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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

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3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Who's having a worst day?

1) Texas football
2) Mark Sanchez

Stabbed vs raped…

 

 

both sound terrible

How much money do we have tied up in these overrated mother fuckers 

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:


You could give us another entire quarter and I don’t think it’ll matter

29-21

If we get the ball back anything can happen.

What the fuck play was that sark? Jesus man, wasted 20 seconds on a dumb shit run call 

Edited by scramblyn

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Well……TUDDY

Shocking! No... really. 

1 minute ago, ousux said:
4 minutes ago, speed817 said:
Who's having a worst day?
1) Texas football
2) Mark Sanchez

Sanchez can get patched up and be good as new in a few weeks.

he wasn’t just stabbed, he also just got arrested for battery, so.

Edited by Derka

How bad will the defense just rip our heart out here? 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Wasted 40 seconds on the 1 yard line. 

At least we punched it in….?

That took entirely too long.  More excellent clock management from POSSIBLY Dark Sark?  I don't want to say it.

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Lol. What kind of saying is that? Every play has longer developing routes. You know that right? Sometimes you have to know when you need take the short. You know your receiver routes on the play. When you come to the line and see cover two you know you have the curl and just need to trust your guy to win. 

What kind of saying is what?

So your argument is he should ignore his read assignments and just throw. Is that really what you’re saying?

Edited by hobbes2702

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Wasted 40 seconds on the 1 yard line. 

That was really bad. 

Cacophony of errors today. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Is it? I mean how many different running plays have your seen?

Well, I guess we could add “shit run design” to the discussion. It’s not the RB fault though.

1 minute ago, ousux said:
4 minutes ago, speed817 said:
Who's having a worst day?
1) Texas football
2) Mark Sanchez

Sanchez can get patched up and be good as new in a few weeks.

Well he did get arrested and will probably get fired after that....

Man, DeAndre Moore is so underrated. Love that kid. 

Late TD. Can we play with our backs against the wall? Arch is gonna have to spin out of every snap because he has zero time. 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Because he ain’t calling running plays. Arch is the entirety save a couple of yards of the offense. 
 

Sark and his cheating ass bad fashionista wife can get fucked by a pumpkin. 

Oooo Reaction GIF
 

SARSKS WIFE CHEATED?!?!?

Did Arch make some mistakes today?  Yeah.  But he grew the fuck up today.  Respect

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Stabbed vs raped…

 

 

both sound terrible

I mean... isn't rape also stabby?

Every play feels like an adventure right now. That's good because it is better than the shit show that was the first 2.5 quarters. It's bad because it could be a pick, a sack, or a 40 yard pass completion... who the fuck knows

Very disappointed to learn that Sark is a kick after TD down 15 guy

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Can somebody explain to me how the offensive line got worse with 2 weeks of practices?

Because they don’t get to play SHSU this week.

Now would be a good time for Gata to remember how much they suck, especially Lagway.  Pick 6.

I kind of like the 2 point there. That way we know what we need going forward and not leave it to the end.

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Well, I guess we could add “shit run design” to the discussion. It’s not the RB fault though.

Fair.

Glad to see Wisner with his 2 TD's. 

Anyone know why Baxter is out AGAIN? Is it a hammy or his knee? Cause we need Derek Cooper in the worst way. Pay that motherfucker whatever he wants. 

Edited by William Bludworth

We probably won’t win this game but this is going to flip a switch in Manning I swear. 

1 minute ago, Derka said:

he wasn’t just stabbed, he also just got arrested for battery, so.

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2 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

God bless Arch's moxie

He’s not a quitter.

Just now, Stringer said:

I kind of like the 2 point there. That way we know what we need going forward and not leave it to the end.

We have no Timeouts. There’s only playing for the tie 

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