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Meh, as long as there are no wardrobe malfunctions, it will be glossed over by the next Super Bowl...

20 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Lol

that has to be the corniest video ever. everything down to the brides dad wondering WTF is going on

They are the perfect band for Goodell. He probably celebrates their entire catalog 

This will be the first SB halftime ever where I won't be able to name a single song by the "artists". 

44 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Lol

If Maroon 5 showed up unannounced at my wedding I'd tell them to get the fuck out or I'm calling the cops

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

If Maroon 5 showed up unannounced at my wedding I'd tell them to get the fuck out or I'm calling the cops

 

There's a thread you may like in lulz...

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Goes well with flag football.

More like fag football amirite?

nttawwt. 

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2 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

This will be the first SB halftime ever where I won't be able to name a single song by the "artists". 

Same. The old is hitting me hard. But judging from that video that band do suck much dick. 

Do the producers of the SB anticipate a lot of 13 year old girls to be watching? 'Cause that band sounds like what I imagine girls that age are listening to. 

I honestly can't remember the last time I watched a super bowl halftime show, who the fuck cares.  Half time is for taking a leak/shit and preparing more food and drinks while the wives ooh and aah over choreography and other shit you shouldn't care about.  Why is this even in the football forum?  Move it to wherever people post about Dancing with Dingbats

I honestly can't remember the last time I watched a super bowl halftime show, who the fuck cares.  Half time is for taking a leak/shit and preparing more food and drinks while the wives ooh and aah over choreography and other shit you shouldn't care about.  Why is this even in the football forum?  Move it to wherever people post about Dancing with Dingbats


I don’t believe you.
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I watched ole Tom Petty and Prince. Before that they had ZZ Top n sheeit. Last few years have been cringe. "Lady" gaga and justin timberlake with a Prince hologram?  Wtf.

It's in the football forum because its the halftime show during the big game in the no fun league. Its also hilariously bad how they have put this show on every year at halftime that appeals to well.. i dont know who likes or knows who marron 5 is.

 

 

ha! my guilty pleasure. Adam Levine is sexy as hell.

The long steady slide into the pit of despair and the factory of sadness...

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14 minutes ago, mchookem said:

ha! my guilty pleasure. Adam Levine is sexy as hell.

That settles it. It's to keep the women from leaving at Halftime to watch the last half of the commercials.

Makes sense, marketing is aimed at women. They make like 70 percent of buying decisions.

47 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I honestly can't remember the last time I watched a super bowl halftime show, who the fuck cares.  Half time is for taking a leak/shit and preparing more food and drinks while the wives ooh and aah over choreography and other shit you shouldn't care about.  Why is this even in the football forum?  Move it to wherever people post about Dancing with Dingbats

It’s in the footfall forum so we can bitch about the Super Bowl halftime show.  You’ve come to the right place.

58 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I honestly can't remember the last time I watched a super bowl halftime show, who the fuck cares.  Half time is for taking a leak/shit and preparing more food and drinks while the wives ooh and aah over choreography and other shit you shouldn't care about.  Why is this even in the football forum?  Move it to wherever people post about Dancing with Dingbats

You sound like an insecure OU fan

I like their song ‘Sunday Morning.’ There’s about 11 notes in it that reminds me of Stevie Wonder’s ‘Uptight.’

4 hours ago, Zavala said:

Lol

 

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

that has to be the corniest video ever. everything down to the brides dad wondering WTF is going on

I feel pretty confident that any guy who took a first date as his +1 to one of the weddings in M5's "Sugar" video absolutely got laid that night.

I saw how the girls reacted to James Brown ("The Godfather of Soul", not the former UT QB) being introduced by the bride's father before he proceeded to play 4 songs. I went solo and ended up getting blotto before leaving a trail of vomit from the bar I last saw my friends and the apartment where I stayed about 2 miles away, so although the night was very memorable (along with the many trips to the bathroom to vomit the next morning/afternoon), I unfortunately did not get laid. But if I'd had a date, it would have been a sure thing. (No questions asked, no strings attached... a sure thing.)

