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  • Ghost of Shag
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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s more worried about wearing what his cheating azzhoe of a wife tells him to than he is in recognizing his strength is in the booth not squatting on the field like he’s shitting out an out of wedlock pumpkin. 🎃

Holy shit.

Nicole murdering Sark like it's on Rainey.

Arch throws a bomb and Wingo actually catches it.  Book it 

We’re lucky they are so stupid. If we could just capitalize on it…

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

We CANNOT let this ball bounce. Niblett has to catch this and get potential field position.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good news is Arch will be back next year.  The bad news is…

2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

But if we had won the national championship with arch last year like we was supposed to, we would be back to back this year. ‘member?

If you look back, I’m pretty sure I was pumping the brakes on Arch last season. 

I would wonder how the fuck we lost to this moron, but....

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

I hope Texas scores with 1 second left.

a two point play and OT would just be cruel and unusual punishment.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cool, dont watch next week

Shut. the . fuck . up

I will do whatever i want

Stop being Pollyanna and full of bevo's shit 

7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Oooo Reaction GIF
 

SARSKS WIFE CHEATED?!?!?

Sark’s current wife L’Oréal (whom Sark left his previous wife for—L’Oréal knew he was married when she basically went after Sark) recently gave birth to another man’s child while she is still married to Sark. Yet he wears the shit she picks out for him with pride. Makes a ton of sense. 🎃 
 

Belichick is sideyeing the messy of all this. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Anyone have a stream? Currently in puerto rico

Get a vpn on your lap top the you can stream your YouTube tv or whatever. Won’t work rn but should be in your arsenal.  I’m in Morocco rn watching live on YouTube tv. 

these idiot announcers dont know the fucking rules.

 

with the helmet coming off, by rule the clock stops until the ball is put back in play.  so the clock was going to stop no matter what.

 

Napier called TO to give his guys a chance to get a good play in. 

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Mateer is out and Hawkins cant throw and can only run. We can make them one dimensional. Defense and whole team will play better next week. This was always a trap game. 

Their DL is pretty good. Our OL is every bit as bad as close to jumping claimed OU’s OL is.

 

 

OU wins convincingly.

 

desperately hoping I’m wrong

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We CANNOT let this ball bounce. Niblett has to catch this and get potential field position.

Nope

Napier would be a good choice to cast as young Ron Perlman when he's fired if they ever make a First 9 Sons of Anarchy seties

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

Ok. I would rather have Sark than Napier. Fight me

No AD in the country would take Napier over Sark. 

Niblett still not coming up to catch the ball

Niblet really is a fucking incompetent punt returner

 

How many fucking times has this moron let the ball bounce????

 

its got to be 10 plus right???

Jesus Christ.   Please score, make the two, and win in overtime. 

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome coach?

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Their DL is pretty good. Our OL is every bit as bad as close to jumping claimed OU’s OL is.

 

 

OU wins convincingly.

 

 

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desperately hoping I’m wrong

 

Their QB scored 3 points on us last year. Lets see him get in the end zone before we crown them. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Arch throws a bomb and Wingo actually catches it.  Book it 

Sark kicks the PAT...

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The fucking play is deep to short. That’s the read. He isn’t going to ignore the playcall and the read progression to throw the curl without looking at his first two options.

All plays are deep to short

You could tell by the look on Napier’s face he fucked up. Probably other coaches in his headset asking WTF 😂 

 

oh well probably not gonna make a difference 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Im thinking the run off thing was that Texas declined the run off and Florida was forced to take the time out because of the player

Just put in the backup for a play..

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