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Brent Venables doesn't know the words to Boomer Sooner

11 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

John Mateer gives Brent Venables wedgies with his good hand.  

Handjobs 

  • immamac changed the title to Brent Venables thinks jesus was a drunk and a bad guy
36 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

John Mateer gives Brent Venables wedgies with his good hand tooth.  

 

20 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Burnt Veggies takes candy away from children and hates puppies and kittens.

Burnt Veggies is Doctor of Neighborhood?

42 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel 

@NowThis reading in incognito mode:

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Probably hates Jesus too..

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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel 

Confused. Which of them is watching tv?

 

46 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Brent Venables is his own grandfather. 

On both sides.

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables let's his wife peg him while watching The Weather Channel 

He married the whore named Hurricane? 

Bernt Vegetables hates Brisket 

Is a prolific sign stealer suitable for a thieven ass Oklahoma team 

Is trying to steal from Bob Stoops greatest hits in terms of gobblin cocks, and gaming injury reports

Will probably leave a playbook somewhere in the stadium for some cuck because he has no new ideas of his own 

 

 

Brent Venables looks like Marcy D’Arcy 

Brent Venables thinks George Harrison's solo stuff is better than the Beatles.

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22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Brent Venables coaches the Oklahoma Sooners football team

Brent Venables purposely moved to Norman, Oklahoma two separate times 

Brent Venables puts his cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.

Brent Venables pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal and attempts to make conversation with the person next to him.

Brett Venereal uses phrases like “I’ll ping you” and “out of pocket” around the office because he thinks it makes him look hip.

Brent Venables voted for Trump.  Three times. 

Brent Venables started a lobbying group to try to make public cleavage and yoga pants illegal.

Brent Venables sweeps lawn-trimmings into his own swimming pool and shoves leaves into his gutters.

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Brent Venables thinks our state capital was named after Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Brent Venables thinks Hilary Swank was the best Karate Kid. 

5 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

flow chart please?

No flowchart, but I'm guessing it involves lots of meth. 

2 hours ago, landman said:

Brent Venables voted for Trump.  Three times. 

Trump isn’t a democrat.  Nice try though. 

2 hours ago, Darth Tron said:

Brent Venables thinks our state capital was named after Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Would be a whole lot cooler if it were. 

Brent venerable asks the waiter if they have “the wifi”

 

Brent Vendables thinks Ted Lasso was a 30 for 30.

 

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4 hours ago, dcbc said:

Brent Venables pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal and attempts to make conversation with the person next to him.

So he's really Ben Shapiro!

 

Brent V uses his coffee grinds for a second time and tells everyone how good it is.

BV thinks Dunkin' Donuts is a basketball team.

BV rides and dies with the thought of a lawsuit is something you wear to court.

Finally.....BV just recently learned a quarterback doesn't mean he's getting a refund.

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