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#3951
22 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
Sark: "There was a lot of shit talked about our guys. And I think they responded."

 

Does this mean we should talk MORE shit?

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#3953
10 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

That cocksucker Stoops profited off of John Blake's recruits. 

Yeah, I remember being at a restaurant with my parents and sisters and they had the NC game on and I was pulling for FSU, and they fucked up my meal when they lost. Even as a kid I was absolutely disgusted. 

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#3954

One of the really cool things about Niblett is that he almost didn’t sign with Texas, but did, and then seriously considered transferring several years because he was having difficulty breaking into the lineup somewhere. But didn’t. Now he’s a legend in the Texas OU series. Hook Em. 
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#3955

Hahahah from Dirt Burgler. Sounds like....SurlyHorns

FRE VENABLES10-11-2025, 04:37 P

CLEAN HOUSE FIRE EVERYONE! START WITH LOSER CASTIGLIONE NAGY THE ATT GUY - BURN IT DOWN AND FUCKING START OVER.
#3956
4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

On the downside, this game might seal Venables fate 

Nah. 9-3 would save him I think.

#3957
3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Nah. 9-3 would save him I think.

I hope. I love seeing that melting skeletor on their sidelines. 

#3958
4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Hahahah from Dirt Burgler. Sounds like....SurlyHorns

FRE VENABLES10-11-2025, 04:37 P

CLEAN HOUSE FIRE EVERYONE! START WITH LOSER CASTIGLIONE NAGY THE ATT GUY - BURN IT DOWN AND FUCKING START OVER.

Welcome to the intrawebs.

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#3960
47 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

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45 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Do the sooner chicks get flair for every dick they suck?

Yup, same as the men. 

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Cowboys are getting soft.

proper payoff of that bet would have been the guy on the right 

I think University presidents are excluded from the payoff pool. 

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#3961

A couple interesting things from Sark after the game.

- He dropped a “I don’t give a shit what people outside the program think about us” on live radio. Spicy. 

- The Niblett return is called a left pen.

- Sark said he hadn’t eaten yet today. Sounds like an intermittent fasting deal. 

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#3963
9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

One of the really cool things about Niblett is that he almost didn’t sign with Texas, but did, and then seriously considered transferring several years because he was having difficulty breaking into the lineup somewhere. But didn’t. Now he’s a legend in the Texas OU series. Hook Em. 
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#3965
11 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

One of the really cool things about Niblett is that he almost didn’t sign with Texas, but did, and then seriously considered transferring several years because he was having difficulty breaking into the lineup somewhere. But didn’t. Now he’s a legend in the Texas OU series. Hook Em. 
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Hope the confidence from this carries over and he starts fielding more of the punts he's been letting roll. 

#3966
36 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:
AN ELECTRIC PUNT RETURN STRAIGHT INTO RED RIVER LORE 🤯⚡️@TexasFootball x 📺 ABC

 

Good thing his blocker knocked him back toward the sideline... and the race was on.  

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#3972
30 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Cowboys are getting soft.

proper payoff of that bet would have been the guy on the right 

You know that is the Silver Spurs, right?

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#3973
.@CK692 is a #HookemHottie. #Hookem #Beatou #ousucks

 

 

 

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#3975
35 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

On the downside, this game might seal Venables fate 

This game plus that killer schedule they have coming up. 
But not scoring a TD in 3 games against your rival is rough. 

#3976

Man, something about the punt return was so cathartic. Gotta be up there with the Golden TD against ASU, the 4th and goal stop against A&M, and the Bond TD against Bama as one of my favorite plays of the Sark era. Just felt like that “it” moment with us finally getting over that hump this season after the underwhelming start

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#3978
1 minute ago, Wayne Arnold said:

seemed like nick brooks had a solid game overall after that early penalty.  did anyone else pay close attention to him?

He was decent bordering on competent at times.

In other words he was a massive upgrade at LG.

#3979
15 minutes ago, The Longest Horn said:

Wisner is a dog! 

The offense today is all on him in the second half. Made yards where none existed and kept us out of 3rd and longs that have been our Achilles heel.  Great game for him.  Such a humble dude too.  

#3980
8 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:
.@CK692 is a #HookemHottie. #Hookem #Beatou #ousucks

 

 

 

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i mean if you’re into that or whatever.

lolololol

If Mateer hadn't broken his thumb, Oklahoma would've won today.

 

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#3983
Just now, 4th&Five said:

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The empty southeast end of the Cotton Bowl with the still full northwest end is the greatest sight in sports.

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#3984
1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:
AN ELECTRIC PUNT RETURN STRAIGHT INTO RED RIVER LORE 🤯⚡️@TexasFootball x 📺 ABC

 

So happy for Niblett. Seems like a great teammate, wants to be at Texas, not afraid to stick it out and do what he can do to help the team. 

#3985
43 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Hahahah from Dirt Burgler. Sounds like....SurlyHorns

FRE VENABLES10-11-2025, 04:37 P

CLEAN HOUSE FIRE EVERYONE! START WITH LOSER CASTIGLIONE NAGY THE ATT GUY - BURN IT DOWN AND FUCKING START OVER.

Surly sounds like that after wins.

#3986

Niblett return TD reminded me of Daje Johnson’s in 2013. Vibes changed from “we’re going to win” to “this will be a buttfucking”.

#3987

Now I hope OU wins enough games to keep their idiot bugeyed coach who’s grand plan to beat Texas was to manufacture an “injury” to his QB’s thumb 

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#3988
18 minutes ago, Derka said:

i mean if you’re into that or whatever.

lolololol

If Mateer hadn't broken his thumb, Oklahoma would've won today.

 

If my aunt had balls, Skip Bayless would suck her dick.

#3990
22 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

If Mateer hadn't broken his thumb, Oklahoma would've won today.

 

 

If you weren't so stupid, you'd be a better sports opinion guy, but you are, so you're not.

#3991
2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Venables is their Mack. Can't beat their Arch rivals even with their best team in years. 

fify

 

#3992
If Mateer hadn't broken his thumb, Oklahoma would've won today.

If you weren’t giving handies to some ESPN executive somewhere, you never would have been on the air. You would have been fired again, just like you were at The Ticket in Dallas. 

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#3994
Fire the damn cannon!!!

 

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#3996
2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

@immamac it’s been 736 days since OU has scored a touchdown on Texas.  Can we put a counter up somewhere?

 

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#3997
Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian on playing against Oklahoma QB John Mateer:“First of all, I’m glad the quarterback played, and John Mateer is a heck of a player. But I didn’t want to come up and hear and answer ‘what if he would have played?’"https://t.co/IZsBUoG2c8 https://t.co/GTgL8a2mRQ

 

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#3998

It just passed 9:00pm. There is some Oklahoma little kid with a 9pm bedtime crying into his pillow like a little bitch because they lost.

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#3999
1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

On the downside, this game might seal Venables fate 

1 hour ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

I hope. I love seeing that melting skeletor on their sidelines. 

Yup, he needs to stick around for a long time.

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