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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Which is, truth be told, not very drunk.  That's supposed to be when impairment starts to kick in.

That said, yeah, .337 is dangerously near alcohol poisoning, coma and death.

Truth be told, I've driven a car at .08 many times, not that it's anything to be proud of

Ugh Aggie gone ha some weird ass scoreboard.  At least we lost in the swamp. 

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Truth be told, I've driven a car at .08 many times, not that it's anything to be proud of

Yeah, I imagine most of the inhabitants of this board have and are probably pretty good drivers at that level due to tolerance.  I know I was.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How did we lose to this regarded coach last week?! 

World's strongest man stroh didn't help. I also have a suspicion we may have thought, 1-3, roll the helmet out and watch them run. But, I know shit.

6 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

World's strongest man stroh didn't help. I also have a suspicion we may have thought, 1-3, roll the helmet out and watch them run. But, I know shit.

I agree the team looked flat against UF last week, which is surprising after a bye

42 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Color commentator said Reed doesn’t like to run a lot. What in the actual fuck? 

Why are you calling him colored?

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Why are you calling him colored?

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So many aggys on the sidelines creeping out into the field on that fumble

Who is announcing this game? Of course, you take the FG there on 4th and 2 to go up 10.

Morons

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Who is announcing this game? Of course, you take the FG there on 4th and 2 to go up 10.

Morons

Do you though?

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1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Do you though?

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Sark took the FGs today, as he should

Would be nice to have gotten a PI there. Apparently riding the receiver isn't a penalty.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Mike Elko looks like he's suffering from donut withdrawals.

His black, throwback muumuu has GRIND on it, so you know he works out hard.

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

His black, throwback muumuu has GRIND on it, so you know he works out hard.

Yeah, but the only thing that dude grinds is pepper onto his 2.5k calorie dinners.

8 minutes ago, gatormarc said:

Would be nice to have gotten a PI there. Apparently riding the receiver isn't a penalty.

From the inside, you can't explain it. From the outside, you can't understand it.

Just now, TexArcher said:

How was that a hold??  Because he pushed him down?

I'm fine with it if they start calling A&M for the same thing which they haven't so far tonight.

Dumbest fucking booth review ever. The ball doesn't go 10 yards downfield if it isn't a forward pass.

Dang they are doing their damndest to fuck over Florida too. 
 

they want Aggie and Georgia or Bama in the SEC title game.  

I guess no team until Texas is gonna nut up and beat aggy 

This announcer is like an even less funny Dane Cook calling a football game.  

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

I guess no team until Texas is gonna nut up and beat aggy 

They'll lose to LSU and Mizzou.  And probably one other.

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

They'll lose to LSU and Mizzou.  And probably one other.

Maybe Florida. 

There's plenty of time for A&M to aggy up this game, too.

Not going to win this unless we take chances like that. Sucks that the throw was behind him.

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This announcer is like an even less funny Dane Cook calling a football game.  

Unpossible.

So fun watching a team who looks like Tarzan playing Texas play like Jane one week later. 
 

Napier going for it down one score on the aggie 45 is so dumb. 

1 minute ago, gatormarc said:

Not going to win this unless we take chances like that. Sucks that the throw was behind him.

Maybe y'all should sub in last week's Lagway for this week's Lagway. He couldn't miss.

Just now, wood said:

Maybe y'all should sub in last week's Lagway for this week's Lagway. He couldn't miss.

I still don't know how you weren't able to get pressure on him last week.

That's been the issue all year, he's still not healthy and if you get him moving he isn't going to make the throw.

aggy is pretty fucking good. 

That's definitely our 2nd toughest game remaining. 

Just now, ztejas said:

aggy is pretty fucking good. 

That's definitely our 2nd toughest game remaining. 

I think Vandy's better

I mean Napier has been brain dead all game. They were killing in the passing game early and then just abandoned deep passes for the middle chunk of the game and then the call to go for it on 4th and short in the middle of the field there was just idiotic. A&M hasn’t been doing anything since Moss went out and you just gave them a free scoring opportunity

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I think Vandy's better

Texas is going to fucking wax Vandy in DKR. 

aggy has the bodies to compete. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Texas is going to fucking wax Vandy in DKR. 

aggy has the bodies to compete. 

Bama thought it would be easy, too, and it wasn't

1 minute ago, theBigHen said:

I mean Napier has been brain dead all game. They were killing in the passing game early and then just abandoned deep passes for the middle chunk of the game and then the call to go for it on 4th and short in the middle of the field there was just idiotic. A&M hasn’t been doing anything since Moss went out and you just gave them a free scoring opportunity

I got nothin'

If I were still playing and a defender was wearing those no knee pad biker shorts bullshit he would get a solid helmet hit in the knee every play.

Mother fucker would start wearing knee pads after that.

1 minute ago, gatormarc said:

I got nothin'

It’s in his blood. His in game decision making is some of the worst I think we’ve ever seen and he even let it shine last week but texas played so ungodly bad that the gifts he was giving them just weren’t enough. 

Just now, theBigHen said:

It’s in his blood. His in game decision making is some of the worst I think we’ve ever seen and he even let it shine last week but texas played so ungodly bad that the gifts he was giving them just weren’t enough. 

All he had to do was hire an OC and he refused to do it.

47 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Mike Elko looks like he's suffering from donut addiction.

FIFY, but he needs a 12 step program to address this imho. Not AA, but DA, which is appropriate being an Aggie.

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

aggy is pretty fucking good. 

That's definitely our 2nd toughest game remaining. 

You'll know how good they really are in three weeks.

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Bama thought it would be easy, too, and it wasn't

Dude this aggy team is good. Get over it.

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