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2 hours ago, Tortoise said:

I put my remaining wad on OU +3 but Vegas is still offering free money at OU+1, easiest money I have seen in a while.

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    Tenn Vol here. Y’all suck collectively as a fan base…but still pulling for your worthless overrated team against OU.

  • Taking our 16 year old son his first Tex-ou game, so I’m pumped. LFG!! Kid got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes in July so a bit of a tricky situation, but he’s excited as well. 

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1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

I'm shocked there is no structural damage to Livingstone's leg.  on the replay I thought for sure there would be some type of facture.

Just a bruise…bad bruise….will get better.

40 minutes ago, BERT said:

I hope both of you bet more than you usually do and both lose. 

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On 10/5/2025 at 7:00 AM, ClubWhatever said:

Yeah I’m honestly not sure how we score a touchdown in this one. A coverage bust is about it.   They seem pretty inept on offense too if they don’t have their hero ball guy.  Looking like a 13-10 type of game.

I’ve got a bad feeling this is gonna be 1991 all over again. Shitty offense constantly going three and out and that defensive scoop and score in the fourth quarter is what sealed the win for us to escape with a 10–7 victory.

PSA for those traveling from Austin to Dallas.   I-35 through Waco is turbo fucked right now due to road construction and is down to 2 lanes.   Plan to make it past Waco before 1-2pm on Friday or after 7pm, otherwise northbound 35 will be backed up to Hewitt and you get to spend an extra hour travelling.   Or take another route.  The loop around Waco sucks too.  Also if you pass through Belton from 3pm to 6pm on Friday expect another traffic jam, but not nearly as bad as Waco.      

31 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

I’ve got a bad feeling this is gonna be 1991 all over again. Shitty offense constantly going three and out and that defensive scoop and score in the fourth quarter is what sealed the win for us to escape with a 10–7 victory.

I’d take that.

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 I-35 through Waco is turbo fucked

I recall it being fucked the last time we passed through from Ft Worth … home game where Horns escaped a loss by KU.  2019?

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

I’ve got a bad feeling this is gonna be 1991 all over again. Shitty offense constantly going three and out and that defensive scoop and score in the fourth quarter is what sealed the win for us to escape with a 10–7 victory.

You cannot casually bring up the 1991 scoop and score without also naming Bubba BMF Jacques- it's a rule somewhere.  

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

PSA for those traveling from Austin to Dallas.   I-35 through Waco is turbo fucked right now due to road construction and is down to 2 lanes.   Plan to make it past Waco before 1-2pm on Friday or after 7pm, otherwise northbound 35 will be backed up to Hewitt and you get to spend an extra hour travelling.   Or take another route.  The loop around Waco sucks too.  Also if you pass through Belton from 3pm to 6pm on Friday expect another traffic jam, but not nearly as bad as Waco.      

closures to 1 lane each direction are sporadic, sort-of-scheduled, and determined by txdot, which is infested with aggy, and therefore, even if no construction is going on, you need to pay attention to the shortcuts to 77 and the circle

i would be happy to post detailed, visual instructions with fail-safe clog countermeasures, but every time i try to help the community with command and control decision data i catch shit for doing so

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’d take that.

Same. Honestly when it comes to this every year I say the same thing: I don't care what the score is, just win!

OU has the best pass rush in the country probably (aggy might be better but whatever)

I doubt Texas can score >10 points. I figure the defense is giving up with the horrific bad offense. 
 

Fuck OU 27
Texas 7

 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

closures to 1 lane each direction are sporadic, sort-of-scheduled, and determined by txdot, which is infested with aggy, and therefore, even if no construction is going on, you need to pay attention to the shortcuts to 77 and the circle

i would be happy to post detailed, visual instructions with fail-safe clog countermeasures, but every time i try to help the community with command and control decision data i catch shit for doing so

There’s these cool apps where you put in where you are going that have GPS and live traffic feedback loops built in. They’re really neat and you should check them out. 

No, they can’t, and they know it. We match up way better with OU’s athletes than Florida’s athletes. They are fucked if Mateer can’t go. 

Fuck you, you fucking fucker. When will you grab a clue asswater?
I didn’t make a prediction, I made a factual analysis and said OU is fucked *if* a certain scenario happens. That’s not a prediction.

I have door stops that are better at reading a room than you.

Whale shit, at the bottom of the ocean, trapped for millions of years, has better “facts”.

Stop already, asswater!
29 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Lol.
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Grant must be really rich 

There’s these cool apps where you put in where you are going that have GPS and live traffic feedback loops built in. They’re really neat and you should check them out. 

And you are going to keep that all to yourself.

Asshole.

I have door stops that are better at reading a room than you.

Whale shit, at the bottom of the ocean, trapped for millions of years, has better “facts”.

Stop already, asswater!

Asswater is an insult that I’ve never heard before, nor has iPhone because I had to correct the spelling twice.
2 hours ago, Not a cat said:

You cannot casually bring up the 1991 scoop and score without also naming Bubba BMF Jacques- it's a rule somewhere.  

My first Texas-OU weekend. Fuck OU. 

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Not sure why Sark can't get his recent teams to start faster.  Last year, Texas offense didn't have a first down till early 2nd qtr.

