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Who gives a shit. Halftime is when I step out for fresh air, refill plate of food and drinks. Any Super Bowl halftime is a beating, no matter if I like the artist or not.

Only women watch the halftime show anyway. Might as well give them what they want.

Why would you two not know a Maroon 5 song, but know a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.


I was thinking the same thing, I don’t know much about any of them, but would categorize them all as shit-pop acts.
3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Why would you two not know a Maroon 5 song, but know a Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.

I couldn't name one song any of those people sing but I would recognize them if I saw them except Coldplay, I don't know who/what that is.

37 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I couldn't name one song any of those people sing but I would recognize them if I saw them except Coldplay, I don't know who/what that is.

Not knowing who Coldplay is doesn't make you cool it just sounds like you live under a rock. 

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Lady Gaga, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé, and Black Eyed Peas song.

All of these people/bands have good songs. 

36 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I couldn't name one song any of those people sing but I would recognize them if I saw them except Coldplay, I don't know who/what that is.

Plenty of people can claim not knowing any Maroon 5 songs.  It's top 40 crap, and as long as you don't have kids all that can be easily avoided.  The claim was this was the first superbowl that they wouldn't know a song of the artist.  This entire decade has been nothing but top 40 crap halftime performances.  If you know Timberlake, Beyoncé, BEP, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry (all recent SB performers) songs then you know Maroon 5 as they all share the same airwaves.

9 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Plenty of people can claim not knowing any Maroon 5 songs.  It's top 40 crap, and as long as you don't have kids all that can be easily avoided.  The claim was this was the first superbowl that they wouldn't know a song of the artist.  This entire decade has been nothing but top 40 crap halftime performances.  If you know Timberlake, Beyoncé, BEP, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry (all recent SB performers) songs then you know Maroon 5 as they all share the same airwaves.

Timberlake did "My Dick In A Box". Right?

Have to laugh at Atlanta artists upset that one of them wasn't asked to perform.   The NFL doesn't care where the game is being played in terms of inviting a local artist.  

18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Have to laugh at Atlanta artists upset that one of them wasn't asked to perform.   The NFL doesn't care where the game is being played in terms of inviting a local artist.  

I bet Andre 3000 makes an appearance and sings Hey Yah.

26 minutes ago, ajax said:

I bet Andre 3000 makes an appearance and sings Hey Yah.

Fuck yeh! Im old as fuck, but I enjoyed the hell out of seeing that shit performed live years ago in a shitty club off of Lawrenceville highway. Along with Roses,  as I had a bitch sister in law at the time named Caroline (bitch)....

 

I also can’t fucking stand fake music snobs. Especially lying fuckers who talk down an artist to their friends like they are Lester Bangs. And then you discover they have the entire Neil Diamond catalog on their fucking phone tagged as “special songs for my pussy”....

Neil Diamond is the greatest singer slash songwriter of this, or any, generation.

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7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The fuck is wrong with Neil Diamond? 

A fucking lot if you are the dick bag shitting on today’s pop artists as not good enough to do a dumb ass half time show. 

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Neil Diamond is the greatest singer slash songwriter of this, or any, generation.

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Lulz..

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Not knowing who Coldplay is doesn't make you cool it just sounds like you live under a rock. 

All of these people/bands have good songs. 

that's great, glad you like them, I'm sure that Yanni guy had good songs too, couldn't name one though.

4 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Plenty of people can claim not knowing any Maroon 5 songs.  It's top 40 crap, and as long as you don't have kids all that can be easily avoided.  The claim was this was the first superbowl that they wouldn't know a song of the artist.  This entire decade has been nothing but top 40 crap halftime performances.  If you know Timberlake, Beyoncé, BEP, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry (all recent SB performers) songs then you know Maroon 5 as they all share the same airwaves.

I'm sure I've heard Maroon 5, I couldn't name a song though, not sure why that gets people's panties in a bunch

Sunday Afternoon is a great song. This love,  Wake up Call,  Harder to Breathe,  and One More Night are all good songs. 

You bitches need some variety in your lives. 

A couple of things:

1) I'll own it.  I like Maroon 5.  I crank it up on the earbuds at the gym.  Not usually a pop guy but I like them.  Of course I turn it up when Bryan Adams comes on too so...  I'm old enough to like what I like and not give a shit.

2) That 'Sugar' video makes me angry at women.  So selfish and wasteful spending all of that $ on their stupid fucking weddings so they can be all "Look at me! Look at me!"  Pisses me off.  Go on a destination wedding and have a down payment on a house.  Dumb bitches.

