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  • Ghost of Shag
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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

The worst coached team since strong

Idk.

It’s really challenging those teams. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We did that on purpose. Good call.

I mean - not good D on the 1st down. Still.

Wut? We have them the first down and the clock doesn’t stop. Horrible play

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

A lot to build on here. I like our chances vs OU without Mateer. 

You're insane. 

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Very disappointed to learn that Sark is a kick after TD down 15 guy

It fits though Sark is a meathead

Anthony Hill unexplainably running across the line an evolutionary epoch too early sums up the day. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Sark is a bad teacher. Players get worse under him. 

Well, on this, you and I certainly agree 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Idk.

It’s really challenging those teams. 

At least Strong's teams played hard. 

If we’re sticking with arch we just nedd him to figured out how to consistently make the right passes going further. 
 

yes sark and the OL needs to help. But in the end if he’s missing open guys with bad mechanics and just under throwing or overthrowing it’ll be more of the same. 
 

this reminds me of OSU where he plays better in the 4th but still made mistakes. Then reverted to bad Arch the next 2 weeks. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

Anthony Hill unexplainably running across the line an evolutionary epoch too early sums up the day. 

The other guy moved.  It was a bad call.

1 minute ago, westexhorn said:

It's basically next year type deal unless we win out

Realistically, that was always going to be the case. Too many new pieces this year, and not any top tier talent popping out on offense.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m like raging. 
 

Just to twist the knife I hope Texas Tech and North Texas both make the playoffs. To shove it in the BMDs faces loud and clear. 
 

An offensive coordinator needs to be in the booth to see what the defense is doing. Everyone with a brain knows this.
 

All his old foes from his failed stints at Washington and USC repeatedly said he doesn’t take what a defense gives him bc his ass can’t see that from the fucking sidelines. 
 

He’s more worried about wearing what his cheating azzhoe of a wife tells him to than he is in recognizing his strength is in the booth not squatting on the field like he’s shitting out an out of wedlock pumpkin. 🎃 

👻 🎃 🤘🏼 💩 

I’m sensing a theme here with the pumpkins 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Wut? We have them the first down and the clock doesn’t stop. Horrible play


yes, that was on purpose. 2nd and 1 and they could run 40 seconds off the clock (which means they were getting a first down within the next two plays) versus 1st and 10 where we have theoretically have a better chance to get a 3 and out. 

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

So much promise, who knew he is basically a cheap glass knock-off of Tiffany Crystal.

I honestly thought he would be a beast, and he's been nothing short of a disappointment. I get the knee, but even taking that out, it's always something. Looks like Tarzan injured like Jane. 

2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Sanchez got stabbed,…and could soon be raped in the Indy city jail.  

Who HASN'T got black-out drunk in Indianapolis and tried to steal a car?

Sark now gets to say some stupid shit like how we fought back and even though nothing when our way we almost pulled it out in the swamp. It’s going to be gross. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

A lot to build on here. I like our chances vs OU without Mateer. 

Wut? This team is undisciplined and soft on both lines. the running game is nonexistent, and the QB is rattled 75% of the time 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s more worried about wearing what his cheating azzhoe of a wife tells him to than he is in recognizing his strength is in the booth not squatting on the field like he’s shitting out an out of wedlock pumpkin. 🎃 

👻 🎃 🤘🏼 💩 

The "get fucked by a pumpkin" joke was funny the first time

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Wut? We have them the first down and the clock doesn’t stop. Horrible play

You reset the downs. You don't want to play to try and stop them on 2nd and 1 when they will likely get a new set of downs. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

This been the worse Texas game since?

Kansas in Sark’s 1st year.  

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:


yes, that was on purpose. 2nd and 1 and they could run 40 seconds off the clock (which means they were getting a first down within the next two plays) versus 1st and 10 where we have theoretically have a better chance to get a 3 and out. 

The clock doesn’t stop 

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

A lot to build on here. I like our chances vs OU without Mateer. 

lol…with this Oline?

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Idk.

It’s really challenging those teams. 

We weren’t gonna stop them on 2nd and 3rd. I’d rather them have the first and we start from there rather than them wasting more time in second and possibly 3rd down.

Out coached as usual 

out athleted as typical. Most of these Texas players are overrated as fuck

We would have had better blocking with a cone in place of the o line 

the defense got exposed as fuck d tackles non existent.  Secondary absolute overrated dog shit. 
 

an embarrassment across every phase and the entire organization shit all over Texas to include their fans 

Baby Neuheisel would be carried off the field and yes the same one that beat Texas in 2014. 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

The clock doesn’t stop 

That isnt the point. Think about this a little bit more. 

Just now, ztejas said:

You reset the downs. You don't want to play to try and stop them on 2nd and 1 when they will likely get a new set of downs. 

Then you give the game away. Your option is stop them or lose. We lose now

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Realistically, that was always going to be the case. Too many new pieces this year, and not any top tier talent popping out on offense.

This team ain’t winning out 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

The clock doesn’t stop 


1st and 10 is harder to covert than 2nd or 3rd and 1. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Very disappointed to learn that Sark is a kick after TD down 15 guy

its what made me know we needed to fire Herman in 2020.... when he had THREE,  THREE  FUCKING chances to try and win that game and go for 2... and he refused to do it.

Herman refused to do it when the classic sub 4 min down by 2 TD situation happened and we scored....  D Royal went for 2 there, and got it... and won.

 

Herman said lets play for 1.... then we get the miracle TD with a second on the game clock- ou was fucking gassed, gassed, and we dont say fuck it, lets play to win the game here... we go for the tie

 

then we have last ups on the OT, we both score a TD, ou kicked the XP, and yet again that asshole could have gone for 2 to try and win and end the game... and he played for the tie- again  and suprise we lose

What’s the farthest anyone has ever dropped in a poll?

 

Just now, CooterBrown said:

Aggy
Tech
Cougar High
Tx State
UNT

Are we, at best, the sixth best team in the state?


you seem dumb

Can 

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Sark now gets to say some stupid shit like how we fought back and even though nothing when our way we almost pulled it out in the swamp. It’s going to be gross. 

 

oh yeah--he is willfully stubborn and blind, like many power-drunk buffoons become

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

At least Strong's teams played hard. 

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Just now, nineliveslost said:

Wut? This team is undisciplined and soft on both lines. the running game is nonexistent, and the QB is rattled 75% of the time 

Mateer is out and Hawkins cant throw and can only run. We can make them one dimensional. Defense and whole team will play better next week. This was always a trap game. 

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