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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Yeah dawg fuck that. This isn’t agginem where we can just say “we’re gonna be good next year!” Every fucking year fuck that shit 

He would look significantly better if he was not asked to carry the team in his first year as a starter. He was supposed to be a game manager this year, not the savior. How long did it take for Bo Nix, Penix, Burrow to play like they did in their senior year?

15 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude is ass. 

I have to admit that I am enjoying your seven stages of grief. 

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27 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

He would look significantly better if he was not asked to carry the team in his first year as a starter. He was supposed to be a game manager this year, not the savior. How long did it take for Bo Nix, Penix, Burrow to play like they did in their senior year?

You know what a game manager does?

Hits open receivers easy passes

Doesn’t throw interceptions

 

Maybe he will get better, but right now he’s got a read and if it’s not there he gets into scramble and hold the ball mode. Then he just throws it as far as he can. It’s a prayer every time. He’s great when he just tucks it and gets some yards, but damn man he doesn’t operate the offense or throw with anticipation like a game manager. 

1 minute ago, TreatyOak said:

I have to admit that I am enjoying your seven stages of grief. 

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What's with all the cookies and Reese's Pieces?

Just now, Zeus said:

You know what a game manager does?

Hits open receivers easy passes

Doesn’t throw interceptions

Do you mean what Lagway did for UF yesterday?

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Also the one play Caldwell got in

He bounced in the pocket went through his reads. Delivered a great ball anticipating the break. Allowed the receiver to get YAC. 

I fully believe if Caldwell was allowed to finish that drive we score and probably get the 2pt conversion. Florida is always collapsing and doing dumb shit this year. 
 

Sure there’s a qb controversy and blah blah but you WIN THE FUCKING GAME

Instead it’s game 6 and you guys are talking about how good he could be next year. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Do you mean what Lagway did for UF yesterday?

Yup

 and I’ll agree that’s a lot easier to do when the run game is working and you have big badass receivers

 but sark was scheming up open guys the whole game arch just doesn’t see it or trust it to just let it rip until it’s hero ball time 

4 hours ago, Zeus said:


 

 

Too bad Texas doesn't get USC and Auburn instead of GA and agroid. At least the extra bowl game practice would go a long way in development for next year.

Arch is like Tommy Boy with his pet roll in the pocket on game day.  He cant make a decision.  Holds the ball, starts to run but then stops (almost like he has been told not to run and his actively remembering it). The game isnt coming easy to him right now and he is thinking to much instead of reacting.   So either we waste this season hoping he figures it out for next year or we switch qbs now. Id prefer to try and win some games this season. 

1 hour ago, Cruz in Aledo said:

 I’m on the side Texas

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We all are, Senor Self Righteous.

We're discussing opinion not loyalty.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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We all are, Senor Self Righteous.

We're discussing opinion not loyalty.

What you quoted says nothing about what I said without the rest of the sentence. I’ll defend a Texas player over anonymous message boarders saying that player should be benched for inferior player just because the message boarders are emotional tit babies. 

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Hopefully Arch torches blowU

 

 

but if not

 

when does Sark grow a pair?

 

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4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Hopefully Arch torches blowU

 

 

but if not

 

when does Sark grow a pair?

 

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He’ll need to ask his wife for permission to carry a pair of balls first. 

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

What's with all the cookies and Reese's Pieces?

Baked cookies are good. Reese’s Pieces are amazing. Mega-stuffed Oreos are man’s greatest achievement. 

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

To win, I bench Arch and start Caldwell. It's merited based on performance. It also may help with Arch's choking problem. I want Arch to work out. I'm past the point of throwing away games to see that happen

To be clear, to win, you want to play a guy that was 3-7 as the quarterback for Troy last year?

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

To be clear, to win, you want to play a guy that was 3-7 as the quarterback for Troy last year?

Yes. I thought all the argument around here is that you can't blame a QB for a poor team. 

I only judge by what I see. I don't care about the background of a person who performs the best. I don't even get why you'd make such a point. 

It all comes down to who is playing the best not what they were doing last year or in high school.

I prefer winning to pedigree.

44 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Hopefully Arch torches blowU

 

 

but if not

 

when does Sark grow a pair?

 

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I'll sit back and hope Adriana Lima in her 20s and 30s will go to bed with me and wake up next to me giving me a bj to wake me up. 

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yes. I thought all the argument around here is that you can't blame a QB for a poor team. 

I only judge by what I see. I don't care about the background of a person who performs the best. I don't even get why you'd make such a point. 

It all comes down to who is playing the best not what they were doing last year or in high school.

I prefer winning to pedigree.

Because you’ve literally seen nothing of Caldwell. We have a seasons body of work from him and you think based on 7 passing attempts that he gives us the best chance to win. 
 

If you prefer winning to pedigree then how exactly do you justify ignoring all the not winning he’s done at a much lower level lol.

