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5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

No Arch is a future NFL player that chose to play for the worse offensive coaching staff in college football.

Matt Barkley, Jimmy Clausen and Garret Gilbert also played in the NFL. They all fucking sucked

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4 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

The team should ride the bus home. 

42 hours on a train would not be adequate punishment.

23 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im sorry Quinn… im really sorry

I'm kinda with you, but also.... Quinn had 3 NFL-ready receivers to throw to and an NFL TE. Arch has a poor man's Helm (the next tackle Endries breaks will be the first) and a bunch of JAGs at receiver. Even Wingo is clearly a third of the route runner any of Worthy, Mitchell or Golden were. 

I have to reach back to 2022 since I've said this while Texas is playing, but..

I'm done, tv is off for now.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can somebody explain to me how the offensive line got worse with 2 weeks of practices?

They spent two weeks taking dab hits and playing Fortnite. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Because he ain’t calling running plays. Arch is the entirety save a couple of yards of the offense. 
 

Sark and his cheating ass bad fashionista wife can get fucked by a pumpkin. 

Hocus

Pocus

and focus

Just now, Bodowned said:

8 rushes for 14 yards for our RBs today

Not on RBs. It’s on the dog shit that is our OL play

4 minutes ago, Derka said:

my source just texted me, and apparently last night our entire o line met up with the 2009 o line and they all peed into the same fountain during a lightning storm. classic mistake, and it explains a lot.

What color was the pee? Were they well-hydrated?

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

I can't think of the last time I saw us play this bad

Maybe Sark’s first year? Or Georgia last year? Or after our MNC loss under Mack? 
 

what is concerning is that we have the money to buy any player we want so recruiting isn’t the issue. Teams with far less do far more, what the fuck? 

It doesn’t help that we haven’t played a down of football against a competitive football team in over a month before this game. 

So disappointing. Screw going to games. I’m gonna travel rest of this football season  

Just now, William Bludworth said:

And what's sad is they'll shit the bed and Lagway will probably end up with 5 INT's

Maybe not. Momentum is contagious in college football. Aggies are one dimensional. I see no reason why they cant play well again. 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can somebody explain to me how the offensive line got worse with 2 weeks of practices?

Played a decent defense.

 

Scott Wilson with a shout out! 

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Make Sark, Flood, and Milwee hitchhike back to Austin. 

Is Ted Bundy still in Gainesville? If so, I’d support this idea

1 minute ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

There are team wins and then there are team losses - this is what a total loss looks like - this one is on the coach - Ewers made Sark look good, at least thats what 2025 has shown us so far.

Yep. Quinn is def missed 

I'm mostly disappointed in the defense.  That was supposed to be this teams anchor.  From the very first play with our leader Taaffe missing the fumble by not falling on the damn ball. 

Defensive Line has been shit, utter shit.  How much time does Lagway get on every crucial down?

 

Just now, cmontexas said:

Matt Barkley, Jimmy Clausen and Garret Gilbert also played in the NFL. They all fucking sucked

Arch will too. If he makes it there.

Just now, BurdineBandit said:

I'm kinda with you, but also.... Quinn had 3 NFL-ready receivers to throw to and an NFL TE. Arch has a poor man's Helm (the next tackle Endries breaks will be the first) and a bunch of JAGs at receiver. Even Wingo is clearly a third of the route runner any of Worthy, Mitchell or Golden were. 

Quinn had better O Lines, too. 

Anyone turning this into a Quinn vs. Arch thing is missing a lot. 

1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

42 hours on a train would not be adequate punishment.

The rv with Imma would be. 

Sark needs to go. Players get worse under him every year. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

This offense is fucking terrible.

What happened to Arch is the same thing that happened to Ewers. 

They decided to play for Sark. 

We keep putting OL, RBs, WRs and a QB in the NFL but still can't win against equal level talent and a good defense. One time. Once, Bama. 

That is Sark's entire list in his HC CAREER of beating equal level talent and good defenses.

ONE. 

In his career.

His seat is a tad warmer today than it was yesterday, no doubt.

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

I'm Not Angry i'm just disappointed - Disappointed Sand Fox - quickmeme

That’s what I said 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Maybe not. Momentum is contagious in college football. Aggies are one dimensional. I see no reason why they cant play well again. 

Because Napier is facing an equally stupid and stubborn coach today. Elko and Klein will make adjustments. 

Call me crazy but we can still win this game.  

Fuck, I just noticed we don't have any time outs left. WTF?

Not on RBs. It’s on the dog shit that is our OL play

Yeah but they’re not great either.

Were we better at every position on offense Sark’s first season than we are now? I was thinking maybe TE but we are currently starting Spencer Shannon.
Just now, Dahobbs said:

Sark needs to go. Players get worse under him every year. 

Got to give him the rest of the season. Flood though….

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Because Napier is facing an equally stupid and stubborn coach today. Elko and Klein will make adjustments. 

Putting your faith in Elko is certainly a choice. 

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1 minute ago, hundredTT said:

Yet they got to the playoffs for the last 2 years with Ewers. I think your helmet fell off, go find it. 

And lost to Georgia twice and OSU in back to back games. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Quinn had better O Lines, too. 

Anyone turning this into a Quinn vs. Arch thing is missing a lot. 

And the reason Quinn was the starter last year is still strikingly obvious. 

3 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I can't think of the last time I saw us play this bad

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Maybe Sark’s first year? Or Georgia last year? Or after our MNC loss under Mack? 
 

what is concerning is that we have the money to buy any player we want so recruiting isn’t the issue. Teams with far less do far more, what the fuck? 

We have a soft culture. We buy into the hype, give them everything as far as facilities, etc. But then? They get soft. 

 

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Dude that was a deep to shallow read. The curl was dead by the time the read progression was done. You know this I assume but continue to pretend 

Lol. What kind of saying is that? Every play has longer developing routes. You know that right? Sometimes you have to know when you need take the short. You know your receiver routes on the play. When you come to the line and see cover two you know you have the curl and just need to trust your guy to win. 

Call me crazy but we can still win this game.  
Fuck, I just noticed we don't have any time outs left. WTF?

You could give us another entire quarter and I don’t think it’ll matter
Maybe Sark’s first year? Or Georgia last year? Or after our MNC loss under Mack? 
 
what is concerning is that we have the money to buy any player we want so recruiting isn’t the issue. Teams with far less do far more, what the fuck? 

We make fun of aggy’s culture but maybe our culture is just as fucked. They’re a bunch of entitled pussies that enjoy the smell of their own farts.
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Who's having a worst day?

1) Texas football
2) Mark Sanchez

Sanchez is getting better.

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