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Just now, chemHORN said:

Indiana is better than Texas.  Let that sink in

There are 30+ teams out there better than us this year. Maybe 40.

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1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Fuck you 

I hate hate hate kurt herbstreet

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Arch is better than Mateer.

Confused Chrissy Teigen GIF

Not a fan of taking the knee, there.  

Malik, those INTs are great and all, but you're going to have to return one for a TD for us to have any chance to score.

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

Indiana is better than Texas.  Let that sink in

Indiana is better than a lot of blue bloods. 

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

Indiana is better than Texas.  Let that sink in

I was just thinking the same.

Just now, mrhorn said:

2-10 when trailing at halftime. My word.

The sark special 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Then you’re being intentionally moronic

He can physically run, but he doesn't do it aggressively or at opportune times aggressively. He wants to sling it, but he needs a wide open receiver and a few seconds to process it.  I'm sorry that Arch isn't any good. Your insistence that there is just a different play call to make that would help Arch play better is just wishful thinking. You're desperate to not cast any blame on Arch. It is ridiculous. 

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Watching highlights of other team's WRs running wide open.....I don't understand!!!! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

It's like Sark sees that and says nah, we can't be having that. That's too much fun and we might score

I don’t know how PK hasn’t physically fought Steve Sarkisian during one of these halftimes…

Just now, mrhorn said:

2-10 when trailing at halftime. My word.

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Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

Memo to Herbie

 

Mateer HAS NEVER BEEN Heisman trophy material

You clowns at ESPN need to get a clue.  

It's okay bro he can say whatever he wants because he brings his dog with him on their little trips. 

He's a good guy I promise bro. 

Just now, Drew said:

My contention is that he’s not seeing rh field and will make the wrong decision on holding or handing off and with the field that short and the defense condensed he’s not getting much. 

the game is too fast for him.  that was the thing with Ewers he had all the throws except deep and saw the field.  It happens.  Manning probably has reached his peak.  Sark needs to run Manning, at this point it doesn't really matter if he gets dinged up.

4 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Sark needs an OC.  His offense has never really been good since he has been here.  Its clear being Head Coach and OC is too much for him. 

So much this.  His offenses seem to be getting worse and worse.  Read the writing on the wall.  

Venables is completely lost out there lol. What a meltdown and complete botch of in-game coaching

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

There are 30+ teams out there better than us this year. Maybe 40.

You mean in Texas, right?

They’re alerted sowing the oats for “remember Mateer is hurt…so can’t really hold this against them!”  
 

Like clock work. 

Wow. 3 points is now a victory for Texas ? Who are we, aggy ?

Ole piss just keeps getting badass QBs man fuck 

1 minute ago, mrhorn said:

2-10 when trailing at halftime. My word.

Charlie Strong had a similar stat

3 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Watching highlights of other team's WRs running wide open.....I don't understand!!!! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

We’ve had that too. We can’t hit them due to no time in the pocket or the QB missing them.  The would be TD was one. 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

He can physically run, but he doesn't do it aggressively or at opportune times aggressively. He wants to sling it, but he needs a wide open receiver and a few seconds to process it.  I'm sorry that Arch isn't any good. Your insistence that there is just a different play call to make that would help Arch play better is just wishful thinking. You're desperate to not cast any blame on Arch. It is ridiculous. 

It’s 5 fucking yards. Roll him out and tell him to run if the first option isn’t there. This isn’t that hard.

Im not desperate for shit. I’ve said he’s bad many times. That doesn’t mean we should just force him to do things he isn’t cut out to do. There are things he can do, we don’t do them.

The fact you’re pretending he can’t execute a rollout and tuck it and run is ridiculous. Hes literally done that exact thing this year for touchdowns.

Edited by hobbes2702

As sad as it looks this game is there for the taking. All we need is just a couple flashes of hope on offense that result in touchdowns.

That 3 will cost him.  Congrats.  May as well have had your scrub back up in.  Stupid motherfucker

Total touchdowns to interceptions:

Bust Arch: 16-5

Heisman Mateer: 11-5

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

“Moving the ball ok.”

No, Sark, you’re really not.

5 yards per pass, 4 per run. For us that’s fire. 

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Good thing a homo habilis is coaching across from Sark, or this would be UF part deux

He’s dumber than UF’s caveman.  Mind bottling 

Edited by ChiTownDoc

Just now, Zeus said:

Ole piss just keeps getting badass QBs man fuck 

If Bro went to Old Piss he would be rocking it. 

 

Just now, clownin72 said:

As sad as it looks this game is there for the taking. All we need is just a couple flashes of hope on offense that result in touchdowns.

Wisner knows he doesn’t have Bolden to recover his fumbles and covered up the ball when he got chased down. Growth. lol

BlowU having a chatGPT write their shitty commercial

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

It’s 5 fucking yards. Roll him out and tell him to run if the first option isn’t there. This isn’t that hard.

Im not desperate for shit. I’ve said he’s bad many times. That doesn’t mean we should just force him to do things he isn’t cut out to do. There are things he can do, we don’t do them.

Yes and do you trust him to make the right decision?   I don’t. Neither does sark I bet. 
 

he’ll wait to long to run.  Or throw it to the ground in front of his guy or maybe throw a rocket 5 yards that is uncatchable

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