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What is the ideal time to get there for the game? Best places to park?
It's 1:33pm and OU still sucks
Don't drive, uber/lyft or dart. Way easier and cheaper. Time depends on your taste. Some get there real early. We usually get there around 930 for an 11am kick, pound some beers before, then do the fair afterwards.

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2 hours ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

Does anyone know which sidelines the teams will be on this year?

I think they use both.

 
Not really and even if it was the Fair seems to have no problem staying open until well past dark.
 
Everybody says this all the time. Yet living in DFW most of my life I’m pretty sure the local media isn’t regularly reporting carnage and bloodshed befalling night time fair goers for 24 days each year.
 
Hell some SoCal hippie got his ass beat last weekend by a dad on the West side of DKR.


Yea I never understand the statements about how dangerous the fair is. Nothing ever really happens. I go to the state fair classic as well and it's just a bunch of fun. I've never had issues unless it was just idiots inside the fair
2 hours ago, Skipper said:

Everything this guy says.

No shit. I like RD but that idea of either home and home or Jerry world sucks 

29 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

I actually really like this idea. Tear down/begin renovations on the Cotton Bowl the day after Texas beats OU in 2021 and build hard and fast to complete 3 years in 2024. From then on we hold it in the Cotton Bowl until the 200th anniversary where we'll do renovations again.

Why the living fuck would you want to tear down one of the few truly great football stadiums we have left in this country? 

1 hour ago, kibbles said:

I almost got hit by a bottle the night before the game in 1993

I almost hit a guy with a bottle in 93. His name rhymes with nibbles.

6 minutes ago, bluto said:

Why the living fuck would you want to tear down one of the few truly great football stadiums we have left in this country? 

The new one will have electrolytes.

This thread better be full of skillful trolls, because if any of you fucks are serious I am gonna have to meet y'all in Temecula. 

I wish it was in the afternoon...what happened to the 2:00 p.m. slot?

I don't think an OU/Texas game has ever kicked off at 2:00p.  Or at least none in the last 50+ years, no 2:00p starts...ever.  

But yes, most of us wanted a 2:30p/ kickoff.

I’m good with anything from 12:30-3:00, but the networks seem to be locked into 11:00 and 2:30 for day games.  1:30 would be ideal.

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1 hour ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

I actually really like this idea. Tear down/begin renovations on the Cotton Bowl the day after Texas beats OU in 2021 and build hard and fast to complete 3 years in 2024. From then on we hold it in the Cotton Bowl until the 200th anniversary where we'll do renovations again.

Or leave it the fuck alone since there's nothing wrong with the Cotton Bowl. 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or leave it the fuck alone since there's nothing wrong with the Cotton Bowl. 

This. Plus, OU sucks.

 

Oklahoma delenda est!

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Or leave it the fuck alone since there's nothing wrong with the Cotton Bowl. 

jfc, no kidding. 

The most recent round of renovations that took the capacity up to ~92K, bowled the endzone upper decks, widened the concourses, and added new entrance/egress points, has been very good.  There are still a few problems, but the situation now is totally workable, and about a million times better than it was before that last reno.

 

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6 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

For some context on the UT/OU rivalry, here is the beginning of a piece I started working on about he game, but never finished. OU Sux.

 

Fuck yeah.  Fine work.  

2 hours ago, HornsinArky said:

What is the ideal time to get there for the game? Best places to park?

It's 1:33pm and OU still sucks

7am, Lot 10

2 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

I actually really like this idea. Tear down/begin renovations on the Cotton Bowl the day after Texas beats OU in 2021 and build hard and fast to complete 3 years in 2024. From then on we hold it in the Cotton Bowl until the 200th anniversary where we'll do renovations again.

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

Why the living fuck would you want to tear down one of the few truly great football stadiums we have left in this country? 

I'd like to introduce you to Dallas politicians.

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Actually the Dallas politicians are the ones putting the band aids on this thing after everything went to JerryWorld. They've put a decent amount of money into that stadium for essentially one big game, 1 lower tier game, 1 no one gives a shit about game, and an afterthought late December bowl game. And before someone hits back about JerryWorld, the last thing in this world I would've wanted is a shrine to how college football used to be torn down for that shitfest cavern in Arlington going in at Fair Park. Texas OU should never set foot in a stadium like JerryWorld unless it's a rematch in the ridiculous Big 12 CCG. 

I've always liked you but now I like you a little more. The game should never move

11 minutes ago, RPM said:

I'd like to introduce you to Dallas politicians.

What the fuck does "Dallas politicians" even mean

Just now, ztejas said:

What the fuck does "Dallas politicians" even mean

You know, the people that own and control the stadium that just might be looking to make a buck or two.

Actually the Dallas politicians are the ones putting the band aids on this thing after everything went to JerryWorld. They've put a decent amount of money into that stadium for essentially one big game, 1 lower tier game, 1 no one gives a shit about game, and an afterthought late December bowl game. And before someone hits back about JerryWorld, the last thing in this world I would've wanted is a shrine to how college football used to be torn down for that shitfest cavern in Arlington going in at Fair Park. Texas OU should never set foot in a stadium like JerryWorld unless it's a rematch in the ridiculous Big 12 CCG. 
There should be a clause in the B12 rules that says CCG is at the cotton bowl if it's Texas-OU. No fair, no problem.

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Some of the people on this thread probably want the Cotton Bowl renovated because it doesn't have enough in-stadium shopping experiences, luxury boxes, party decks, and Sodexo-staffed outlets of their favorite shitbag chain fast food restaurants.

