October 10Oct 10 I did not have this on my bingo card for today. This guy was big on the Tyler birthday party circuit when my kids were little. I'm speechless (yet I guess I might have predicted this with a then-20-something balloon artist). https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/party-clown-turned-wife-killer-205206391.html Here he is at my younger son's third birthday party back in 2012. Edited October 10Oct 10 by dcbc
October 10Oct 10 Birthday clowns, mall Santas, male baby sitters. I'm pretty sure they are all one slight away from snapping.
October 10Oct 10 Author 8 minutes ago, Blotto said: Believe me, a buddy and I stood at the back of the room at that birthday party and made all the jokes. No someone Photoshop Bob Stoops's or Brent Venables's head onto this picture. Edited October 10Oct 10 by dcbc
October 10Oct 10 38 minutes ago, cabowabo said: 35 years for shooting and killing your wife??? I mean if you're young and healthy, you'd be out of prison in time to still live a happy life...
October 10Oct 10 48 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said: I love that movie Drinking blood thru a crazy straw, always struck me as pure genius.
October 10Oct 10 1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said: I love that movie Saw it at the Dobie when it came out. I miss that theatre.
October 10Oct 10 2 hours ago, Parliament said: I mean if you're young and healthy, you'd be out of prison in time to still live a happy life...
October 10Oct 10 To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
October 10Oct 10 1 minute ago, Beau Vine said: To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. Jack Handy or Mitch Hedberg?
October 10Oct 10 2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown that makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
October 10Oct 10 3 hours ago, Parliament said: I mean if you're young and healthy, you'd be out of prison in time to still live a happy life... Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor.
October 10Oct 10 6 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor. with 35 years in prison, you could ostensibly learn C++ or something in the computer time they have for you? We should get all our prisoners working on AI and cybersecurity CISSP's and CompTIA's and all that jazz.
October 10Oct 10 That's not a clown (as in profession), that's just a common balloon twister. Where's the make-up? The hair? The shoes?
October 10Oct 10 Author 2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said: That's not a clown (as in profession), that's just a common balloon twister. Where's the make-up? The hair? The shoes? Yeah, dude was a balloon arteest. I was just quoting the article because it made a better thread title. Although??? /thread name changed
October 11Oct 11 Author Also, this was my younger son's Halloween costume five years later. Coincidence? Edited October 11Oct 11 by dcbc
October 11Oct 11 Author 10 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said: I once knew a gal with a killer balloon knot.
October 11Oct 11 37 minutes ago, dcbc said: Also, this was my younger son's Halloween costume five years later. Coincidence? That new IT series has my interest.
October 11Oct 11 Author Just now, thunderlounge said: That new IT series has my interest. Yeah. I hope they don't screw it up. Looks like it will be good though.
October 11Oct 11 I thought this thread was going to be something completely different. Should have noticed it was in DT and not IPIHB
October 11Oct 11 Csb but I played in a Rec basketball league and named the team “the balloon knots” and a teammate asked why that? I said because an asshole looks like a balloon knot. So he replied “so basically we’re the “assholes”” and I said yep thanks for listening I’ll see my way out
October 11Oct 11 47 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said: Friend lives next to some sort of effects guy. His boy got the hook up Amazing job with the Laura Loomer costume --- damn she scary
October 11Oct 11 6 hours ago, Beau Vine said: To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. Jack Handey?
October 11Oct 11 15 hours ago, Beau Vine said: To me clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.
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