Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

We are the worst offensive line in the history of the sport. Ever. This offensive line is like wanting to drink and Irish car bomb, but instesd of Guiness, it's diarrhea. 


Scat play and whiskey is called a Battle of Britain. 
Don’t ask how I  know that. 

  • Replies 4.8k
  • Views 146.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Ghost of Shag
    Ghost of Shag

    Motherfuck I just got in from the game and I’m fucking pissed. Dropped a shit ton of cash to go to the worst fucking performance I’ve seen from a Texas team since Charlie fucking strong was stealing m

  • Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

  • Sgt Hulk
    Sgt Hulk

Posted Images

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Not with this coaching staff

Fixed for you. Doesn't fucking make a shit who's playing QB with this shit ass coaching staff. Ewers out front should've told ya.

Just now, txexlonghorn23 said:

Underestimating Florida is always stupid. They have the talent on both sides of the ball.

We can strive to be as good a program as south Florida 

2 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Not with this O-Line 

Ehh I’ll say he hits the easy throws arch missed against OSU and today as well. 

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


He did it with zero warm up too. It was the best throw of the game.

Did nobody see the TD to Wingo?

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

We can strive to be as good a program as south Florida 

Did you never watch SEC football before last year?


Want me to go back decades of Florida beating top ranked teams?

Too bad Gibson didn’t get any carries. Also, someone correct me if I’m wrong, but did Stroh play in the 4th? Or much in the second half period?

Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Yep. John Bianco will see to that. Ask a question they don't like and they threaten to pull your media credentials. 

Can @immamacget Bianco to come on here and take our questions?

That was bad, but it could have been even worse. Agree with others, Arch needs to stop looking for the home run every throw. I wish I felt confident he would get coaching to fix that, but it feels like it should have happened already. Team play still feels temperamental... getting clowned by some of the Florida players should have pissed them off, but it looked like they could care less. 

Watch this team fuck around and win next week... that could very well happen. But it's hard to feel good about things. 

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Give their benefactor, Cody Campbell, the MVP trophy now

I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Texas's roster earns far more than Tech's.  Our roster is just full of pussies with shitty coaching.

  • Pancho unpinned this topic

Never seen a game so controlled by the officials before in my life. Taffe gets held big time and tries to escape, and then they call hands to the face, afterwards?

Did nobody see the TD to Wingo?
We all just seen the rest of the throws
Just now, Jkwellborn said:

Too bad Gibson didn’t get any carries. Also, someone correct me if I’m wrong, but did Stroh play in the 4th? Or much in the second half period?

He did not.  Brooks had cement shoes as well but at least he doesn’t fall down every play 

4 minutes ago, Hornin04 said:

Caldwell looked more poised and made the best throw of the game in a crazy unexpected pressure situation. That's insane.

Lol @ztejas negged this post what a bitch 

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Did nobody see the TD to Wingo?

Yeah it was nice. Very nice. 
 

and we saw at least 1, and as many as 3 streaking WRs that were underthrown or overthrown too.  (Not including the pass by Wingo) 
 

even saw a WR screen that damn near hit the ground and should have been an easy throw. 

Edited by Drew

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Florida is a bad football team.  But they have a defensive line

With a different set of coaches, we could’ve made some noise this year.

Imagine beating #  9 Texas at home and still looking so stupid and shitty that I can’t really enjoy the win as much as I should.   

IMG_0909.jpeg.f79f98da80f2daed7c1d24561abc0c14.jpeg

 

💩🚽💩🚽🚽💩🚽💩💩💩💩

 

I don't know what else to scream into the abyss.

It'll be interesting to see if Texas is even ranked tomorrow.  

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

You keep believing the issues are the players that go on to be productive in the NFL and I'll be thr guy questioning the coaches who underperformed with them. We're done here. 

I wish I had your thinking. Arch has talent, but let’s not act like he isn’t surrounded by other 4/5 stars. Florida is not a great team. Don’t think things will get better? Like what the fuck do you think will help this team? You are a moron and Sark has resurrected this program. He loses next week and he has to be benched. 

