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there are number of miscreants on this board who enabled this karmic disaster

and helob is at the top of the list

carry on

When I think of this guy. I get angered the same way I think of Kyle flood 

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

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6 minutes ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

What did he do, you ask?

This. He did this.

On 9/30/2025 at 11:19 AM, Helobious said:

As I’ve mentioned Florida is my 2nd favorite school so I know more about them than most on here. This game will get ugly fast. They have no more fight left in them and are going to be without their entire starting defensive line. They are a decent running team but Napier is quite literally too stupid to lean into that dynamic, and Lagway is both injured and mentally broken, and overrated. They really need a new coach and a roster overhaul to be a competitive program again, if you look at their schedule it’s hard to see anything other than a 2-10 or 3-9 finish. Arch and the offense are finally clicking and I expect a close 1st quarter to give way to the blowout in the 2nd. 35-3 Texas. 

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What did he do, you ask?

This. He did this.

 

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1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask 

A few posts up.

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask 

Dont go get yourself Helobiused. Just nod, sigh, and move on. It's not worth it.

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Helobious thinks Taco Cabana is classic Tex-Mex. He is a retard.

Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

Oddly specific. 

his powers are truly incredible. he’s been carrying the torch for branding_iron for years now, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down. he’s an unstoppable force.

somebody ask Ja Rule what we are supposed to be thinking today.

 

fucking disaster!  Let's find a way to sneak into the playoffs.  That florida receiver and that ohio st receiver are the reasons that we are not #1 right now.

 

so, wipe your tears and let's crush OU.   Texas, fight?

7 hours ago, F250 said:

Helobious thinks Taco Cabana is classic Tex-Mex. He is a retard.

And he roots for the God damn New York Yankees. Retard indeed

Anyone that has a “2nd favorite school” is a fucking loser. 

8 hours ago, Chooky said:

What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

I got an erection at a funeral once.  It was Charlie Strong’s loss to Kansas in 2016 when the TV camera passed some hot coeds in the half empty stands in the first quarter, so I think forgivable.

Sounds like someone didn’t get a reach around.

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My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent levell, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late

Our coach brought a game plan that little leagues would be embarrassed of. We don’t believe in first downs. Just 70 yard passes. 

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

I got an erection at a funeral once

Wait! That’s wrong now?  I may have to reevaluate and hate woke.

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

Wait! That’s wrong now?  I may have to reevaluate and hate woke.

Only if it’s your grandmother and she’s not hot.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Only if it’s your grandmother and she’s not hot.

All those former Florida strippers have to end up somewhere.

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

Oddly specific. 

Yeah, I'm not sure I wanna know about @Chooky's hobbies or what he does for fun.

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What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? 

 

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4 hours ago, Helobious said:

My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent level, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late

You're not wrong to make this assumption with 2 weeks to prepare for the Gators. But, you are a lot like this guy. 

A fuckin' jinx

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7 minutes ago, TOR said:

All those former Florida strippers have to end up somewhere.

After 3 AM it was the Steak and Shake on Dale Mabry.  Allegedly. 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:

After 3 AM it was the Steak and Shake on Dale Mabry.  Allegedly. 

 

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12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

 His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

 

 

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I mean ... I didn't see that when Helodamus posted it, but if I HAD seen it, I'd have known right then and there that we were completely and utterly fucked. I probably wouldn't have even bothered to watch the game. I've never seen anyone make so many predictions & have so many takes, so confidently, and be so horribly wrong so often as Helobious. Seriously, fuck that guy.

The horns didn’t play like shit because helobius made that post. Helobius made that post because the horns were going to play like shit. 

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

Fitted jersey?   Hell, he probably has one that is 7 sizes too big to go along with black jeans and his Amazon fake gold necklaces (2 for $18).   

12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

Nah. Fuck him. And he probably predicted they'd WIN 10-1. Now he'll quit on his team & turn on 'em again like he did before. 

12 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask 

A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs.  He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.

Helobious does kinda suck, but this guy seems more responsible:

 

58 minutes ago, JBJ said:

A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs.  He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.

In fairness, he lives in the valley and their HS teams suck. He rarely sees good TXHSFB

14 hours ago, David Dennison said:

What did he do, you ask?

This. He did this.

 

 Can we get a Helo prediction bat signal for betting purposes @immamac?

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Yep, it was definitely Helo's fault. Not our terrible coach and QB. And special teams.

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs.  He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.

False. It was the state title games and I went 3-9. The next 2 years I was closer to .500, but everyone made up their narrative after the outlier year. 

13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. 

Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.  

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yep, it was definitely Helo's fault. Not our terrible coach and QB. And special teams.

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