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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

God we’re gonna lose to Oklahoma next week aren’t we? 😅

I wouldn't be surprised at this point.

Not sure how literally no one on the fucking team can execute. 

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

God we’re gonna lose to Oklahoma next week aren’t we? 😅

Yes

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Oh stop. We both know you’re still watching.

Can't turn away, really.  It's kind of awful, like being in Hell.

How is Ryan Fucking Nibblet still a huge part of this team? Why do we lean on him so much?

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Wow. Texas football summed up  in a single play. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t know if I can sit through all 60 of this

I’m about to switch to Vandy Bama or Notre Dame Boise State. Those are better games. 

2 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

we suck dick when it comes to execution..

Yet we’ve had no problem executing sucking

Embarassing - I guess we embarrased gators last year. Quinn may have made look Sark better than he actually is. Hindsight.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Oh stop. We both know you’re still watching.

 

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Sark has to bench Arch. He has to. 

Arch isn’t calling the plays…

He sucks, but this ain’t all on him
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Holy shit this team is the suck, 2010 all over again. But Garrett Gilbert was a way better QB than Arch.

He just needed some Warby Parker’s. 

Yeah. No pressure. Defender beat and allows a catch. 

Florida looks like the team I thought Texas was.

1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I hope this team gets their ass whipped during practice this week. I’ve never see a group so unprepared and soft. Fuck these pussies for letting themselves get buttfucked on national tv.

They're soft because of the coaching staff.  It's endemic.

Sark has to bench Arch. He has to. 
If he wasn't a Manning and partially responsible for bringing in some high level recruits I think he would.

The DL has apparently given up as well, just standing there playing patty-cake.  No pressure.

Just now, Party_Taco said:


Arch isn’t calling the plays…

He sucks, but this ain’t all on him

I agree but Sark has got to do something 

Texas discombobulated everywhere, and it's spreading.  Starts from the top, and now the team is on the verge of all out panic.  They're going to start fighting individually because they can't trust the other position groups to do their jobs.  No replacements for guys floundering means entitlement.  

Like the only way they can do anything is if Arch magically gets better or they bench him. 
 

I doubt either. 

All day to throw. Both lines are garbage. That’s a bigger problem than QB. Sub in for Arch all you want. It won’t matter if you can neither protect nor get to the QB. 

This offense hasn't put together one single drive this game on their own. They scored after Florida fumbled and they started on their end of the field. Absolutely nothing outside of that.

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