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48 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hands in pockets 

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  • You can't use homophobic slurs dude. If it was the funny internet stylized one that's a maybe, but we aren't running around saying the n word the f word the k word the s word etc. Keep your racist, ho

  • TXsuxBIGdix
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    Tenn Vol here. Y’all suck collectively as a fan base…but still pulling for your worthless overrated team against OU.

  • Taking our 16 year old son his first Tex-ou game, so I’m pumped. LFG!! Kid got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes in July so a bit of a tricky situation, but he’s excited as well. 

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57 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Good luck today gentlemen. I hope we can all still be friends tomorrow. 

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31 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So you must have missed 2013, 2016. 2018, 2022, 2024...

2022 we went five yards and punted. 2024 we went two and out with an INT.  Real ferocious starts.

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

2022 we went five yards and punted. 2024 we went two and out with an INT.  Real ferocious starts.

Okay well I would rather win the game by 30 points than fit whatever strange definition you have of playing nastier or whatever. 

2 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Of course OU fans are making the surgeon that did Mateers hand is basically being given the key to the state. I can’t believe he’s going to play. If we don’t put him on the ground or send Simmons around to knock his arm..we are doing something wrong. For you lucky mother fers that get to go, cheer loud and let’s turn this ship around. Love this day so much, will always take a year off my life watching it but let’s beat some OU ass and watch Arch have his resurrection. Hook em! Fuck OU 

Does that key let you get into or out of the state?

I honestly think we’ll know how the game is gonna go within the first 5 minutes. I don’t know if we can play behind with any confidence or aggression 

Beside the Thompson start, I can’t think of an opening drive where we looked good. Mack / Stoops years our opening drives are where the Greg Davis sideline passes really came to fruition.

Fuck OU. Let's play fundamentally sound football in all phases today. (Please)

2 minutes ago, mrhorn said:


Beside the Thompson start, I can’t think of an opening drive where we looked good. Mack / Stoops years our opening drives are where the Greg Davis sideline passes really came to fruition.

It’s important to start the drive behind the sticks so you can open up the 5 yard passing routes 

Let’s do this. The turnaround starts today with a big land thief ass whooping.

5 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

Why don't you just ask what the first 5 plays are gonna be, Holly?

Farts.  dammit

call this shit both ways you motherfuckers.

they better call the holding both fucking ways

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

they better call the holding both fucking ways

Or we can worry about ourselves and stop holding.

On 10/10/2025 at 6:22 AM, TheGivingTree said:

Texas: 9

OU: 45

 

More of a statement of how bad this Texas team is than how good OU is.  2010 Texas vs 2025 Texas would be a tight one

I’ll wait for some apologies…

Those of you saying "Mateer isn't playing lol" and similar are wrong.

I predict bag o' dicks Jr not only allows Mateer to fully dress out and be in the 2 deep, the arrogant stupid fuck will put him out there first snap on offense.

If I'm wrong I like my crow roasted and with plenty of Louisiana hot sauce.
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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Okay well I would rather win the game by 30 points than fit whatever strange definition you have of playing nastier or whatever. 

I'd rather have a respectable record vs. OU  this century. If you want your 2 blowouts and that humimilating 8-16 (soon to be 8-17) record, that's cool. 

if he plays then the whole injury and surgery were all fiction. 
 
Either way it don’t make a shit. He’s as overrated as their defense.  We win comfortably if he plays, blowout if he doesn’t. 
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we just cannot do anything on offense.  

We can go backwards? Most teams can’t pull that off.

Glad Texas defense held them to just a FG...  penalties killing Texas offense...

 

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The endless ABC commercials allow to take a poop, so that is nice.

Fucking farts.

I'm going to say it- that was good D. 

Did Mateer poop himself?

Mateer is garbage. Too bad the Texas offense has committed too many dumb penalties and Arch missed an easy TD pass, had to settle for that FG. This should be a 14-6 game.

Texas gotta score TDs in 2nd half... need better pass rush on defense. 

Might need to move pocket, and possibly use Arch's legs in 2nd half...

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Fuck yea!

Motion actually works. Fucking use it sark. 

On 10/9/2025 at 2:01 PM, Wayne Arnold said:

ou has been the very definition of fools gold this year, while texas' issues (while pretty bad in some areas, particularly OL) are getting massively blown out of proportion.  texas has a lot of strong areas still, and their strengths are pretty well suited to expose ou's weaknesses.  the only reason ou even has a chance in this game is because of the possibility of another complete meltdown by the texas oline.  but as down as ive been on sark, i cant imagine them allowing what happened last week to repeat itself.  i expect a much better gameplan to negate some of those issues.  if the oline is simply mediocre, texas wins this easily.

i predict texas wins by double digits, regardless of mateer playing or not

hello.

I told ya'll Venables is an arrogant fuck and would sacrifice Mateer's thumb for this game.

On 10/5/2025 at 10:55 PM, txexlonghorn23 said:

In the era of NIL, the coaches deserve all the blame for not going in the portal or being ready to potentially replace 4 guys on the oline. How did it work out for Clemson returning almost EVERYBODY?

You sound like such an aggy with that take.


When are you going to start being worried that your head coach has a 2-9 record against top-10 opponents?

1-7 when we rush less than 100 yards

I think he is like 2-9 when losing at half.

This is the same coach and coaching staff that let oklahoma come back and win when we were up 28-7.

We should be progressing and being consistently a solid program at year 5, even when players leave to the NFL draft. uga, tOSU, Bama keep putting out players and competing, but our fans are making excuses and saying "make a run next year." Sounds like something we been saying every year.

As Sark says, "the standard is the standard" and the Texas Longhorns football team is not meeting the standard.

You, and everyone who liked your post, can officially suck my dick. Get on your knees, grab a pad or a towel if you need one, and get to work. No teeth, motherfucker. And swallow the WHOLE thing.

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is nick brooks enough of an upgrade at LG to make the entire OL serviceable? 

He was one of the better run blockers today from what I saw. He's also significantly more mobile than Stroh.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

You, and everyone who liked your post, can officially suck my dick. Get on your knees, grab a pad or a towel if you need one, and get to work. No teeth, motherfucker. And swallow the WHOLE thing.

You mad because the team played closer to the "standard" today in our rivalry game than the first 5 games?

12 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I feel good.

We're gonna win.

Fuck ou a thousand times.

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Same, probably by 2 touchdowns

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