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1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That entire sequence was arch shitting down his leg and Caldwell comes in and throws the fucking ball for our only first down of that drive. Nice job arch. 

Yeah, I'm not sure why we didn't leave Caldwell in after that

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    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

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6-6 to 8-4 at best. Arch have it? Doubt it, Sark coaching like it’s 2023

Just now, Mdhorn said:

My first question to Sark would be did this team look prepared? 

We will never hear a tough question because we’re Texas. Just like we will never hire anyone unless they’re PC ceo head coach with no balls. 

Did our back up QB make a clutch pass on his first attempt. Could we be better than 2-3 with him?

Wow kinda sad to see Caldwell come in cold, read through his progressions, anticipate Wingo open and throw a dart. Then proceed to see Manning come back in and get sacked twice in a row and fail to spike it in time. 

Maybe Arch should hold the ball longer to give his receivers time to clear. /s 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Dak?

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Caldwell has more poise, pocket awareness, and accuracy in that one rep than arch had all game. 

Billy tried to give us that game and Sark as a game day coach is so bad he could not take it.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

That last sequence was terrible outside of the back up qb. 
Arch doesn’t make that throw 

Because he’s looking for the home run, constantly.

Just now, hundredTT said:

Because you’re delusional. Get help. It’s possible. 

You keep believing the issues are the players that go on to be productive in the NFL and I'll be thr guy questioning the coaches who underperformed with them. We're done here. 

Is losing to a battle-tested and desperate Florida team in The Swamp really an "upset"?

We haven't beaten a P4 team yet

Florida fucking sucks. I thought we could at least beat them.

But nope. Our team is a bunch of scrubs.

Ah well. See you guys next week.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That entire sequence was arch shitting down his leg and Caldwell comes in and throws the fucking ball on time and in stride for our only first down of that drive. Nice job arch. 

Fixed, goddamnit

Just now, Dahobbs said:

Yeah, I'm not sure why we didn't leave Caldwell in after that

Because sark is too big of a pussy to ever do that. 

Caldwell looked more poised and made the best throw of the game in a crazy unexpected pressure situation. That's insane.

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Caldwell would be 30/30 for 500 yards after I saw that pass

Bro, his pass looks miles better than Arch's right now. It actually has spin on it, he's poised, calm, and makes a great pass, even with this offensive line. I'm not saying he's more talented than Arch down the road, but he's damn sure more calm and doesn't force it. Just leaving him cpuld have really helped us. Who knows? 

Hardest thing about this loss was losing to an absolute goddam dumbass. Sarks brilliance really shone in this one. 

4 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

caldwell has us undefeated 

Not with this O-Line 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Texas tech is the best football team in Texas.  Wonderful 

Give their benefactor, Cody Campbell, the MVP trophy now

Caldwell looked more poised and made the best throw of the game in a crazy unexpected pressure situation. That's insane.

He did it with zero warm up too. It was the best throw of the game.

Obviously the O-line is trash, but a QB with half a brain is easily able to just take off and gash that Florida defense repeatedly once the pocket falls apart.  The Gators are garbage, but Arch managed to hang around in the pocket when it's clearly falling apart, hardly ever take off, and instead eat sacks.  Or just make terrible throws on the run.  Vince would have had 300 yards rushing this game with this piss poor O-line in front of him.  

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

I mean, a dog shit college QB being paid more than QB'S on Sunday is already pretty fucking bad. Thank you, next.

Just now, Hornin04 said:

and made the best throw of the game

That's not even remotely true. 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Bro, his pass looks miles better than Arch's right now. It actually has spin on it, he's poised, calm, and makes a great pass, even with this offensive line. I'm not saying he's more talented than Arch down the road, but he's damn sure more calm and doesn't force it. Just leaving him cpuld have really helped us. Who knows? 

The one ball he threw was his 4th read….

 

Caldwell should have been allowed to stay in. VY learned from being pulled vs Tech.. 

How the fuck did we get two 5 star QBs in a row with absolutely ZERO pocket presence?

3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Shit game. This team is very average 

They got whipped in every aspect of the game by a one win team. Average is a reach. 

2 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Shit game. This team is very average 

Said it before but the talent drop off is huge.

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Hardest thing about this loss was losing to an absolute goddam dumbass. Sarks brilliance really shone in this one. 

This. Losing to a guy who will be unemployment next year hurts so, so bad. 

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I assumed so, just continuing the conversation.

I thought to a 90%+ certainty sark was sure Ewers was the best option last year. But you know what, I fucking wish I was wrong. 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Caldwell has more poise, pocket awareness, and accuracy in that one rep than arch had all game. 

Your are so full of shit. Go look at the TD throw to Wingo

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Bro, his pass looks miles better than Arch's right now. It actually has spin on it, he's poised, calm, and makes a great pass, even with this offensive line. I'm not saying he's more talented than Arch down the road, but he's damn sure more calm and doesn't force it. Just leaving him cpuld have really helped us. Who knows? 

Yeah I think we’re all on the same page that we would love to see Caldwell take a full series.

Damn shame they were not ready to play against Florida, especially coming off a bye week.  Sark make some changes sir it is obvious to the average fan where the weaknesses are.  Regroup and fight, TEXAS!

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Billy tried to give us that game and Sark as a game day coach is so bad he could not take it.

Hard headed mofo that won't hire an OC.

Gonna get his ass fired (rightfully if he doesn't find help)

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

How far does Texas fall in the polls?

Not nearly far enough 

1 minute ago, dad said:

Wow kinda sad to see Caldwell come in cold, read through his progressions, anticipate Wingo open and throw a dart. Then proceed to see Manning come back in and get sacked twice in a row and fail to spike it in time. 

Yeah.  It’s not even that I think Caldwell is a better talent. 
 

but maybe. Juts maybe, he gets rid do the ball on time and hits the open guy.  Maybe he doesn’t hit the bomb or runs for a TD like arch. 
 

But a guy who simply hits an easy throw might be good enough. 

This is equivalent to losing to a Charlie strong coached team 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I thought we could at least beat them.

Underestimating Florida is always stupid. They have the talent on both sides of the ball.

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Yes, he’s constantly looking deep when there are other guys open. Sark needs to focus on quick throws with him. 

We had a guy like that who helped us make the playoffs two years in a row and much of the fan base wanted him gone. For the current guy.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We will never hear a tough question because we’re Texas. Just like we will never hire anyone unless they’re PC ceo head coach with no balls. 

Yep. John Bianco will see to that. Ask a question they don't like and they threaten to pull your media credentials. 

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