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#4
11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

John Mateer gives Brent Venables wedgies with his good hand.  

Handjobs 

  • immamac changed the title to Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
#5
36 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

John Mateer gives Brent Venables wedgies with his good hand tooth.  

 

#13
20 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Burnt Veggies takes candy away from children and hates puppies and kittens.

Burnt Veggies is Doctor of Neighborhood?

#15
42 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel 

@NowThis reading in incognito mode:

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#21
1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel 

Confused. Which of them is watching tv?

 

46 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Brent Venables is his own grandfather. 

On both sides.

#22
1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel 

He married the whore named Hurricane? 

#24

Bernt Vegetables hates Brisket 

Is a prolific sign stealer suitable for a thieven ass Oklahoma team 

Is trying to steal from Bob Stoops greatest hits in terms of gobblin cocks, and gaming injury reports

Will probably leave a playbook somewhere in the stadium for some cuck because he has no new ideas of his own 

 

 

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#30
22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Brent Venables coaches the Oklahoma Sooners football team

Brent Venables purposely moved to Norman, Oklahoma two separate times 

#32

Brent Venables pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal and attempts to make conversation with the person next to him.

#33

Brett Venereal uses phrases like “I’ll ping you” and “out of pocket” around the office because he thinks it makes him look hip.

#37

Brent Venables sweeps lawn-trimmings into his own swimming pool and shoves leaves into his gutters.

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#39

Brent Venables thinks Hilary Swank was the best Karate Kid. 

#41
2 hours ago, landman said:

Brent Venables voted for Trump.  Three times. 

Trump isn’t a democrat.  Nice try though. 

#42
2 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

Brent Venables thinks our state capital was named after Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Would be a whole lot cooler if it were. 

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#49
4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Brent Venables pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal and attempts to make conversation with the person next to him.

So he's really Ben Shapiro!

Ben Shapiro Pulls Pants Down to Ankles Before Peeing in Urinal https://t.co/8kGrRJX19M

 

#50

Brent V uses his coffee grinds for a second time and tells everyone how good it is.

BV thinks Dunkin' Donuts is a basketball team.

BV rides and dies with the thought of a lawsuit is something you wear to court.

Finally.....BV just recently learned a quarterback doesn't mean he's getting a refund.

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