October 5Oct 5 there are number of miscreants on this board who enabled this karmic disaster and helob is at the top of the list carry on
October 5Oct 5 What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it?
October 5Oct 5 Popular Post 6 minutes ago, Chooky said: What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? What did he do, you ask? This. He did this. On 9/30/2025 at 11:19 AM, Helobious said: As I’ve mentioned Florida is my 2nd favorite school so I know more about them than most on here. This game will get ugly fast. They have no more fight left in them and are going to be without their entire starting defensive line. They are a decent running team but Napier is quite literally too stupid to lean into that dynamic, and Lagway is both injured and mentally broken, and overrated. They really need a new coach and a roster overhaul to be a competitive program again, if you look at their schedule it’s hard to see anything other than a 2-10 or 3-9 finish. Arch and the offense are finally clicking and I expect a close 1st quarter to give way to the blowout in the 2nd. 35-3 Texas.
October 5Oct 5 1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said: I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask A few posts up.
October 5Oct 5 1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said: I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask Dont go get yourself Helobiused. Just nod, sigh, and move on. It's not worth it.
October 5Oct 5 Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey.
October 5Oct 5 4 hours ago, Chooky said: What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? Oddly specific.
October 5Oct 5 his powers are truly incredible. he’s been carrying the torch for branding_iron for years now, and he’s showing no signs of slowing down. he’s an unstoppable force.
October 5Oct 5 somebody ask Ja Rule what we are supposed to be thinking today. fucking disaster! Let's find a way to sneak into the playoffs. That florida receiver and that ohio st receiver are the reasons that we are not #1 right now. so, wipe your tears and let's crush OU. Texas, fight?
October 5Oct 5 7 hours ago, F250 said: Helobious thinks Taco Cabana is classic Tex-Mex. He is a retard. And he roots for the God damn New York Yankees. Retard indeed
October 5Oct 5 8 hours ago, Chooky said: What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? I got an erection at a funeral once. It was Charlie Strong’s loss to Kansas in 2016 when the TV camera passed some hot coeds in the half empty stands in the first quarter, so I think forgivable.
October 5Oct 5 My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent levell, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late
October 5Oct 5 Our coach brought a game plan that little leagues would be embarrassed of. We don’t believe in first downs. Just 70 yard passes.
October 5Oct 5 And he roots for the God damn New York Yankees. Retard indeedI believe the word you are looking for is regard.
October 5Oct 5 4 hours ago, Goredho said: I got an erection at a funeral once Wait! That’s wrong now? I may have to reevaluate and hate woke.
October 5Oct 5 1 minute ago, Gatorubet said: Wait! That’s wrong now? I may have to reevaluate and hate woke. Only if it’s your grandmother and she’s not hot.
October 5Oct 5 1 minute ago, Goredho said: Only if it’s your grandmother and she’s not hot. All those former Florida strippers have to end up somewhere.
October 5Oct 5 8 hours ago, Underdog said: Oddly specific. Yeah, I'm not sure I wanna know about @Chooky's hobbies or what he does for fun. Quote What did he do? Was it butt stuff at a truck stop? Did he clog his toilet and then look over his elderly landlord's shoulder and direct her how to position the plunger? Did he get an erection at a funeral? Did he mail a box of turds to a charity? It was butt stuff, wasn't it? Edited October 5Oct 5 by DFW Horn
October 5Oct 5 4 hours ago, Helobious said: My prediction assumed Texas would execute play at a competent level, which was a mistake. Florida did literally everything they could do to lose the game in the last 7 minutes. Too little too late You're not wrong to make this assumption with 2 weeks to prepare for the Gators. But, you are a lot like this guy. A fuckin' jinx
October 5Oct 5 7 minutes ago, TOR said: All those former Florida strippers have to end up somewhere. After 3 AM it was the Steak and Shake on Dale Mabry. Allegedly.
October 5Oct 5 1 minute ago, Gatorubet said: After 3 AM it was the Steak and Shake on Dale Mabry. Allegedly.
October 5Oct 5 12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey.
October 5Oct 5 I mean ... I didn't see that when Helodamus posted it, but if I HAD seen it, I'd have known right then and there that we were completely and utterly fucked. I probably wouldn't have even bothered to watch the game. I've never seen anyone make so many predictions & have so many takes, so confidently, and be so horribly wrong so often as Helobious. Seriously, fuck that guy.
October 5Oct 5 The horns didn’t play like shit because helobius made that post. Helobius made that post because the horns were going to play like shit.
October 5Oct 5 12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. Fitted jersey? Hell, he probably has one that is 7 sizes too big to go along with black jeans and his Amazon fake gold necklaces (2 for $18).
October 5Oct 5 12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. Nah. Fuck him. And he probably predicted they'd WIN 10-1. Now he'll quit on his team & turn on 'em again like he did before.
October 5Oct 5 12 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said: I'm not sure what this in regards to and I'm almost afraid to ask A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs. He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed.
October 5Oct 5 58 minutes ago, JBJ said: A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs. He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed. In fairness, he lives in the valley and their HS teams suck. He rarely sees good TXHSFB
October 5Oct 5 14 hours ago, David Dennison said: What did he do, you ask? This. He did this. Can we get a Helo prediction bat signal for betting purposes @immamac?
October 5Oct 5 Yep, it was definitely Helo's fault. Not our terrible coach and QB. And special teams.
October 5Oct 5 1 hour ago, JBJ said: A few years ago, Helo tried to predict games during the TXHSFB playoffs. He literally missed every single one of his guesses, which lead to the board acknowledging his picks are cursed. False. It was the state title games and I went 3-9. The next 2 years I was closer to .500, but everyone made up their narrative after the outlier year.
October 5Oct 5 13 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: Can we be polite? His Yankees lost 10-1. He is probably burning his fitted Judge jersey. Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.
October 5Oct 5 8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said: Yep, it was definitely Helo's fault. Not our terrible coach and QB. And special teams.
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