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17 minutes ago, Scholz said:

1) I'll own it.  I like Maroon 5.  I crank it up on the earbuds at the gym.  Not usually a pop guy but I like them.  Of course I turn it up when Bryan Adams comes on too so...  I'm old enough to like what I like and not give a shit. 

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Men that always sing in falsetto irritate me. Michael Jackson. Bee Gees. Timberlake. Maroon 5. 

But I'm always amused when they duo with a female vocalist with a deep voice like P!nk or Madonna. 

Maroon #5..... that's cool..... I can get with that

 

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Shitty halftime performers are rapidly becoming a Superbowl turdition.

Maybe somebody will start a crowdfund bounty for targeting against Moron 5 dude.

Why does the NFL hate Foo Fighters? That seems like the one no-brainer choice, if only they could get David Grohl to not say fuck for 12 minutes.

They should have gotten Greta Van Fleet just to piss off Led Zeppelin fans.

Just now, DougO said:

Why does the NFL hate Foo Fighters? That seems like the one no-brainer choice, if only they could get David Grohl to not say fuck for 12 minutes.

They are targeting people who don't give a fuck about the football game.

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They are targeting people who don't give a fuck about the football game.

Yeah, that's been true for a long time. Foo Fighters could have accomplished both.

The only answer is Slayer doing a medley of Angel of Death and Raining Blood.

I would also accept Pig Destroyer performing Piss Angel.

Songs about angels are the kind wholesome thing the NFL and Cheetodick could get behind.

1 minute ago, DougO said:

Yeah, that's been true for a long time. Foo Fighters could have accomplished both.

That's fair, but I think the non-football watching pop artist audience is larger than that of the Foo Fighters.

If Train is ever invited to the Super Bowl, and Maroon 5 is in that direction imo, I'm out on the NFL.

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

They are targeting people who don't give a fuck about the football game.

If you can believe NFL commercials these days some of the most rabid, intelligent NFL fans are women of color and children less than 10. 

  • 3 months later...

Wow, reasons 37, 38, and 39 not to bother watching the game, although it makes perfect sense since those 9 people obviously all hang out regularly in real life.  

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On 9/20/2018 at 7:14 PM, hookem48 said:

that's great, glad you like them, I'm sure that Yanni guy had good songs too, couldn't name one though.

Zamfir >>>>> Yanni.

I’m trying to think of a band with a number in its name that doesn’t suck and all I can come up with is the Four Tops and Four Seasons 

56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

why are there 7 people in a photo of a band called maroon 5?

They used to be known as Maroon 12 but then Aggy sued them

On 9/21/2018 at 11:32 PM, Lhorn said:

If you can believe NFL commercials these days some of the most rabid, intelligent NFL fans are women of color and children less than 10. 

Because that is the audience is trying to target....They do not need to run ads with an average male football fan wearing their gear because we all know where to get it. 

56 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I’m trying to think of a band with a number in its name that doesn’t suck and all I can come up with is the Four Tops and Four Seasons 

Four non blondes

46 minutes ago, txbroadcaster said:

Because that is the audience is trying to target....They do not need to run ads with an average male football fan wearing their gear because we all know where to get it. 

So you admit you wear the same garments as women of color and 10 year olds?  

I’m trying to think of a band with a number in its name that doesn’t suck and all I can come up with is the Four Tops and Four Seasons 

Nine Inch Nails
Jackson 5
MC 5
Three Dog Night

If you really, truly care about the half time show and the band upsets you, please turn in your Man Card.  As far as I am concerned, anybody not called The Marine Corps Silent Drill Team will be considered subpar:

USMC Silent Drill Platoon

By the way, how can a $40,000 a year drill instructor teach this in a year to somebody who never even held a rifle in his life, but a $5 million per year coach must be blessed with  five star recruit "talenet" to get someone who can tackle after playing football for ten years prior?

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35 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:


Nine Inch Nails
Jackson 5
MC 5
Three Dog Night

Solid. I stand corrected 

On 9/19/2018 at 7:20 PM, El Diablo said:

Same. The old is hitting me hard. But judging from that video that band do suck much dick. 

Do the producers of the SB anticipate a lot of 13 year old girls to be watching? 'Cause that band sounds like what I imagine girls that age are listening to. 

I have a teenage daughter. To them Maroon 5 is "old people music".

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