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They suck. We should win convincingly 

 

Texas is 4-2. We need to go 10-2 to make the playoffs. We aren’t losing to these retards. 
drink some bourbon. Beautiful trip if you want to go. They suck. We will be 5-2 after this week. It’s a 2 game season- at Georgia and aggy at home. We are better than both (I think). We just have to keep getting better against these losers. 

I think that Texas is going to fuck this team up badly. 

They need to. Got a tougher stretch coming and being 5-2 with some confidence would be good. 

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Just a guess, but I'm assuming Texas will open up as a 17 point favorite here

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12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Just a guess, but I'm assuming Texas will open up as a 17 point favorite here

It’s at their place. 13.5 is my guess. 

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I think that Texas is going to fuck this team up badly. 

I mean, yeah. For sure. 

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Just a guess, but I'm assuming Texas will open up as a 17 point favorite here

 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s at their place. 13.5 is my guess. 

I mean, yeah. For sure. 

Oh - we're doing guess the lines. 

It will be around 2 TDs. I'd guess Texas -15.5.

Texas by 49

Defense puts up 14 points 

 

Everyone talking about how good the big10 is, how is there zero watchable games next week in that shit conference?

 

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We’re awful we should get butter led without lube 

 

just keeping the same theme going so we kick the shit out of them 

another wounded dog game.  don't eat the cheese.

39 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Everyone talking about how good the big10 is, how is there zero watchable games next week in that shit conference?

 

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That’s what happens when you have 3 teams worth a damn in a conference of 18.

Compare to

4 Ole Miss at 10 Georgia

12 Tennessee at 8 Alabama

(Three of those probably at least one spot higher after ou freefall)

56 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Everyone talking about how good the big10 is, how is there zero watchable games next week in that shit conference?

 

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USC Notre Dame is always interesting because it's weird.

Just what I like to see an over confidant Texas strolling into horse country ripe for an upset… 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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126-2 Horns. 

No SEC road game is easy I don't care who it is. Kentucky wants to beat Texas more than they want to have sex with their cousins. This game could be like the Vandy game last year. 

1 minute ago, Hard Times said:

No SEC road game is easy I don't care who it is. Kentucky wants to beat Texas more than they want to have sex with their cousins. This game could be like the Vandy game last year. 

Except Vandy last year was actually good. The correct comp is the obvious one: the Kentucky game last year.

Me and my crew will be in burnt orange in my in-law's season ticket seats. Looks like it's going to be an excellent fall day. Enjoy.

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They suck. We should win convincingly 

 

Texas is 4-2. We need to go 10-2 to make the playoffs. We aren’t losing to these retards. 
drink some bourbon. Beautiful trip if you want to go. They suck. We will be 5-2 after this week. It’s a 2 game season- at Georgia and aggy at home. We are better than both (I think). We just have to keep getting better against these losers. 

Disagree. Three loss Texas with Arch gets in. Especially with the loss to Ohio State and the fact that everyone at the top is losing this year. 

This would normally be a tough spot.. 

- Let down spot coming off RRSO

- Multiple tough games in a row coming off of at Florida and then RRSO 

- Kentucky coming off a bye

- Night road game

But Kentucky sucks this year, which is why we're favored by 13.5 right now despite all of the above 

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

This would normally be a tough spot.. 

- Let down spot coming off RRSO

- Multiple tough games in a row coming off of at Florida and then RRSO 

- Kentucky coming off a bye

- Night road game

But Kentucky sucks this year, which is why we're favored by 13.5 right now despite all of the above 

If I remember right, Kentucky had 3 weeks to prep for us last year (bye week + November FCS opponent), while we had Arkansas the week before and A&M the week after. We handled business pretty easily.

Hopefully we get a repeat.

FPI has Kentucky as the worst SEC team (below MSU) at #50 nationally. ESPN's efficiency metric has them with the least efficient offense in the SEC, and 89th nationally in that regard 

It feels like UT didn’t perform well w/ the ultimate expectations early in the season, then performed better yesterday in The Cotton Bowl w/ no expectations.  This will be my concern vs the Kentucky’s, Mississippi State’s, even Arkansas’s remaining on the schedule.  OP says winning out and 10-2 is the formula to make the playoffs and he might be right.  I will point out that last year a 3-loss Alabama w/ both strong wins and questionable losses was the first team out of last year’s playoff field.  So even w/ a loss at Georgia, this team’s playoff route could be win at Vandy and get a headlining win vs A&M at home last game of the reg.  Now a route of going 10-2, then playing for and losing the SEC championship?……now that 3-loss route feels a little more questionable to me in mid-October

10 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We aren’t losing to these retards. 

Wasn't the same sentiment against a 1-3 Florida team? 

59 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It feels like UT didn’t perform well w/ the ultimate expectations early in the season, then performed better yesterday in The Cotton Bowl w/ no expectations.  This will be my concern vs the Kentucky’s, Mississippi State’s, even Arkansas’s remaining on the schedule.  OP says winning out and 10-2 is the formula to make the playoffs and he might be right.  I will point out that last year a 3-loss Alabama w/ both strong wins and questionable losses was the first team out of last year’s playoff field.  So even w/ a loss at Georgia, this team’s playoff route could be win at Vandy and get a headlining win vs A&M at home last game of the reg.  Now a route of going 10-2, then playing for and losing the SEC championship?……now that 3-loss route feels a little more questionable to me in mid-October

we are going to need style points(OU v Tech style).  blowing out kentucky and MSU on the road would be very helpful.  Don't get me wrong, I realize a win is good but if playoffs are the goal and we assume a loss at Georgia we need to look as dominant as possible.

