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We need a GIF of this guy mouthing, "WTF was that???" or "You paid millions of dollars for this shit???"

...and the chef's kiss, "Unfuckingbelievable!!!"

Edited by DFW Horn

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The daughters' backpacks really take it to the next level

"I'm a motherfucka sitting on the couch and I can predict what we are gonna do!  Insanity !!! Insanity !!!  

Sounds just like me

the juxtaposition of a very upset very muscular man screaming about football in front of two pink backpacks is quite striking.  Was waiting for his daughter(s) to open the door behind him and for him to go 100% girl dad.

That guy needs to be on the bus to Dallas with this team.  If he can do 13 minutes, he can do a couple of hours.  

 

I can only imagine how triggering the Warby-Parker commercials are for him.  They make me want to kick the TV screen.

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Man I want to be angry like that.  My brother and I were watching the game together at my house, and we both just started scrolling on our phones.  I never scroll on my phone.  I actually hate using my phone for anything other than phone calls, texting the kids, and maybe occasionally ordering Whataburger curbside.  But I was just scrolling on my phone, looking up every now and then to see more of the same craptacular Longhorn dumbassery,  and then getting some group chat texts from friends who were losing their minds.

But I didn't.  I wanted to be angry but I can't.  It's just all so predictable and futile.  I wish I still had that kind of passion for Longhorn football  but I don't and I can't.  I am numb.  Football is becoming dead to me.

I guess the good news is, it won't really bother me if the sooners whip us by 50.  I'll probably just get on my phone and scroll.

I like the lawnmowing videos, those are really satisfying.

 

 

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33 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

We need a GIF of this guy mouthing, "WTF was that???" or "You paid millions of dollars for this shit???"

...and the chef's kiss, "Unfuckingbelievable!!!"

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This is fucking fantastic and should be required viewing at practice this week.

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Need subtitles

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5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

This is fucking fantastic and should be required viewing at practice this week.

It's entirely possible that someone might have just emailed that video to CDC

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37 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Man I want to be angry like that.  My brother and I were watching the game together at my house, and we both just started scrolling on our phones.  I never scroll on my phone.  I actually hate using my phone for anything other than phone calls, texting the kids, and maybe occasionally ordering Whataburger curbside.  But I was just scrolling on my phone, looking up every now and then to see more of the same craptacular Longhorn dumbassery,  and then getting some group chat texts from friends who were losing their minds.

But I didn't.  I wanted to be angry but I can't.  It's just all so predictable and futile.  I wish I still had that kind of passion for Longhorn football  but I don't and I can't.  I am numb.  Football is becoming dead to me.

I guess the good news is, it won't really bother me if the sooners whip us by 50.  I'll probably just get on my phone and scroll.

I like the lawnmowing videos, those are really satisfying.

 

 

Those guys that show up to an elderly or poor person’s house and mow and edge and weed-eat and shovel scrape.  They do great stuff. 
 

it almost inspires me to go out and do yard work. 
 

Almost. 

This thread should be pinned so we can find these GIFs easily lol

Just now, JohnnyTapia said:

What he said about Kyle Shanahan is so damn true compared to Sark's offense

When Sark took over to be Atlanta’s OC after Kyle Shanahan, the offensive production plummeted. 

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

The daughters' backpacks really take it to the next level

God damn I hope they’d all left the house for this

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It's entirely possible that someone might have just emailed that video to CDC
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CDC’s secretary screening his emails:

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11 minutes ago, B00M said:

God damn I hope they’d all left the house for this

Wrong. Family needs to know that Dad can be like this. 

1 hour ago, orange dream said:

His Insta is private.  If someone can "friend" him, they should be able to DM him.

Comment on his Youtube video.  He might respond.  Or try 

jarrodjohnsonlegend (at) g-mail (dot) com  Worth a shot.
 
 
52 minutes ago, MrBig said:

When Sark took over to be Atlanta’s OC after Kyle Shanahan, the offensive production plummeted. 

Yup, he had a prime Matt Ryan and Julio Jones and finished with the 21st offense in 2017. That's unacceptable

2 hours ago, immamac said:

ASSWATER

Move it to the Bidet thread!!!

i want to see this guy on the sidelines instead of matthew mccuntaghay

26 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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New Surly greeting at tailgates/games/bat-mitzvahs and such.

My man out here about to have an aneurysm, and I feel that shit so deep in my soul, it's going through time before I was created from stardust. 

Imma get in touch with him and tell him to sign up so he has a support group that yells at each other, and calls one another names, and also blames every single person that wears Burnt Orange that was on that sideline Saturday. 

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Just now, William Bludworth said:

My man out here about to have an aneurysm, and I feel that shit so deep in my soul, it's going through time before I was created from stardust. 

Imma get in touch with him and tell him to sign up so he has a support group that yells at each other, and calls one another names, and also blames every single person that wears Burnt Orange that was on that sideline Saturday. 

Yeah we need him on here. 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah we need him on here. 

Already on it as we speak 

 

Alright, I sent him a DM via FB to join our unruly community of degenerates. 

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5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

The daughters' backpacks really take it to the next level

I thought they were pictures of cupcakes at first. So to answer his question, “I can’t see shit.“

47 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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The next great surly meme!! 

The ARE-Kansas razorbacks may give us a game are you kidding me?

Fuck Oklahoma! God damn! 

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Save the username “Asswater,” for this guy.

5 hours ago, utee94 said:

Man I want to be angry like that.  My brother and I were watching the game together at my house, and we both just started scrolling on our phones.  I never scroll on my phone.  I actually hate using my phone for anything other than phone calls, texting the kids, and maybe occasionally ordering Whataburger curbside.  But I was just scrolling on my phone, looking up every now and then to see more of the same craptacular Longhorn dumbassery,  and then getting some group chat texts from friends who were losing their minds.

But I didn't.  I wanted to be angry but I can't.  It's just all so predictable and futile.  I wish I still had that kind of passion for Longhorn football  but I don't and I can't.  I am numb.  Football is becoming dead to me.

I guess the good news is, it won't really bother me if the sooners whip us by 50.  I'll probably just get on my phone and scroll.

I like the lawnmowing videos, those are really satisfying.

 

 

You're healthier for it.

People who still lose their minds about college or pro sports over the age of, maybe, 25 are rocket sledding to a coronary or stroke.

Asswater should get a hobby or hang out with his kids.

Yeah we need this guy. Badly. And also to lead a surly boot camp. He was so angry his muscles were growing muscles. 💪🏼 dude is a star. ️ 

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Texas Football 2025: Flooding our OL with Asswater

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yeah we need this guy. Badly. And also to lead a surly boot camp. He was so angry his muscles were growing muscles. 💪🏼 dude is a star. ️ 

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