3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Hard headed mofo that won't hire an OC.

Gonna get his ass fired (rightfully if he doesn't find help)

Not this year, though.

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Never seen a game so controlled by the officials before in my life. Taffe gets held big time and tries to escape, and then they call hands to the face, afterwards?

wut?!?!?! we lost on our own man. we sucked today. Don't even think about blaming the refs 

the waste of an afternoon. A mo ago we got a commit from a five-star RB from Florida. Today our offense got its ass handed to it be a team that gave up 50pts last week. Sark is a pretender. Arch needs coaching/may never reach his billing. I say it's time for a QB controversy. Split time with the #2 until a star emerges.

Tell Sark to plan on an OC next year or leave the team. Maybe he doesn't like being here. His dedication sure isn't showing up on the scoreboard.

6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


He did it with zero warm up too. It was the best throw of the game.

It was not

I didn’t have the defense being the main reason we would’ve lost today but here we are. That doesn’t excuse the utter shitfest that is our offense. I don’t understand how we can’t run the ball at all. I guess it’s our possibly worst OL in Texas history. We’re lucky Mateer isn’t playing next week. It’s still a game we’re probably going to lose. This season might be an utter failure for Sark. 

Time to turn on three other games where qbs have time to throw and hit receivers in the hands.

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Did nobody see the TD to Wingo?

PTSD.  They forget anything good to bolster the narrative.

Our lines were utter trash.  Arch tried to do too much.  Too many penalties, again.  Horrible fucking game, and it was against IQ80 Billy.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

With a different set of coaches, we could’ve made some noise this year.

Imagine beating #  9 Texas at home and still looking so stupid and shitty that I can’t really enjoy the win as much as I should.   

IMG_0909.jpeg.f79f98da80f2daed7c1d24561abc0c14.jpeg

 

It was probably better for your program to lose and get new coaching TBH.

We took the long troll road and decided to let Napier win in the ultimate spite loss.

19 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

My first question to Sark would be did this team look prepared? 

The sleepy play to start the game was unforgivable. I expected the OL to struggle today, but the defense was lethargic. And despite that, there was opportunity to win the game in the second half. Imagine if they didn't allow Florida to just waltz down the field twice in the first quarter? That doesn't excuse the offense's lack of production, or Arch's mistakes, but the situation might not have been so desperate if they had come ready to play. I fault Sark for this far more than his play calling. Lots of good plays called if they were executed well to win the game.

Arch showed some grit despite his struggles and flashed some.

Edited by sith_horn

1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Never seen a game so controlled by the officials before in my life.

Just wait till you graduate middle school, I bet you’ll have seen some real shit by then. 

10 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Caldwell prolly scores lol. 
 

he came in and balled out 

His QBR is going to be nuts.

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Caldwell completing one pass was the worst thing that could happen to this board lol.

Tomato, potato.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

PTSD.  They forget anything good to bolster the narrative.

Our lines were utter trash.  Arch tried to do too much.  Too many penalties, again.  Horrible fucking game, and it was against IQ80 Billy.

Nah we saw it. And we saw the ones he completely missed too.  The issue isn’t that he CAN’T make those throws. 

It’s that he can’t make them consistently.  What is so hard to instant about this? 

7 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

How far does Texas fall in the polls?

Hopefully we fall out completely. Might be good for this team and coaches to get their heads out of their asses before the RRS. 

5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Too bad Gibson didn’t get any carries. Also, someone correct me if I’m wrong, but did Stroh play in the 4th? Or much in the second half period?


I didn’t see any ginger guy on the left side of the line tripping over their own two feet in the 4th quarter whenever they zoomed in on #71 false starting for the 6th straight play. 

1 hour ago, TexasBeta said:

I could give two shits as long as we beat OU and aggy. Hell. Lose to OU. Ok. But aggy … f that. 

I got bad news for you. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.