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1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Florida looks like they’ve won their Super Bowl. May they go winless from here on out

They’ll win a couple more, enough to save Napier, and then they will crash and burn.  

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Just now, Drew said:

He was sprinting. He’d have had to stop and jump and there’s 2 guys there.  Yes he could have fought for it but not good chance. 
 

not sure if arch could have thrown it further and let him run under it. 

Im not saying he catches it but it prevents the interception. Or you just hope that two dudes miss the ball by some fluke and it gets through to you. He chose option 2. 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

No it wasn’t. And it was the 3rd read on that play.

You just don't see it do you? You throw the curl on the break and you don't take a sack. Arch is out there big game hunting. You can't always try and push the ball down the field. 

PSU back with in a score.. 4 min left 

bama looking to Ice vandy 

Just now, Bullneck said:

Seriously, we're not going to win the game with home run balls.

Some designed QB runs would be nice.  When we get the ball back.

Is there such a thing in the playbook as short and medium timing routes?  You know, with quick release?

6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That might actually be the best thing. 

Actually, it's gonna be pretty painful if he leaves and connects with offensive coaching staff that has a clue. 

The problem isn't Arch, and it wasn't Ewers. 

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Florida looks like they’ve won their Super Bowl. May they go winless from here on out

It’s part of our strategy to get them to retain Napier. 3D chess. 

Good thing 280 pound tight end Jordan Washington is out there holding on a running play down 15 with 8 minutes left. This oline, tight ends room and play calling are a cluster fuck of shit. 

7 minutes ago, MillerEP said:


It’s another great season so far.

They are nailing the Herren books.  AND he wrote a few more, so, yay.

Just now, scramblyn said:

Damn, didn’t know 80 year old celibate for 35 years is your thing but congrats?

You only think she’s celibate. 

Arch is a 2 star QB that got Hollywood treatment because of his name. I’ve pushed back so much against that narrative, but he cannot play well against guys that play for D1, especially SEC programs. I get it now. And he will get better I reckon, but it just is what it is at this point. 

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

That's it, get on the fucking bus

OL and DL never got off.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

These holding calls are from 2005. wtf?

They've have some bad calls, but that one on Washington was legit. He held and I think the play would have been good without it. The call on Baker was straight up BS, but the DL sold it and the official obliged.

We totally prepped for OU last week and did the Florida prep this week while they spent two weeks prepping for us.

I don’t put this on Arch.  He had zero running game and had to dodge rushers the whole game.  It’s not going to work out of your entire offense is deep shots.   The offensive line and functionality of the short game is completely broken.  We have two plays:  Arch scrambling and deep shots.   We are going to lose any game against a team with a decent defensive line.  So OU, UGa, AM at a minimum.

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Every fucking pass play, we have tried to hit a home run. Reminds me of Quinn's sophomore (?) season. God damn, Sark!

Uh his soph year Texas was in the playoffs/semifinals. I wish this reminded me of that.

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Arch finally has time. Then throws it short. Damnit man!

He sucks ! he is maybe 50/50 on long throws. Bench him !!!!!!!!!!

What's hilarious is Florida is missing like 5 DL. And they're still dominating.

 

Just now, victory88 said:

I like how Sark keeps calling play action shots…. When we have 23 yards rushing with the RBs.  Like who the fuck are you fooling?

He is the most predictable coach in CFB. It's not hyperbole, he's truly that predictable. He's not some QB whisperer that these fucktards keep talking about year after. Lane Kiffin is a QB whisperer. Sark wishes he had Lane Kiffn's brains. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Tech and aggy have better QBs and receivers .. kill me 

Try better coaches. Don't blame the kids. This staff is awful

Sark continues to get out coached.  Out athleteded and embarrassed nationally on a regular basis.  Sure you’re a nice guy but you’re not it. 

We’ve played two games vs real teams and lost. Not sure we can beat anyone with a pulse outside of Kentucky and Arkansas. 

Just now, BigTEAMLittleme said:

Is there such a thing in the playbook as short and medium timing routes?  You know, with quick release?

Nope, apparently there isn't. Also, roll outs are clearly also verboten. 

However, holding and false starts are clearly awarded with orange slices in practice.

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:
1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

2026 is a buyout of 36.5. is that something that can be done?

Get that out of your head. Sark will be here at least three more seasons.   And I’m not a huge fan of his

what a stupid call by florida, and a terrible decision by lagway. 

Why on earth is Florida doing anything other than running the ball? 

Taafe saves the day.

Less than 7 minutes to go. Have to move with urgency.

We’re going to lose a lot more games this year. Won’t make it to a bowl game, but I think we still somehow manage to beat the land thieves next week.

Just now, Newy25 said:

Why on earth is Florida doing anything other than running the ball? 

Billy Napier

Might want to look at the scoreboard before celebrating so hard, fellas.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

On a positive note, Napier may keep his job.

He must have just realized and panicked

Maybe we can continue to run slow long developing plays like we aren’t down by 2 tds 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t put this on Arch.  He had zero running game and had to dodge rushers the whole game.  It’s not going to work out of your entire offense is deep shots.   The offensive line and functionality of the short game is completely broken.  We have two plays:  Arch scrambling and deep shots.   We are going to lose any game against a team with a decent defensive line.  So OU, UGa, AM at a minimum.

Arch panics and has horrible footwork. Stop covering for him. he is barely average 

Hahaha you can’t make this shit yo. 

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