ass whipped during practice this week. I’ve never see a group so unprepared and soft. Fuck these pussies for letting themselves get buttfucked on national tv.

This season is like going home with the hot girl from the bar, then you find out she doesn't believe in sex until marriage and she just wants to talk and cuddle all night.

She's a man...

Nothing about this season seems real. Like a fucked up dream I would have in June about everything going wrong. “And, seriously, we were starting Connor Stroh and Spencer Shannon on offense. Yeah, I know it made no sense. And Arch forgot how to play football. Crazy shit man, these dreams.”

Does anyone know anything about Warby Parker's founder and or CEO? Arch has zero depth perception

Maybe his optometrist is fully aggy?

I'm just at a loss here, he wasn't this off target last year as a backup.

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