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Just now, Dahobbs said:

WTF are we doing....

Bad coach, undisciplined play.

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

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1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

The team should ride the bus home. 

42 hour train ride IMO

Sark pulling a Luke Fickel and conceding the game already. Awesome. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

I was told Steve Sarkisian is an offensive genius.

To be fair, he dialed up a TD play that wouldve changed the game and that fucking bozo Wingo missed a wide open player. 

Can somebody explain to me how the offensive line got worse with 2 weeks of practices?

Facing the #1 team on the road then 3 cupcakes then 8 straight sec teams isn’t probably the best schedule set up.. come on cdc 

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

SEC refs are something, wow - insult to the injury

bwhaahahah. we are a shit sandwich on our own. Dont even bring up the refs 

7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, we're not going to win the game with home run balls.

Some designed QB runs would be nice.  When we get the ball back.

Every pass seems like it’s 20-70 yards downfield. Can’t sustain drives that way. We never had a shot to win this game. Coach lost it between his ears. 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

If Florida throws the ball here, Napier is the dumbest sonofabitch alive

No he's not.

Sark " hold my beer" 

13 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

We can’t run the ball at all, wtf are you on about. 

Because he ain’t calling running plays. Arch is the entirety save a couple of yards of the offense. 
 

Sark and his cheating ass bad fashionista wife can get fucked by a pumpkin. 

36% on 3rd down conversions for the fucking year.

 

and we are 3/10 today.

 

 

I mean... thats exactly where playcalling comes in.   when you suck at calling plays on 1st and 2nd down, you end up with 3rd and long... or 3rd and short with no intention on doing anything other than running straight up the dead middle with a pathetic O line

Just now, TexArcher said:

Can somebody explain to me how the offensive line got worse with 2 weeks of practices?

Flood. It's just that simple. Kyle Flood sucks at his job and recruiting.

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Make Sark, Flood, and Milwee hitchhike back to Austin. 

Nah, ride back with Imma in the RV. 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Omg, check that. Worst loss since Route 66

I texted that to a friend earlier.  I was at Route 66 and this is worse.  Probably recency bias

Just now, TexArcher said:

Can somebody explain to me how the offensive line got worse with 2 weeks of practices?

They didnt, we actually played a team with a real D line

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

To be fair, he dialed up a TD play that wouldve changed the game and that fucking bozo Wingo missed a wide open player. 

He called more than 1 and they were missed by Wingo and Arch. 

Edited by Drew

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

No Arch is a future NFL player that chose to play for the worse offensive coaching staff in college football.

Yet they got to the playoffs for the last 2 years with Ewers. I think your helmet fell off, go find it. 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Make Sark, Flood, and Milwee hitchhike back to Austin. 

I’m assuming we’ve already shot Jeff Banks into the sun?

3 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

The team should ride the bus home. 

Nah, that 42 hr train ride sounds more fitting.

Edited by BillyGoatHill

One of the worst OL performances in program history,  Flood deserves firing 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Gators play at aggy next week……

And aggy will win by double digits 

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

Fuck you Sark--you have utterly failed at your job.  Congrats loser

Get real.  CFB playoffs two years in a row isn’t a loser.  

There are team wins and then there are team losses - this is what a total loss looks like - this one is on the coach - Ewers made Sark look good, at least thats what 2025 has shown us so far.

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

At this point it’s getting ridiculous and now this is on Sark!!!

 

our team looks so undisciplined. Sark  this is your fault 

Now? This isn’t the first game we get so many penalties. Nor season. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Because he ain’t calling running plays. Arch is the entirety save a couple of yards of the offense. 
 

Sark and his cheating ass bad fashionista wife can get fucked by a pumpkin. 

Yes, we’re right on the verge of busting one. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You rarely get to watch a snuff film on regular cable. We're getting a deal here boys.

Wat? 

Is that some special Spectrum package you pay extra for?  "Channel 485 The Snuff Channel"

Damn for the first time in about 35 plus years I’m not wasting my time watching the Ou game next week 

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Sark 

is

a

fucking

awful 

playcaller.

 

 

 

 

like, as in, maybe the most overhyped in the history of cfb

He needs elite receivers to make it work which makes not attacking the portal last offseason even more baffling 

Players of the game are #4 and #6 on defense. 

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

It’s probably somewhere between.  
 

Somethin happened to him. The offense is not that bad.  There are places to throw. And he’s not hitting them. 

He is the one being hit.

 

hell,

UF rushed 4 and got instantaneous pressure a minute ago

Just now, Drew said:

It’s probably somewhere between.  
 

Somethin happened to him. The offense is not that bad.  There are places to throw. And he’s not hitting them. 

This offense is fucking terrible.

What happened to Arch is the same thing that happened to Ewers. 

They decided to play for Sark. 

We keep putting OL, RBs, WRs and a QB in the NFL but still can't win against equal level talent and a good defense. One time. Once, Bama. 

That is Sark's entire list in his HC CAREER of beating equal level talent and good defenses.

ONE. 

In his career.

1 minute ago, crony said:

This isn't a ranked team.


This.

We may not be bowl eligible 

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Gators play at aggy next week……

And what's sad is they'll shit the bed and Lagway will probably end up with 5 INT's

I will really be disappointed if Texas remains in the Top 25. They have proved nothing this year. 

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