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2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

ive never been less excited for this game...

Case McCoy and Jerrod Heard really did it for ya huh?

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On the way to NYC any recommendations for catching the game in midtown today?

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the way to NYC any recommendations for catching the game in midtown today?

A sports bar

your hotel

your phone 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Case McCoy and Jerrod Heard really did it for ya huh?

i knew we were not very good back then.  

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the way to NYC any recommendations for catching the game in midtown today?

Nvmnd

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the way to NYC any recommendations for catching the game in midtown today?

stout grand central? 

60 E 41st St

7 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

stout grand central? 

60 E 41st St

That’s where we are going. Appreciate the i

33 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

A sports bar

your hotel

your phone 

 

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the way to NYC any recommendations for catching the game in midtown today?

Lots of good Texas exes chapters—I had about 6 options a few weeks back

5 hours ago, Gidnik said:

ive never been less excited for this game...

I’m sorry to learn of your testiclectomy

10 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I’m sorry to learn of your testiclectomy

Stop it. No one here wants us to lose. You shouldn't insult the rationalists. It is important to search for a positive in today's loss. Hopefully, this closes the book on Sark's reckless disregard of offensive line talent coming in through the portal.

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

A sports bar

your hotel

your phone 

This is how you end up in Rikers.

7 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Stop it. No one here wants us to lose. You shouldn't insult the rationalists. It is important to search for a positive in today's loss. Hopefully, this closes the book on Sark's reckless disregard of offensive line talent coming in through the portal.

Sark has been criminally negligent in recruiting OL talent.  

Traitorous bastard.  

1 minute ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Defense better be ready to eat today

If the D shows up, there is no stopping the offense.  70-0, Horns.  

3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On the way to NYC any recommendations for catching the game in midtown today?

When I lived there there was always a good crowd at Stout Midtown by MSG

nm looks like they’re at the grand central one now. Little less of a cluster 

Edited by Ignatius

22 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Mateer starting per Thamel on gameday 

Whatever.

He's gonna be throwing on the run, under pressure, with a busted hand.  Cool.

Honestly, I'd rather face him at 70% than his backup at 100%.

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

A sports bar

your hotel

your phone 

 

What are places you troll for ass and settle for your hand, Alex?……

 

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

What are places you troll for ass and settle for your hand, Alex?……

 

Go to Newark.  

Whatever.
He's gonna be throwing on the run, under pressure, with a busted hand.  Cool.
Honestly, I'd rather face him at 70% than his backup at 100%.

Backups typucally shred us. Mateer should know the wrath is coming
46 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Stop it. No one here wants us to lose. You shouldn't insult the rationalists. It is important to search for a positive in today's loss. Hopefully, this closes the book on Sark's reckless disregard of offensive line talent coming in through the portal.

What the fuck ever. Anyone who’s not excited about this game has issues. So fuck ‘em

48 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Mateer starting per Thamel on gameday 

he always was.  the "surgery" was bullshit.

So in 3 weeks he had surgery.  Healed up and is ready for D 1 football at an elite level 

 

sure Jan.    

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So in 3 weeks he had surgery.  Healed up and is ready for D 1 football at an elite level 

 

sure Jan.    

I think it's less than that, isn't it?

They're saying he's been out since 9/20 -- that was the last time he played.  But wasn't his surgery several days after that, like on Wed or Thurs?

 

Edit: his surgery was on 9/24.  So, he's 17 days into a 4-to-6-week recovery?  Against our defense, with his offensive line?  I mean, okay then.

Edited by TexArcher

Yeah. I think. They knew Kent State wasn’t an issue so they floated this to be relevant in the news maybe get him some heisman hype if they win look at mateer the super hero mere days after surgery to repair a bone in throwing hand leads ou to victory.   I hope he gets smashed.  Even a good punch at the ball can connect 

My date and I will be there today and if Mateer starts with a dinged hand, I feel really, really good. Only a moron would start a guy who just had surgery 2 weeks ago in a sport that he gets hammered in and his hand can constantly get hit. Those rubes will cut off their nose to spite their faces. And just like aggy, they can't see the forest for the trees when it comes to long-term health for later in the season vs "must play him now". 

If the D shows up, there is no stopping the offense.  70-0, Horns.  

Their D doesn’t have to show up, our offense will stop our offense.
41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Whatever.

He's gonna be throwing on the run, under pressure, with a busted hand.  Cool.

Honestly, I'd rather face him at 70% than his backup at 100%.


what has our defense done pressure wise to make you think he’ll face any of what you just said ? 

I wouldn't say hand surgery is bullshit. Seems a little tricky to fake that.

But I'm sure the severity of the affliction exists on a spectrum. Much like the ou fanbase.

Either way, Simmons et al. need to Bomar whoever is back there. Often.

6 minutes ago, D3zii said:


what has our defense done pressure wise to make you think he’ll face any of what you just said ? 

I think it's more a movable object (ou line) vs. our stoppable force.

We're due?

Edited by gofuckyourself

Got to the fair at 9. No issues parking, fair is light, ou dorks walking around everywhere with their fat fupa wives. Ahhhh I love it. 
 

Every kinda fat Texas fan I walk past I always wonder which one of you I just passed. 

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Made a latte in honor of Fuck OU

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WTF am I looking at...

I've just decided to get all my inside betting touts from AI. It's never wrong. No telling how rich I'm going to be. As an example, below is an excerpt from Google's AI Assistant when I asked why the line has moved back to UT -1.5: (You can't make this stuff up, folks--well, obviously AI can . . .)

The betting line for the Texas vs. Oklahoma game has shifted back to favor Texas, with Texas now listed as a 1-point favorite as of Saturday morning. This is a flip from earlier in the week when Oklahoma became a favorite due to the uncertainty surrounding the health of Texas quarterback John Mateer. As his status was upgraded to probable, the odds initially shifted in Oklahoma's favor before moving back to Texas.

23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I think it's less than that, isn't it?

They're saying he's been out since 9/20 -- that was the last time he played.  But wasn't his surgery several days after that, like on Wed or Thurs?

 

Edit: his surgery was on 9/24.  So, he's 17 days into a 4-to-6-week recovery?  Against our defense, with his offensive line?  I mean, okay then.

 

It could be worse.

Manning healthy and look at his results 

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