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20 hours ago, JohnnyTapia said:

I think CJ hit the nail on the head with this tweet 

 

20 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

I don't know, I think the biggest issue with the Texas football team is that our offensive line wouldn't pass for average in the Mountain West Conference. 

I don't know, I think the biggest issue with the Texas football team is that our offensive line wouldn't pass for average in the Mountain West Conference. 

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    Tenn Vol here. Y’all suck collectively as a fan base…but still pulling for your worthless overrated team against OU.

  • Taking our 16 year old son his first Tex-ou game, so I’m pumped. LFG!! Kid got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes in July so a bit of a tricky situation, but he’s excited as well. 

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15 hours ago, JBJ said:

I watched some of OU for the first time today and can understand why we are favored.

This is a battle of bad OLs. Texas could completely shut down the OU offense. Illinois State ran a light box vs OU and held up (32 rushes for  103 yards). Kent State DE whipped the OU RT.. Texas will likely go a light box. This is a game Simmons can turn the stat sheet around. 

One advantage for Texas is they can throw deep and OU is not explosive on offense. OU has shown vulnerability deep. I would throw some shots at the freshman CB. I would not be shocked if this game is played in the teens (assuming Hawkins is the QB)

Our OL has problem areas.  OUs OL is straight terrible.  The game will likely come down to manufacturing points, turnovers, and special teams because both defenses are much better than both offenses.

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Even if their o line is as dog shit as ours. Mayer seems ok with taking off an running. Arch appears willing to wait for the 4 deep post corner routes to finally clear 7 seconds later and not run 

 

saw on the socials tow mater throwing the football so he’s playing. Hes gonna need a helmet to the hand carrying the football to correct that 

54 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

This will be hilarious if this happens.  4 weeks too late.

I think we have his driving while gold weed leaf penned high to thank for that.

40 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

This is a battle of bad OLs. Texas could completely shut down the OU offense. Illinois State ran a light box vs OU and held up (32 rushes for  103 yards). Kent State DE whipped the OU RT.. Texas will likely go a light box. This is a game Simmons can turn the stat sheet around. 

One advantage for Texas is they can throw deep and OU is not explosive on offense. OU has shown vulnerability deep. I would throw some shots at the freshman CB. I would not be shocked if this game is played in the teens (assuming Hawkins is the QB)

Should have added the OU has 6 fumbles (3 lost) and 3 ints in 4 games. They have 2 takeaways forced on the season. They sit at 116th in turnover margin (-4)

Even if their o line is as dog shit as ours. Mayer seems ok with taking off an running. Arch appears willing to wait for the 4 deep post corner routes to finally clear 7 seconds later and not run 
 
saw on the socials tow mater throwing the football so he’s playing. Hes gonna need a helmet to the hand carrying the football to correct that 

You can't blame any of this shit on autocorrect.
2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The only way we winning is if we utilize Mannings legs more. If he runs it 10-15 times, we have a shot

If he doesnt run he is just Uncle Rico at QB. Just put Caldwell in if Manning isnt gonna run for first downs when they are available. 

40 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


You can't blame any of this shit on autocorrect.

I always call him Tow Mater.   I dunno why the first was Mayer but it don’t make a shit 

28 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I cant wait for OU to put Mateer out there and get absolutely shitslammed by our defense. Hopefully our offense can score 20.

People still think we have a good defense?

2 minutes ago, softlynow said:

People still think we have a good defense?

This.  

Florida has much better athletes than OU does.  OU has struggled to run the ball themselves.  If they run the ball on us then it's time to panic.

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

Our OL has problem areas.  OUs OL is straight terrible.  The game will likely come down to manufacturing points, turnovers, and special teams because both defenses are much better than both offenses.

Our OL has problem areas, such as pass blocking, run blocking, holding and pre-snap penalties. 

1 minute ago, BlackCat said:

I still think we have a good, not great defense. 

Florida is now 92nd in total yards at 354 per. The put up 457 on us. We recorded 0 sacks and maybe a pressure or 2.

I think we're anywhere from average to bottom 1/3rd of P4.

While so many were fixated on Arch's struggles, the defense shitting the bed hit me hardest. 7 wins is no guarantee unless Saturday's defensive effort turns out to be some kind of motivational fluke.

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The only way we winning is if we utilize Mannings legs more. If he runs it 10-15 times, we have a shot

Don't worry we will since with this OL he will be running for his life the entire game.

25 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Florida is now 92nd in total yards at 354 per. The put up 457 on us. We recorded 0 sacks and maybe a pressure or 2.

I think we're anywhere from average to bottom 1/3rd of P4.

While so many were fixated on Arch's struggles, the defense shitting the bed hit me hardest. 7 wins is no guarantee unless Saturday's defensive effort turns out to be some kind of motivational fluke.

