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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

I just came!

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Went outside.   They scored.  My bad.   I’m out.  I’ll be shitting in the grass for the rest of the game.  

Run the ball down their throat.

Now we need the defense to not give up and easy 3rd and PK and get the ball back. 
 

I’m not even being greedy asking for a TO. 

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2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

LETS GOOOOO

FOR PAIGE BABY!

 

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Seriously get her a jersey. She can't be wearing whatever that atrocity is. 

My god, that was what the doctor ordered right there.  7 minutes, wear that defense out, and 7 points.

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Arch was late as fuck on that throw

Glad we ran the play anyway. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Arch was late as fuck on that throw

He’s scared!!!! He’s 7 of 8 on third down. A real qb wouldn’t be in so many third down situations 

Seriously get her a jersey. She can't be wearing whatever that atrocity is. 

I thought it was FUBU at first
Just now, Rip76 said:

Run the ball down their throat.

People were crying for other guys over wisner.  

Im crying. 

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Went outside.   They scored.  My bad.   I’m out.  I’ll be shitting in the grass for the rest of the game.  

You’re gonna shit in the grass?

For a while half?

Finally using some motion that drive and we fucking score….

Did Al just see the Ginger that sits front row on the student section at DKR who pulls their shirt open when the camera comes around to show they titties, this time at the Cotton Bowl? 
 

The Ginger is a dude for all you creepers.  
 

Keep your shirt on Bro. 

Just now, BabaYaga said:

Went outside.   They scored.  My bad.   I’m out.  I’ll be shitting in the grass for the rest of the game.  

Get the fuck back out there! What the fuck are you doing?!!

Went outside.   They scored.  My bad.   I’m out.  I’ll be shitting in the grass for the rest of the game.  

I may go wash the car.
2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

LETS GOOOOO

FOR PAIGE BABY!

 

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So basically she is sitting on the 50 and has been able to compare Texas fans to Oklahoma fans and she made the obvious decision. 

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Holy shit!! Awesome. How was he so open?? Let’s go D! Hold here and get it back!

Gift wrapped coverage bust.

got the defense the rest...now make a 3rd down play please.

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Glad we ran the play anyway. 

Hey fuck you!

 But seriously, that’s play illustrates why we shouldn’t run slow developing play action with short fields.

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Every time I see Arch take his helmet off.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

That was literally our best drive of the whole year 

It really was. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Take the TD you miserable fucks. 

We’ll all take it, but he’s got to get better at pulling the trigger. Moore almost ran his route out of the end zone waiting for that throw.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

My god, that was what the doctor ordered right there.  7 minutes, wear that defense out, and 7 points.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Ok defense your turn to run your dick on their face 

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Just now, Ghost of Shag said:

You’re gonna shit in the grass?

For a while half?

Challenge. Accepted!

I don’t think Arch was late as much as that wasn’t his first or second read and surprised it popped so wide open.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

Take the TD you miserable fucks. 

Yeah he threw it soon enough to get the TD. That's all that fucking matters.

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