28 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because you’ve literally seen nothing of Caldwell. We have a seasons body of work from him and you think based on 7 passing attempts that he gives us the best chance to win. 
 

If you prefer winning to pedigree then how exactly do you justify ignoring all the not winning he’s done at a much lower level lol.

I suspect your reasoning is circular. I really don't care that much. Maybe my reasoning is circular as well.

I hope Arch comes around. It's my experience that if the first team guy isn't cutting it, you give the second team guy a try. That would remove speculation and present a body of evidence beyond a single play.

4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

What's with all the cookies and Reese's Pieces?

You got a problem with Reese’s Pieces, you got a problem with me, buddy. 

For those who think the QB is the issue or a change is going to fix anything. Starts at 6:37 ends at 14:49 but at 14:01 he drills into the bad play calling by Sark.

 

16 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

You got a problem with Reese’s Pieces, you got a problem with me, buddy. 

I'll meet someone in Temecula that doesn't like Reese's Pieces.

On 10/4/2025 at 10:14 PM, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m always amazed how people can watch a game not understand what’s going on. Blaming Arch for this loss is wild

The more i watch from the Florida game the more impressive Arch looks. He took huge strides in a short time to the UF game. He's moving really well in the pocket. And the term "pocket" doesn't really apply to this team right now. It's kind of a pocket with a mudslide flooding in to his left. But even when he has to pull the ball down and dip somewhere he immediately has his eyes downfield again with the ball ready to go. He snaps back into throwing position really quick. When his accuracy issues continue to get better this is probably gonna be really good. 

He still has some issues but nothing alarming when you watch 80% of the quarterbacks right now. I posted on this thread about what he isn't seeing the middle of the field. I was wrong. He sees it. And referring to him as "liability" was not at all close on my part. Watching 22 film there's a ton to be excited about when it comes to Arch. A lot to be enraged about with pretty much every other aspect of this team. But calling him a liability was pretty ignorant. 

On 10/5/2025 at 5:08 PM, Zeus said:

Hopefully Arch torches blowU

 

 

but if not

 

when does Sark grow a pair?

 

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His one completion was a spike into the grass and he even fucked that up..

On 10/5/2025 at 5:54 PM, William Bludworth said:

I'll sit back and hope Adriana Lima in her 20s and 30s will go to bed with me and wake up next to me giving me a bj to wake me up. 

You'll get Jose Lima and like it. 

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8 hours ago, Chooky said:

The more i watch from the Florida game the more impressive Arch looks. He took huge strides in a short time to the UF game. He's moving really well in the pocket. And the term "pocket" doesn't really apply to this team right now. It's kind of a pocket with a mudslide flooding in to his left. But even when he has to pull the ball down and dip somewhere he immediately has his eyes downfield again with the ball ready to go. He snaps back into throwing position really quick. When his accuracy issues continue to get better this is probably gonna be really good. 

He still has some issues but nothing alarming when you watch 80% of the quarterbacks right now. I posted on this thread about what he isn't seeing the middle of the field. I was wrong. He sees it. And referring to him as "liability" was not at all close on my part. Watching 22 film there's a ton to be excited about when it comes to Arch. A lot to be enraged about with pretty much every other aspect of this team. But calling him a liability was pretty ignorant. 

Where you get the 22?

I don’t think I can stomach watching that shit again tho even as a Florida fan I’m fucking pissed we blew that game. 

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Seriously this time. 

He’s got to consider it man. Arch fucking blows. 

I just want to see. If he sucks fine…won’t be much worse. 

Seriously this time. 

He’s got to consider it man. Arch fucking blows. 

Absent an injury I don’t see it happening.
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Sark should be shitcanned

11 minutes ago, Drew said:

I just want to see. If he sucks fine…won’t be much worse. 

This dogshit freshman QB from Kentucky is doing better

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Just now, tequila said:

8/21?

Not our standard 

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Could set a record for worst pass completion percentage over 25 attempts eh?

 

Now he’s missing in the dirt instead of 8’ over the open receivers head 

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15 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

Stepping in cold and pulling this off is pretty damn impressive. 

1 for 1, 10 yards, TD. 

Texas State Optical needs to pay this dude his money 

Edited by gofuckyourself

He's already earned his job replacing Milwee as qb coach next year. 

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

1 for 1, 10 yards, TD. 

Texas State Optical needs to pay this dude his money 

He's holding out for that Walby Parker money

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35 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

2 crunch time throws this season, 2 perfect throws.

 

 

(I’m not advocating for him to start, Just commenting on his success rate)

Edited by lilMAC25

Please update thread to Caldwell should definitely start 

With Arch likely concussed, I think we might see Caldwell starting next week. 

He's looked the part in his handful of plays, we are probably about to find out vs. Vandy. 

 

I don't think I've seen Arch pull the trigger to make a throw all season as quickly as Caldwell did on that pass.

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