That was a really bad game plan. They caught the defense running man a bunch (welcome back Akina). You had McDonald have a massive coverage bust (play vs Littleton). Florida OL is MILES better than the OU OL. OU might be jealous of the Texas run game. 

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1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

Should have added the OU has 6 fumbles (3 lost) and 3 ints in 4 games. They have 2 takeaways forced on the season. They sit at 116th in turnover margin (-4)

Check back with me in a few days

54 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Florida has much better athletes than OU does.  OU has struggled to run the ball themselves.   

UF has a RB that is much better than anyone on the OU roster. They have 2 o-linemen better than anyone on the OU roster. I would take the freshman UF WR that has only played one game over anyone on the OU roster. Other than that, OU is equal to, or superior to, UF. 

1 hour ago, softlynow said:

7 wins is no guarantee unless Saturday's defensive effort turns out to be some kind of motivational fluke.

Finding 4 more wins is not easy. Arkansas and Kentucky are the two most obvious likely Ws (although Kentucky at night and Petrino offense both scare you to death). Georgia is going to be ugly.  So find 2 wins among OU, @MSU, Vandy, and A&M. Oddly enough I feel OU is the most likely win among those 4 (certainly if Mateer is out).  

21 hours ago, immamac said:

All everyone wants to talk about is how shit sucks, no one fucking shows up to any god damned events, no one wants to do shit anymore. Like what the fuck? Have some god damned fun - the fun part of this week is that it's fucking HATE WEEK. 

Take it to the enshittification thread 😜 

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Imma's right. The majority of posters on this thread have a serious case of bitchass. Texas has played some lousy football so far this year. At times they've also looked pretty good. The reality is that, in almost all facets of life but certainly in football with unpredictable young men, things are never as good nor as bad as they appear. 

The OU game is a gift for the Texas football team (and its bitchass fanbase) after the dreadful showing in Florida last weekend. It's an opportunity to get right, to find their mojo on the biggest of stages, and to reset the table for the rest of the season. In an era of a 12-team playoff everything is still there to play for. We waited all offseason for a new football season. Now it's here, and it's the divine hour of our greatest rivalry. If you can't get pumped about that, fuck right off.

wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry at Scip laughing about how similar the OU OL is to Texas, but it should make people feel a little better. 

16 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Imma's right. The majority of posters on this thread have a serious case of bitchass. Texas has played some lousy football so far this year. At times they've also looked pretty good. The reality is that, in almost all facets of life but certainly in football with unpredictable young men, things are never as good nor as bad as they appear. 

The OU game is a gift for the Texas football team (and its bitchass fanbase) after the dreadful showing in Florida last weekend. It's an opportunity to get right, to find their mojo on the biggest of stages, and to reset the table for the rest of the season. In an era of a 12-team playoff everything is still there to play for. We waited all offseason for a new football season. Now it's here, and it's the divine hour of our greatest rivalry. If you can't get pumped about that, fuck right off.

The only time Texas looked “pretty good” was against Sam Houston high school.  The stupid ass retarded everyone’s a bit jass we are gonna mudhole ou posts are stupid as fuck. We have not looked anywhere close to good or even remotely close to a football team at all this season.  

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The only time Texas looked “pretty good” was against Sam Houston high school.  The stupid ass retarded everyone’s a bit jass we are gonna mudhole ou posts are stupid as fuck. We have not looked anywhere close to good or even remotely close to a football team at all this season.  

so you are saying there's a chance

19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The only time Texas looked “pretty good” was against Sam Houston high school.  The stupid ass retarded everyone’s a bit jass we are gonna mudhole ou posts are stupid as fuck. We have not looked anywhere close to good or even remotely close to a football team at all this season.  

I mean despite public opinion and the result of the game, we still looked pretty damn good against OSU. Defense was lights out 95% of the game and we rushed the ball for over 150 yards. I was so optimistic about the O-line after that game, and now we’re here….

2 hours ago, softlynow said:

People still think we have a good defense?

With Muhammad playing its elite dumbass. 

2 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I still think we have a good, not great defense. 

Correct. I still hear people talking about it being "elite" even after giving up 500 yards in total offense to a QB who parked in a handicapped spot before the game.

It's not. 

2 hours ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Our OL has problem areas, such as pass blocking, run blocking, holding and pre-snap penalties. 

WTF do you mean our OL has problems holding? That's absurd, our OL has no problem at all holding, but they have huge problems trying to hide it from the refs.

3 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

With Muhammad playing its elite dumbass. 

So the secret to our supposedly elite stockpile of EDGEs getting any pressure on the QB is getting a CB back? Is MM our DTs spirit animal, calming their nerves so they get in the way of a ball carrier every once in a while?

3 hours ago, BlackCat said:

I still think we have a good, not great defense. 

