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5 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:
6 hours ago, utee94 said:

Those guys that show up to an elderly or poor person’s house and mow and edge and weed-eat and shovel scrape.  They do great stuff. 

You mean the ones that make more with the youtube video views than what they would make actually mowing the yard?  Sorry, the last two decades of UT football have made me a bit cynical.

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

found a new profile pic


We should just post that picture every Saturday when Texas plays instead of typing out the same crap.

#TEAMASSWATER

i feel better after watching that

it was a catharsis

for those unfamiliar with the word......

"Catharsis is from the Ancient Greek word κάθαρσις, katharsis, meaning 'purification' or 'cleansing', commonly used to refer to the purification and purgation of thoughts and emotions by way of expressing them. The desired result is an emotional state of renewal and restoration."

That's a better synopsis than anything written at the Statesman. 

the CWX airfield has a 6000' runway and is 52 miles from the peyote way church of god west of fort grant in deep central arizona

the entire team and staff need to go on a spirit walk

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the CWX airfield has a 6000' runway and is 52 miles from the peyote way church of god west of fort grant in deep central arizona

the entire team and staff need to go on a spirit walk

 

 

 

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Just type ASSWATER.

The season succinctly summarized in one word.

It flows off the tongue and is a little less offensive than "muledick"

So Kiffin is Freshwater and Sark is Asswater? 

4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

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that's good epizeuxis

9 hours ago, immamac said:

 

"You (Sark) need to scheme better or find someone who can...because YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!"

9 hours ago, immamac said:

 

This reminds me of significant moments in our history. Bo Davis and Augie level melts! This is exactly how I felt watching this disaster. I love this guy!

8 hours ago, MrBig said:

When Sark took over to be Atlanta’s OC after Kyle Shanahan, the offensive production plummeted. 

I want to know which one of them refused to run the ball and run out the clock. 

If there were a video that was a synopsis of this board - that is all of us......simpatico brotha 

I'm happy Sark got us to the playoffs the last 2 years, but this is starting to look like 2010 with a lack of attention to detail regarding the OL over the years.

Also - new, highly touted QB who would have been in Warby Parker ads if that was possible.....this has all the squints vibes 

Save the username “Asswater,” for this guy.

And if he chooses not to join, hyphenate all our user names, like imma-asswater-Mac. Or general-asswater-specific for example.

Or just change Heliobious name to asswater.
9 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Or just change Heliobious name to asswater.


Jack Nicholson Yes GIF

 

 

1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

This reminds me of significant moments in our history. Bo Davis and Augie level melts! This is exactly how I felt watching this disaster. I love this guy!

 

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

The only thing he got wrong in his rant was saying "I hope we pull the upset next week." Even with how horrible we played Texas enters the Red River as a -3.5 point favorite with a 61% chance to win 😅😅

Like how?! 

The only thing he got wrong in his rant was saying "I hope we pull the upset next week." Even with how horrible we played Texas enters the Red River as a -3.5 point favorite with a 61% chance to win [emoji28][emoji28]
Like how?! 
Because the immutable truth is OU sucks.

He here yet?

Edited by Rip76

15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The only thing he got wrong in his rant was saying "I hope we pull the upset next week." Even with how horrible we played Texas enters the Red River as a -3.5 point favorite with a 61% chance to win 😅😅

Like how?! 

Cuz Hawkins?

Just the ones where we play like ass.  So yes

This guy becomes a Surly regular at the Surly tailgates and the game is a shitfest, he is going to kill some Surly motherfuckers.

Sign him up!

7 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

This guy becomes a Surly regular at the Surly tailgates and the game is a shitfest, he is going to kill some Surly motherfuckers.

Sign him up!

I might actually attend if he is there.  

8 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

This guy becomes a Surly regular at the Surly tailgates and the game is a shitfest, he is going to kill some Surly motherfuckers.

Sign him up!

 

We should give him a list of where to start.

Just a heads up, I'm not sure how often he checks his social media, but he hasn't checked his FB message or Instagram messages, either. 

I'm still trying, ladies and gentlemen. 

@immamac

Edited by William Bludworth

On 10/7/2025 at 9:31 AM, immamac said:

 

What are the odds he is around 5' 3" and spends the entire time at the gym doing bench, lats, and curls?

He needs to post a sequel. 

He has posted a post OU video already tonight.

  • 3 weeks later...

I find myself say “That’s Asswater,” at everything that sucks, that shouldn’t suck.

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