I hope Sark calls games accordingly if we are up in the second half

1 hour ago, Chad said:

Wasn't the same sentiment against a 1-3 Florida team? 

this is another "save my corch!", season making type game on the road.  Kentucky isn't nearly as talented as Florida but Sark/PK/Flood better be chewing ass again this week. OU game is over.

The only good thing about the Florida debacle and Arch's early struggles is I don't expect our team to be overly confident again this season.

Lots of work to still be done and they get an opportunity to improve every week. 

 

Don’t even think about the playoffs right now, but that Florida loss is not going to age well as the season goes on. 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Don’t even think about the playoffs right now, but that Florida loss is not going to age well as the season goes on. 

No it won't, but 9-3 Bama got buttfucked 24-3 in Norman last November and still almost made it in.

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1 hour ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

It feels like UT didn’t perform well w/ the ultimate expectations early in the season, then performed better yesterday in The Cotton Bowl w/ no expectations.  This will be my concern vs the Kentucky’s, Mississippi State’s, even Arkansas’s remaining on the schedule.  OP says winning out and 10-2 is the formula to make the playoffs and he might be right.  I will point out that last year a 3-loss Alabama w/ both strong wins and questionable losses was the first team out of last year’s playoff field.  So even w/ a loss at Georgia, this team’s playoff route could be win at Vandy and get a headlining win vs A&M at home last game of the reg.  Now a route of going 10-2, then playing for and losing the SEC championship?……now that 3-loss route feels a little more questionable to me in mid-October

False. No way a 10-3 texas gets left out. Especially when one loss is at Ohio state and the other would have to be in the SEC title game 

3 hours ago, Hard Times said:

No SEC road game is easy I don't care who it is. Kentucky wants to beat Texas more than they want to have sex with their cousins. This game could be like the Vandy game last year. 

Don’t be silly. 

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

No it won't, but 9-3 Bama got buttfucked 24-3 in Norman last November and still almost made it in.

Key word - “almost”

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jesus fucking christ

goddamn you motherfuckers pivoting back to "9-3 makes playoffs" and "18-score road league blowouts"

FUCK ALL OF YOU

last week was the worst football week of our fucking lives

WIN THE NEXT GAME

ONE GAME ONLY

repress the rat poison inside you

style points?

the fuck

I’d be happy scoring over 30 points and winning convincingly in all phases. Complimentary football. And less penalties. I’m just looking for visible improvement across the team and with coaching in each game along with a win. Seems easy. 
 

we win 33-10. Yay us. Who’s next? 

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100-0 would put more pressure on UK's administration to get rid of Stoops which is all I care about at this point. The few UK fans that go watch that trainwreck will be senior citizens that are let out of the nursing home for the day. UK's Big Blue midnight madness was this weekend and that's when everyone stops paying attention to UK's shitty football team. Should be a good trip for visitors since it's an easy win, a quiet crowd and a beautiful area (biased because I grew up in Lexington). The UK fans that went to Austin last year were treated well and I think and hope Texas fans will be treated nicely.

19 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Key word - “almost”

1. November 

2. 24-3

3. We’re only sitting at 2 losses

10 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

1. November 

2. 24-3

3. We’re only sitting at 2 losses

Oh, we’re in if we stay at 2 losses, or even 10-3 with a loss in the SECCG. 

I just don’t see it happening if we are 9-3 with a November loss to UGA or A&M. 

51 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jesus fucking christ

goddamn you motherfuckers pivoting back to "9-3 makes playoffs" and "18-score road league blowouts"

FUCK ALL OF YOU

last week was the worst football week of our fucking lives

WIN THE NEXT GAME

ONE GAME ONLY

repress the rat poison inside you

style points?

the fuck

yeah, i'm not ready to think big picture again yet.  yesterday was glorious and it allowed all of the preseason goals to live on for another week, but with almost no margin for error left, i can't think of anything beyond winning the next one right now.

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

this is another "save my corch!", season making type game on the road.  Kentucky isn't nearly as talented as Florida but Sark/PK/Flood better be chewing ass again this week. OU game is over.

Anything can happen on the road. Last season Alabammer lost to Vandy, Ole Miss dropped a home game to Kentucky, LSU lost to the aggy, the Vols lost to Arky. I'm sure there were more upsets, just can't think of them. I'm hoping that was the one and only upset that Texas experiences. That Florida loss was humiliating enough. They're talented, but they're also ass. 

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jesus fucking christ

goddamn you motherfuckers pivoting back to "9-3 makes playoffs" and "18-score road league blowouts"

FUCK ALL OF YOU

last week was the worst football week of our fucking lives

WIN THE NEXT GAME

ONE GAME ONLY

repress the rat poison inside you

style points?

the fuck

It is good that we/surly don't see the field...

Any reasonable fan should just be looking for this team to get better every week. 

Mission accomplished this weekend. Look better in Lexington. We were helped greatly by the fact that John Mateer is an absolute trash can.

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Does Kentucky do anything well that could stress our defense? 

their kicker is 8-9 and perfect outside 30 yards.

Kentucky gets up for one game a year (last year was UGA at home). I don’t think this is going to be easy.

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