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Makuba the only one out there still playing man fuck the fecals

59 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ringo has been hammered dog shit tonight. I think maybe Philly let too much of their defense go

They don’t have their GaMeBrEaKeR Carter the spitter guy

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

daboll should be fired for starting wilson for 3 games

Probably what John Mara was thinking.

Just now, Michael Knight said:

daboll should be fired for starting wilson for 3 games

He knows this too. Based on his borderline crazy desperate attempt to drag Dart out of the tent. ️ 

20 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Is Jaxson Dart him? 

Uh oh, NFC East hasn't had a good NYG to contend with in like 15 years.

Wait, is Cam Skattebo him? lol sheesh. Having a better season than Jeanty would be hilarious when it's all said and done.

4 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Wait, is Cam Skattebo him? lol sheesh. Having a better season than Jeanty would be hilarious when it's all said and done.

Before tonight the Skat-man was averaging less than 4 YPC.  He does get lots of goal line carries to inflate his TD numbers, though.  

Glad I tuned in. That was totally worth it. 
 

skatteboomutherfucker
 

 

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Flyers, Phillies, Eagles all lose tonight 

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17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It’s like the Giants became a whole other team in one game. 

Hell—they bear the Chargers just two weeks ago.

They’re a dangerous team with Dart playing at MetLife.  But on the road, they still look like hammered dogshit.

20 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

daboll should be fired for starting wilson for 3 games

 

8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Hell—they bear the Chargers just two weeks ago.

They’re a dangerous team with Dart playing at MetLife.  But on the road, they still look like hammered dogshit.

Yeah they have some road issues. But I swear you get two rookies have this kind of energy and heart and love to play football it can be infectious. Love to see it continue. It was cool to watch and not just bc I hate the Eagles. There was real synergy of feeding off of Dart and Skattebo. They haven’t looked like a real team in such a long time to me. 

Basically the whole game was basically this: 

And this

And this

Dart was “fine” and after a shitty Russell Wilson is cooked series more of this

Fun shit. Post game show was great. Amazon may not always get the best Thursday night games but they have imo the best crew postgame of any show. 

The Giants were fun to watch last night. Daboll loves him some Jaxson Dart. Hopefully they can protect him as well as protect him from himself.  That play that put him in the tent was pretty close to night-night so maybe it will be a wake up call . 

Skat I'd say is here for a good time, not for a long time.  

No, he will not have a long shelf life.  There will Skatteboo mania for a year or two though.  

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

No, he will not have a long shelf life.  There will Skatteboo mania for a year or two though.  

I'm sure he's well prepared for instant celebrity status and money in NYC

Oh yeah, it definitely won’t be a shitshow.

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Feel bad for Mara. Dude has cancer and Daboll going bananas about Dart being in the tent ruined what was otherwise a great night. 

Feel bad for Mara. Dude has cancer and Daboll going bananas about Dart being in the tent ruined what was otherwise a great night. 
Dabol saw Russell Wilson throw one pass into the ground in a game still in question and said fuck that, we need Dart lol. That's exactly what happened but we'll see if anything comes of it and if Dart misses any future games.
20 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Wait, is Cam Skattebo him? lol sheesh. Having a better season than Jeanty would be hilarious when it's all said and done.

Dude was born to be a rocket missile. I’m sure his parents were relieved just to get him through the toddlers running with scissors phase. If Cam Skattebo is HIM this year…gonna be a treat to watch the NYG. 

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Jets have had a couple almost but not quite games. If the NYG build continuously off their success against the Eagles it will put some real pressure on Jets leadership to do something better. Be cool af if they won today…but then it just helps the KC Chiefs. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

bo nix scrambles and for no reason slides half a yard short for the first down on 1st and 10. i see qbs do this ever week, and i scream at my tv even though ive got no skin in the game.

2nd down: run for no gain 

3rd down: penalty, makes it 3rd and 5+

3rd down again: penalty, now 3rd and 16

4th down: punt

all because bo nix decided to slide half a yard short of the sticks for absolutely no reason at all. this fires me up almost as much as this insane “ima drop the ball at the half yard line” phenomenon.

jets play calling on this final drive has been, just, insane. “kurt warner’s hair is on fire in this booth” lol, even he can’t take it.

what in the hell did i just watch?!?! is anyone else seeing this?? garrett wilson is livid, and is chewing out aaron glen, his head coach. that was the single strangest, most inexplicable drive i have ever seen play calling wise. i mean, you fake a punt with less than a minute left, then run the ball the next play??? then run again?!? then just let the half run out with 20+ seconds left without snapping the ball? whaaa???

It’s not just this game, this drive or this team.  It’s a complete loser mentality across sports. Everyone is playing to not lose. No one wants to try to win anymore. 

They had a full minute to get 20 yards and be in field goal range, or try some shots downfield.  

And basically said nah, too scared to try.   Didn't even want to put in the effort for a hail mary after they screwd the clock up.  wtf

5 minutes ago, DigDug said:

They had a full minute to get 20 yards and be in field goal range, or try some shots downfield.  

And basically said nah, too scared to try.   Didn't even want to put in the effort for a hail mary after they screwd the clock up.  wtf

And that was after taking the chance of faking a punt in their own end.

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

And that was after taking the chance of faking a punt in their own end.

seriously! “let’s fake this punt so we can run out the clock.” 

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This seems like a conspiracy to make sure the UK hates the NFL.

Fields must have super glued his hands. He refuses to get rid of the ball. 

that is a catch and a fumble, jesus christ. don’t tell me about how he needed to “take a third step”. since fucking when is taking three steps part of catching the ball?

7 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

This seems like a conspiracy to make sure the UK hates the NFL.

They should have let them have the Jags as a permanent team. They do seem to love the Jags. 

Real barn burner in London

does anybody actually want to win this game?

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