As for M5 playing the halftime... again, whatever. The halftime is for going to the bathroom, texting friends in other parts of the country, getting something to eat, and getting another beverage before settling down for the second half.

have to give Adam credit for his purple rain for Howard Stern's birthday.

 

 

Was toying with the idea of watching my first NFL playoff game since the late 1980s and Maroon 5 may just be enough to tip my hand.  Awesome jams for me and my bros!

Man, weird to think it's been 16 years since Maroon 5's first top 10 song..... 17 years when they'll play the SB.  Not like they just popped up or something.  The SB was running out of contemporary artists options a year or two.  I mean they had fucking Katy Perry for fuck's sake.  Maybe they'll bring out Christina and have her wiggle her ass for a bit.  Wait, is she fat or skinny now?  Anyways, this is pretty much like Coldplay.  Girls will want to watch....

Florida Georgia Line next SB, kids!!!

 

 

I just heard about this guy but all that matters is that he doesn't take a knee and ruin the Super Bowl for everyone.

I'm too old - have no clue who this is. Probably a good idea to not know

1 hour ago, AUinHsv said:

I'm too old - have no clue who this is. Probably a good idea to not know

I envy you right now. These people and their cacophony makes my ears bleed.

12 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

This will be the first SB halftime ever where I won't be able to name a single song by the "artists". 

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Nothing that's 'maroon' should be allowed anywhere near any kind of championship game. It's just unseemly.

27 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Nothing that's 'maroon' should be allowed anywhere near any kind of championship game. It's just unseemly.

Well, they've already lost halftime, as is keeping with tradition.

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9 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Florida Georgia Line next SB, kids!!!

 

 

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Songs About Jane is a pretty good album, y'all

Everything after that.......... hard pass.

how the fuck did they not ask outkast to headline? their hits are tepid enough for the olds too, i think.

10 hours ago, Zavala said:

That settles it. It's to keep the women from leaving at Halftime to watch the last half of the commercials.

Makes sense, marketing is aimed at women. They make like 70 percent of buying decisions.

Totally agree with this.  Remember, the band was chosen by Roger Goodell's vagina.  

Was Hanson already booked?  C'mon man.  This will give 1989's Elvis Presto halftime show a run for its money.  That's right an Elvis impersonator once rocked this same stage.

12 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Same. The old is hitting me hard. But judging from that video that band do suck much dick. 

Do the producers of the SB anticipate a lot of 13 year old girls to be watching? 'Cause that band sounds like what I imagine girls that age are listening to. 

Why would you two not know a Maroon 5 song, but know a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Why would you two not know a Maroon 5 song, but know a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.

They know who Maroon 5 is.  It's a Shaggy, er, Surly tradition to pretend not to know immensely popular things.

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Why would you two not know a Maroon 5 song, but know a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.

I'll have to blame my coworkers for not exposing me to the wonder that is Maroon 5. They must not be popular with the women that have kids between the ages of 2 and 15. Poor bastards.

Just now, El Diablo said:

I'll have to blame my coworkers for not exposing me to the wonder that is Maroon 5. They must not be popular with the women that have kids between the ages of 2 and 15. Poor bastards.

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3 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

They know who Maroon 5 is.  It's a Shaggy, er, Surly tradition to pretend not to know immensely popular things.

Didn't say I'd never heard OF them. But I wouldn't know them or their music if they showed up at my own wedding.

14 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Same. The old is hitting me hard. But judging from that video that band do suck much dick. 

Do the producers of the SB anticipate a lot of 13 year old girls to be watching? 'Cause that band sounds like what I imagine girls that age are listening to. 

I have a 13 year old daughter. She thinks Maroon 5 is old people music. 

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1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Why would you two not know a Maroon 5 song, but know a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.

Loops and autotunes really killed modern music. The indie and live music scene is still awesome, I guess it just doesn't have enough money to push them into a Pepsi halftime commercial or whatever.

 

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Just now, ajax said:

I have a 13 year old daughter. She thinks Maroon 5 is old people music. 

Posting because I bet nobody will even notice the little kid on the right.

Nah Maroon 5 sucks, but I am not going to make up some absurd detail to show everyone how much I don't know about them.

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