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On 10/5/2025 at 8:10 PM, immamac said:

SATURDAY - So here was the plan:

1.      Get to site at 6AM

2.      Crack open a beer

3.      Sing "The Eyes of Texas"

4.      6:07am - Crack open another beer

5.      6:13am - You get the idea

 

 

 

Edited by Bullneck

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7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

Yeah, you know I'd love to do that somewhere that didn't fucking suck and had TVs and Texas fans who wanted to talk football and not just be there because they are socialites and have that all done for me at a really low and approachable price that included everything that I didn't have to figure out or think at all except to get there. 

I wonder if there's anyone who does shit like that! 

50 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah, you know I'd love to do that somewhere that didn't fucking suck and had TVs and Texas fans who wanted to talk football and not just be there because they are socialites and have that all done for me at a really low and approachable price that included everything that I didn't have to figure out or think at all except to get there. 

I wonder if there's anyone who does shit like that! 

A chronology of events for Saturday, December 4, 1999, and the early morning hours of Sunday, December 5, 1999:

6:00 Arise, play the Eyes of Texas and Texas Fight at full-freaking blast

6:20 Get in car, drive to New Braunfels

7:30 Tee off (me and a buddy were the FIRST tee-time of the morning)

8:50 Turn 9 (crack open first beer)

8:53 Crack open second beer

8:58 Crack open...(you get the idea)

10:30 Finish 18 (holes, as well as beers), sign scorecard for smoooooth 95

10:35 Headed for San Antonio (Alamodome - Nebraska vs Texas)

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

A chronology of events for Saturday, December 4, 1999, and the early morning hours of Sunday, December 5, 1999:

6:00 Arise, play the Eyes of Texas and Texas Fight at full-freaking blast

6:20 Get in car, drive to New Braunfels

7:30 Tee off (me and a buddy were the FIRST tee-time of the morning)

8:50 Turn 9 (crack open first beer)

8:53 Crack open second beer

8:58 Crack open...(you get the idea)

10:30 Finish 18 (holes, as well as beers), sign scorecard for smoooooth 95

10:35 Headed for San Antonio (Alamodome - Nebraska vs Texas)

RIP JD Horne

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Anyone selling their tailgate shares on the open market? $3.50?

36 minutes ago, Lamar said:

Anyone selling their tailgate shares on the open market? $3.50?

You might find a buyer, if you pay on the stonk thread. People buy crazy shit there

On 10/5/2025 at 7:47 PM, Iceman said:

You got to your seat and bitchass was mad you wanted the seat on your ticket?

Wait til this weekend, it’s almost guaranteed 

On 10/5/2025 at 8:33 PM, RexWilson said:

The cpap at the frat house got me. 😂

imma on the frat house couch with the cpap would be a picture that would live in surly infamy.

And imma, if you want to "pass the hat" virtually around here, I'm sure surly would cobble together a few bucks to offset your losses.  I'd be good for a few scheckels.

Edited by Sbbruin

I’d throw in a few bucks for ya.

Won’t do shit for real unless 100 people or more do the same but I mean you threw down that deserves some respect. 

This is an incredible story. I’m sincerely touched by the effort you put into creating great experiences for Texas fans. 

On 10/10/2025 at 2:28 PM, honolulu horn said:

done, would've paid more if a photo of you and CPAP hanging in the frat house were available

good luck in Dallas

If someone were to do a little googling and send off an entertaining email to the Lambda Chi house in Gainesville to ask if anyone happened to snap a pic of Longhorn Jesus passed out on the couch with his CPAP on, possibly offering a small reward for said picture, I feel like the odds of getting one would be better than 50/50.  That would take this thread to eleven.

10 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

If someone were to do a little googling and send off an entertaining email to the Lambda Chi house in Gainesville to ask if anyone happened to snap a pic of Longhorn Jesus passed out on the couch with his CPAP on, possibly offering a small reward for said picture, I feel like the odds of getting one would be better than 50/50.  That would take this thread to eleven.

Just ask them to crop out all the nutsacks before they send the photo.

I'm checking with my contacts for photos.  

Edited by Litig8r

On 10/6/2025 at 8:46 AM, Jimbaround said:

I read the whole saga and enjoyed the early Monday morning crapper reading material.

 



Good crapper reading material is high praise where I come from. 

On 10/12/2025 at 10:14 PM, Blotto said:

Just ask them to crop out all the nutsacks before they send the photo.

Hush! 

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