Good Guys still won though... 🤘

2024 - Game 6 - #1 Texas vs #18 Oklahoma

Hello, Holly. ❤️

13 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

PSA for those traveling from Austin to Dallas.   I-35 through Waco is turbo fucked right now due to road construction and is down to 2 lanes.   Plan to make it past Waco before 1-2pm on Friday or after 7pm, otherwise northbound 35 will be backed up to Hewitt and you get to spend an extra hour travelling.   Or take another route.  The loop around Waco sucks too.  Also if you pass through Belton from 3pm to 6pm on Friday expect another traffic jam, but not nearly as bad as Waco.      

35 was under construction when I started driving it back and forth from Dallas in 1986. JFC. 

11 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

There’s these cool apps where you put in where you are going that have GPS and live traffic feedback loops built in. They’re really neat and you should check them out. 

i regularly defeat google turn-by-turn; i don't know about apple, never used it

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

35 was under construction when I started driving it back and forth from Dallas in 1986. JFC. 

from the circle to 6 is the very last segment between round rock and i-20 (on 35E)

35E from 20 to US67 has to be rebuilt

i've never seen any plans to to do 35W from the split to burleson but it's still the original 2 lanes and will have to be done someday

20 hours ago, skeeter said:

Surly fans uplifting my spirits …

 

Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Deep, dark depression, excessive misery

If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all

Gloom, despair, and agony on me

 

29 minutes ago, EyeSlapMidgets said:

Are we all trying to reverse jinx this game or do you all actually think we get smacked?

Mateer can play or it can be Hawkins. Texas wins either way

Have you not watched a single Game?  
 

theres legit fear in the eyes of these guy Ohio state and Florida showed us both times they were afraid. Malaised slow lethargic and generally didn’t care. That isn’t gonna change in 3 days. I’ll be this team has practiced in shorts and T shirts twice since the game with zero accountability. Zero strategy.  First play of the game will be a run off the guard stuffed for a loss and 2 sacks and a punt 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Have you not watched a single Game?  
 

theres legit fear in the eyes of these guy Ohio state and Florida showed us both times they were afraid. Malaised slow lethargic and generally didn’t care. That isn’t gonna change in 3 days. I’ll be this team has practiced in shorts and T shirts twice since the game with zero accountability. Zero strategy.  First play of the game will be a run off the guard stuffed for a loss and 2 sacks and a punt 

I think CJ hit the nail on the head with this tweet 

Maybe I’m just overly optimistic. But I think we win with or without Mateer playing. Moreso than anything because we are favored and the public is hammering OU. Vegas knows something (I think)

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Have you not watched a single Game?  
 

theres legit fear in the eyes of these guy Ohio state and Florida showed us both times they were afraid. Malaised slow lethargic and generally didn’t care. That isn’t gonna change in 3 days. I’ll be this team has practiced in shorts and T shirts twice since the game with zero accountability. Zero strategy.  First play of the game will be a run off the guard stuffed for a loss and 2 sacks and a punt 

JFC.  This board is so dramatic after a loss.

41 minutes ago, EyeSlapMidgets said:

Are we all trying to reverse jinx this game or do you all actually think we get smacked?

Mateer can play or it can be Hawkins. Texas wins either 

We played our first p4 opponent since week 1 and the defense looked overrated.   That was our ace in the hole against OU or any team. 

 

Let's hope when a loose football is on the ground our guys can fall onto it next time.  That would be a nice start.

8 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

I think CJ hit the nail on the head with this tweet 

I don't know, I think the biggest issue with the Texas football team is that our offensive line wouldn't pass for average in the Mountain West Conference. 

9 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

I think CJ hit the nail on the head with this tweet 

I'm curious who the 2 maybe 3 are.

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Kris Budden kinda looks like Brandi Love

but does she fuck like Brandi Love? 

13 minutes ago, EyeSlapMidgets said:

Maybe I’m just overly optimistic. But I think we win with or without Mateer playing. Moreso than anything because we are favored and the public is hammering OU. Vegas knows something (I think)

I can go bs k to the Florida thread and the Ohio state thread and pull 100 posts saying the same shit lol  maybe we have a shot with Hawkins.

6 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

I'm curious who the 2 maybe 3 are.

Taafe and maybe Ant Hill/Simmons?

I can go bs k to the Florida thread and the Ohio state thread and pull 100 posts saying the same shit lol  maybe we have a shot with Hawkins.

Well we were underdogs against OSU and we lost on the road by 7. And that’s with missing 2 4th downs in FG range. The line in the Florida game didn’t pass the sniff test and freaked me out. I was very worried going into that game cause it looked like Vegas knew something. Same thing here but in the other direction. I’m pretty confident going in cause it looks like Vegas knows something again
19 minutes ago, EyeSlapMidgets said:

Maybe I’m just overly optimistic. But I think we win with or without Mateer playing.

You are overly optimistic.

4 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Taafe and maybe Ant Hill/Simmons?

Taafe def. 
 

Moore maybe?  I dunno. I can’t see anyone on offense ever hyping 

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I can go bs k to the Florida thread and the Ohio state thread and pull 100 posts saying the same shit lol  maybe we have a shot with Hawkins.

I don't get the overhype Mateer has received.  

Michigan nearly beat them and Auburn should've beat them and Auburn is a deeper pile of dogshit than us right now

OU is going to dare us to punish them for junk / unsound defense where they just bumrush guys through the left A and B gaps.

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