 

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

You know, the people that own and control the stadium that just might be looking to make a buck or two.

Thanks. My point is that I'm not sure what the characterization of "Dallas politicians" is. If you're talking about the people running the city then I don't think they're any dumber than any other city council. 

I grabbed a hotel to sleep in. Was hoping for 2:30. At least it will be over early.

Looking to buy 2-4 tickets to the game. Let me know if you’re selling.

39 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Actually the Dallas politicians are the ones putting the band aids on this thing after everything went to JerryWorld. They've put a decent amount of money into that stadium for essentially one big game, 1 lower tier game, 1 no one gives a shit about game, and an afterthought late December bowl game. And before someone hits back about JerryWorld, the last thing in this world I would've wanted is a shrine to how college football used to be torn down for that shitfest cavern in Arlington going in at Fair Park. Texas OU should never set foot in a stadium like JerryWorld unless it's a rematch in the ridiculous Big 12 CCG. 

False. Jerryworld would make the game 100X better than the Fair, and you know it. Six Flags is right next door with better rides. 

8 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

False. Jerryworld would make the game 100X better than the Fair, and you know it. Six Flags is right next door with better rides. 

There’s no way you’re serious.

13 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

False. Jerryworld would make the game 100X better than the Fair, and you know it. Six Flags is right next door with better rides. 

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6 hours ago, TornACL said:

This is such bullshit. Ohio State - Michigan almost always kicks at 11am.

Quit fucking whining. If you haven't gotten used to 11am or noon kickoffs by now, that's on you. I'll be up at 6am and I'll have a bloody mary in my hand before 7am. It's Texas/OU. They could play at 4am in a parking lot and I'd be ready.

Step your game up.

Exactly.  

I’m 39.  Not even a man yet...still I’ll be up the entire night and raging at the Cotton Bowl too.  Let’s not get into what fuels me...

8 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

There’s no way you’re serious.

Bruh...

I’m going for the first time since 2005.

Hopefully this means something. 

28 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

False. Jerryworld would make the game 100X better than the Fair, and you know it. Six Flags is right next door with better rides. 

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All you folks wanting home and home vs OU, you really want that many gooners in Austin...even if it is every other year?  

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Thanks. My point is that I'm not sure what the characterization of "Dallas politicians" is. If you're talking about the people running the city then I don't think they're any dumber than any other city council. 

Do not underestimate the stupidity of Dallas City Council / County Commissioners. They will burn you every time.

Is the online ordering for the coupons the same this year as last?  There is only a pick-up option now vs the Fedex/UPS option that has been there in the past.  Anyone buy their tickets online and pick them up game day in past years?  I assume it's the same long lines for those buying the coupons at the Fair.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

You know, the people that own and control the stadium that just might be looking to make a buck or two.

If the Dallas City Council tells Del Conte they won't allow him to move the 2022 and 2023 games away from the Cotton Bowl to a home-and-home, coming back in 2024 (assuming he wants to), bet money the Cotton Bowl will never host another UT/OU game after 2025.

With the GOR expiring in 2023, showcasing both UT and OU football at that time will mean incredible money to both schools, and probably to a number of other schools. 11am kickoff at the Cotton Bowl isn't showcasing UT or OU football. It is the same old same old. Celebrating the history of the rivalry needs to happen somehow.

3 hours ago, utee94 said:

jfc, no kidding. 

The most recent round of renovations that took the capacity up to ~92K, bowled the endzone upper decks, widened the concourses, and added new entrance/egress points, has been very good.  There are still a few problems, but the situation now is totally workable, and about a million times better than it was before that last reno.

 

God just thinking about those bottlenecks in the concourses before kickoff with everyone squeezed together and taking 45 minutes to get to your seat...makes me ragey 

33 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

God just thinking about those bottlenecks in the concourses before kickoff with everyone squeezed together and taking 45 minutes to get to your seat...makes me ragey 

 

24 minutes ago, bluto said:

ya the old concourses got VERY sketchy at times, panic inducing

I've got some mild claustrophobia issues.  Those concourses are where I first discovered this back in the 90s.  I used to call it "The Press of Humanity" or "The Press of Death."

Yes, many marquee games start at 11:00a/12:00p-ET.  The reason OU/TX is different is because 80% of the fanbase is coming from out of town instead of 20%.  

Some of you people are now getting to see why for all his aggy baiting Randy Duke is actually a massive pain in the ass blow hard

If the Dallas City Council tells Del Conte they won't allow him to move the 2022 and 2023 games away from the Cotton Bowl to a home-and-home, coming back in 2024 (assuming he wants to), bet money the Cotton Bowl will never host another UT/OU game after 2025.
With the GOR expiring in 2023, showcasing both UT and OU football at that time will mean incredible money to both schools, and probably to a number of other schools. 11am kickoff at the Cotton Bowl isn't showcasing UT or OU football. It is the same old same old. Celebrating the history of the rivalry needs to happen somehow.
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Yeah there is something great about being parked and cracking your first beer before the sun comes up.
 
This year I will be leaving home at 6am to make it to parking lot at 7am when it opens.  Drink beer until 10.  Head into stadium (with flask).  After game heading straight to Love Field to catch a flight to Vegas for the McGregor fight, then out to a party afterwards.  Good chance I'll be dead by Sunday.


Or should I say your liver....
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1 hour ago, bluto said:

ya the old concourses got VERY sketchy at times, panic inducing

Only time I’ve almost gotten into a fight at ou weekend was on one of those concourses with another Texas fan because tempers flared. My BFF calmed the sitch though

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

My BFF calmed the sitch

Damn, now I want to fight you.

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