The defense was designed to play with a lead and I still think it could be great if we get there. I also think some of the issues in the UF run game were uncharacteristic and correctable. First quarter was the first time we’ve had assignment issues on the edge in a long time. 

ou has been the very definition of fools gold this year, while texas' issues (while pretty bad in some areas, particularly OL) are getting massively blown out of proportion.  texas has a lot of strong areas still, and their strengths are pretty well suited to expose ou's weaknesses.  the only reason ou even has a chance in this game is because of the possibility of another complete meltdown by the texas oline.  but as down as ive been on sark, i cant imagine them allowing what happened last week to repeat itself.  i expect a much better gameplan to negate some of those issues.  if the oline is simply mediocre, texas wins this easily.

i predict texas wins by double digits, regardless of mateer playing or not

6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

The defense was designed to play with a lead and I still think it could be great if we get there. I also think some of the issues in the UF run game were uncharacteristic and correctable. First quarter was the first time we’ve had assignment issues on the edge in a long time. 

and people forget florida ran pretty well against texas last year.  they simply have an excellent group of RBs and OL.  ou doesnt have either of those things.

Who gives a fuck, just show a fucking spine and don’t play like pussies 

22 minutes ago, Wayne Arnold said:

ou has been the very definition of fools gold this year, while texas' issues (while pretty bad in some areas, particularly OL) are getting massively blown out of proportion.  texas has a lot of strong areas still, and their strengths are pretty well suited to expose ou's weaknesses.  the only reason ou even has a chance in this game is because of the possibility of another complete meltdown by the texas oline.  but as down as ive been on sark, i cant imagine them allowing what happened last week to repeat itself.  i expect a much better gameplan to negate some of those issues.  if the oline is simply mediocre, texas wins this easily.

i predict texas wins by double digits, regardless of mateer playing or not

OU troll identified

1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

With Muhammad playing its elite dumbass. 

So with Muhammad they wouldn’t have ran for 8 yards a carry? 

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So with Muhammad they wouldn’t have ran for 8 yards a carry? 

Hmm, looks like they ran for 4.3.  Stop being histrionic.

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So with Muhammad they wouldn’t have ran for 8 yards a carry? 

no but Dallas Wilson may not get 111 yards. 

Outside of Livingstone and maybe Endries the entire offense is a collection of JAGS and serial underperformers. Which begs the question, where tf are the NIL dollars going? 

The only part of ou-without-Mateer that worries me is their D line.  The rest is overrated crap.

And yes, our defense is still very good.  They're allowing 12 points a game even after last weekend.  And give Florida some credit.  That's a talented team that had its back against the wall.

I think we're going to handle ou with a defensive clinic.

Don't ask me about Vandy, Georgia, or aggy.  But I think they're all better than ou-without-Mateer.

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3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

The OU game is a gift for the Texas football team (and its bitchass fanbase) after the dreadful showing in Florida last weekend. It's an opportunity to get right, to find their mojo on the biggest of stages, and to reset the table for the rest of the season. In an era of a 12-team playoff everything is still there to play for. We waited all offseason for a new football season. Now it's here, and it's the divine hour of our greatest rivalry. If you can't get pumped about that, fuck right off.

 

1 hour ago, Wayne Arnold said:

ou has been the very definition of fools gold this year, while texas' issues (while pretty bad in some areas, particularly OL) are getting massively blown out of proportion.  texas has a lot of strong areas still, and their strengths are pretty well suited to expose ou's weaknesses.  the only reason ou even has a chance in this game is because of the possibility of another complete meltdown by the texas oline.  but as down as ive been on sark, i cant imagine them allowing what happened last week to repeat itself.  i expect a much better gameplan to negate some of those issues.  if the oline is simply mediocre, texas wins this easily.

i predict texas wins by double digits, regardless of mateer playing or not

 

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Who gives a fuck, just show a fucking spine and don’t play like pussies 

 

23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

The only part of ou-without-Mateer that worries me is their D line.  The rest is overrated crap.

And yes, our defense is still very good.  They're allowing 12 points a game even after last weekend.  And give Florida some credit.  That's a talented team that had its back against the wall.

I think we're going to handle ou with a defensive clinic.

Don't ask me about Vandy, Georgia, or aggy.  But I think they're all better than ou-without-Mateer.

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Fuck OU. 

I’m not being a bitch asking this but is this similar to what Ohio State ran vs us (Tampa High?) and is this what we should expect this weekend along with OU also rushing our QB a billion times? I noticed OU doing this a lot last weekend. 

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Texas fans are Petey, this season so far has been Coach Boone.

Spoiler...they go on to beat ass from here

 

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2 hours ago, D3zii said:

Who gives a fuck, just show a fucking spine and don’t play like pussies 

for real, they were playing without any fire or pride in the Swamp last weekend. Nobody has eachother's back, and the team feels incredibly mercenary

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