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Maqueer playing like he’s got a screw loose

Had to have. Fuck up on them to stop them on 3rd. 😂 

gonna be down 6.  
 

must be nice to hit FGs that matter. 

OU fucks up forward…. All the time.

Must be nice

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Defense is going to fall apart in the 2nd half due to TOS. Texas’ inability to have any life on O kills the D. 

That’s been part of the Sark team since the beginning.

Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

Hey let’s see if sark gets fired after this game you dumbass.

It's hyperbole you dumb fuck and it's talking about shit in the game thread

 

Go change your tampon 

6-0 feels like 14-0 with this offensive line. 

So far, there is one team on the field today that looks buttoned up and pays attention to detail . . . which is especially crucial in tight games. 

Just now, Gatorubet said:

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Pretty fancy gas station

Defense needs a rest. I hope they. Get a good breather on this 3 and out 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

You honestly think that if the refs flat out missed that, Sark and the rest of the coaching staff wouldn't have objected?

yes

Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Technically it was a WR that killed that drive but I get your point. 

Fair.

Games here for the taking if we had an average offense 

I am not sure if a 6 point deficit is within "striking distance" for our offense.

Death, taxes, and sark’s fielding a shitty offense. 
But he’s a genius, right? That’s what the media tells me at least.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Defense needs a rest. I hope they. Get a good breather on this 3 and out 

They get plenty with these commercials.

I do believe under last year's personnel, Arch would have us up 14-6 at this point.  How the hell did Sark take one WR, one TE, and no OL from the portal?

Just now, YChang said:

6-0 feels like 14-0 with this offensive line. 

It feels like 70-0

Defense is doing its job.

Come on, genius play caller.  How about a quick slant?  Everything should be out of Arch's hand before anyone has time to fucking hold.  Come on.

Holding to FG huge there. I thought for sure OU was going to score TD. 
 

Need O to quit doing spin around TE screens and get a TD

Just now, UTEE97 said:

I am not sure if a 6 point deficit is within "striking distance" for our offense.

I'm not sure a tied game is within striking distance for our offense. 

Just now, nineliveslost said:

It's hyperbole you dumb fuck and it's talking about shit in the game thread

 

Go change your tampon 

Hyperbole my ass you wilcher.

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

This is really weird and awkward. I keep putting my head down and I have sooners patting me on the back telling me it'll be ok. All I can muster is "No. No it will not."

You know it's bad when even sooners feel bad for you. 

Just don’t talk to the them like you do on here and you’ll be fine 

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Where was this defense last week?   We play like this and even as shitty as our offense played, we beat Florida.  

Floridas oline looks much better than OUs

Just now, YChang said:

6-0 feels like 14 100-0 with this offensive line. 

FTFY

Here’s the plan…

I say we throw a deep bomb for them to intercept, then when they throw it, get a pick 6.  Then we'll be in the lead.

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Maqueer playing like he’s got a screw loose

Yeah I was going to comment that he looked rattled a couple plays before that.

He's already taken a couple good shots.

3 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I would like to know more.

Then you need to grow a pussy

Just now, Zeus said:

Maqueer playing like he’s got a screw loose

In his thumb?

Is this the worst offense at Texas you've ever seen? Maybe the 2014 squad masterminded by Shawn Watson?  It's close.  

It's inexcusable for a supposed offensive guru in his 5th year as coach.  

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Wait what?   What can Arch do with this OL?  It’s 3rd and 25 every play

Stop it.  Yes he’s been givne a bad OL but when he’s had time he’s been very bad at completing almost everything. Low high behind and in front. 
 

stop giving him excuses for being bad as well.  He’s not THE reason they’ve been really bad the last 2 weeks.  But he’s part of it. 

I have hope. Our defense came to play. The only way to get our offense rolling is to make Arch run like 2018 Sam. Fucking do it Sark. Man up Arch. Run it down their throats.

Just now, BERT said:

Just don’t talk to the them like you do on here and you’ll be fine 

I have no sarcasm and stupidity to even muster at this point. I'm defeated. 

We get the ball at half; is it too fucking much to ask for a double-dip of TD drives? 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Defense needs a rest. I hope they. Get a good breather on this 3 and out 

Fortunately, the commercial breaks are long.

Look, we have a defensive head coach. You can't expect us to score more than 7 points a game against teams like Ohio State and Oklahoma.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Defense is doing its job.

Come on, genius play caller.  How about a quick slant?  Everything should be out of Arch's hand before anyone has time to fucking hold.  Come on.

Novel concept

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