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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Ya know, I had a good day today. I don't need to watch aggy win to fuck it up

But, what if they lose?

5 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Maybe he should go do the world's strongest man thing and fuck off.

IDGAF what he does, as long as he doesn't line up at LG again.

They just lost Moss to a knee injury that looked ugly.

Nice form on the hip drop tackle on Moss

Just now, Ebeye said:

They just lost Moss to a knee injury that looked ugly.

Again? 

Moss helped off the field and Concepcion hurt earlier.

It would be a real shame if aggy got so many injuries that they ended up 7-5 instead of their rightful 8-4.

28 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

aggies may need to put in an order for new cups 

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Why do they have cups with the score of a random game from 7 years ago?

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Ya know, I had a good day today. I don't need to watch aggy win to fuck it up

Meh

aggy winning ain't gonna fuck up my day. They've got plenty of L opportunities ahead of them.

1 minute ago, gatormarc said:

Why do they have cups with the score of a random game from 7 years ago?

They need something.

a&m using “Mo Bamba” as their official get hype song the last several years remains to be the weirdest, most ass backwards tradition in college football.

1 minute ago, gatormarc said:

Why do they have cups with the score of a random game from 7 years ago?

Why do they have fake national championships and fake conference championships on their stadium?

They're aggy.  Bragging about bullshit is what they do.

OMG

UF took a page outta Sark's book with that ill-advised screen pass

Did that RB not get tackled while the ball was in the air? Is it not DPI because it was behind the LOS or something?

1 minute ago, gatormarc said:

Why do they have cups with the score of a random game from 7 years ago?

Grasping at straws and any “aggy achievement” gets a banner because they can’t win anything important 

Just now, Derka said:

a&m using “Mo Bamba” as their official get hype song the last several years remains to be the weirdest, most ass backwards tradition in college football.

They've been using it since the late 80's. It's their Fish Camp theme song.

Just now, Bodowned said:

Did that RB not get tackled while the ball was in the air? Is it not DPI because it was behind the LOS or something?

Exactly

It's not DPI if the intended receiver is at or behind the LOS

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Why do they have fake national championships and fake conference championships on their stadium?

They're aggy.  Bragging about bullshit is what they do.

don’t forget that the aggies won the second world war for us.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

OMG

UF took a page outta Sark's book with that ill-advised screen pass

What, 10 yards behind the LOS while everyone is going the wrong way is a bad idea?

Just now, Derka said:

don’t forget that the aggies won the second world war for us.

I mean, the first boat to land at Normandy was four Corps boys and Reveille.

Just now, Derka said:

don’t forget that the aggies won the second world war for us.

They've never been licked!

We've Never Been Licked (1943) - IMDb

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, the first boat to land at Normandy was four Corps boys and Reveille.

Obviously not a stealth operation with that yappy bitch

I hate we let Lagway sorry ass beat us 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Obviously not a stealth operation with that yappy bitch

Plus the other three bitches and the dog.

LMAO beating Florida and doing the Horns Down. Never change, aggy. Never change.

8 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Did that RB not get tackled while the ball was in the air? Is it not DPI because it was behind the LOS or something?

No pi behind the line.

12 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

But, what if they lose?

then I'll enjoy the highlights

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

They've never been licked!

We've Never Been Licked (1943) - IMDb

The thing that I love about that film is that it isn't about some corps turd leading the charge at Monte Casino or something....no it is about them catching a Japanese spy...in College Station, Texas. How hilariously A&M is that shit?

Haha fuck Aggie 

 

Reed is still a bad QB. If they get stuffed running and they don’t let guys run wide open. They’re not so tough. 

Wait the guy who was offsides was why the holding was called? 

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Wait the guy who was offsides was why the holding was called? 

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1 minute ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Jesus, .337 seems high. Is 1/3 high? Jesus.

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10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The thing that I love about that film is that it isn't about some corps turd leading the charge at Monte Casino or something....no it is about them catching a Japanese spy...in College Station, Texas. How hilariously A&M is that shit?

I doubt you could find an Asian in Collie Station until the 70's, at least

4 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

I wonder how good Flordia could be with a decent coach.

We may never know.

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

You're legally drunk in TX at .08%

6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

 

I guess there wasn’t a knife and fork available 

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Why didn’t we get this Lagway?

We got Arch from the same class and our MO is to sign one high school QB per class

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

You're legally drunk in TX at .08%

Which is, truth be told, not very drunk.  That's supposed to be when impairment starts to kick in.

That said, yeah, .337 is dangerously near alcohol poisoning, coma and death.

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