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On 10/10/2025 at 8:56 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

putt, I know you want to tweet endlessly, but we will have separate threads for the Championship Series. This is fucking stupid even by your standards, & that shit is low. 

2nded, if we wanted to post everything in one thread why not just keep the MLB thread going?  But if I'm outvoted I guess y'all can ignore this or delete it or whatever.

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Seattle and Toronto were expansion mates in 1977 although Seattle did have the Pilots for one year before fucking Selig stole them.  Miller vs Gausman in Game 1.  Miller was the only guy not to throw in Game 5.  Dante Bo still not ready and left off the roster.

 

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Toronto in 5. I'd be shocked if the Ms keep game 1 close. It would take an 8 inning masterpiece from ... Bryce Miller. Not likely.

Maybe Raleigh goes off for 3 HRs for the miracle though.

 

So pissed that we traded Waino and AJP for fucking Smoltz.  AJP isn't great, but at least he enjoys the game.

Also saying Toronto in 5. Seattle will blast homers in one of the games to win like 9-3 or something, but just think Toronto will smoke them

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Gausman escapes trouble in the 1st

2 hours ago, WBT said:

2nded, if we wanted to post everything in one thread why not just keep the MLB thread going?  But if I'm outvoted I guess y'all can ignore this or delete it or whatever.

 

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George is getting upset!!

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13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So pissed that we traded Waino and AJP for fucking Smoltz.  AJP isn't great, but at least he enjoys the game.

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First pitch homer, 12 pitch walk in front of Vladdy seems pretty ideal for the Jays

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Springer early lead for ALCS MVP

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3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Eat shit Springer. Man I don’t like that guy. 

That's like saying you don't like Cal Raleigh or puppies.

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New ballgame

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Well this has taken a turn.  Another instance of pulling the starter early when you didn't have to.  I'd rather trust Gausman to get out of runner on 1st with 2 outs.

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8 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd rather trust Gausman to get out of runner on 1st with 2 outs.

Like Seattle just did with Miller.

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Good try PCA

that was three feet short of being a bomb. 

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Toronto in 5. I'd be shocked if the Ms keep game 1 close. It would take an 8 inning masterpiece from ... Bryce Miller. Not likely.

Maybe Raleigh goes off for 3 HRs for the miracle though.

 

Called it. He only went 6 masterful innings. I damn near went full Helo. Never go full Helo.

pronouncing “robles” as “robe•lace” is busch league. you’re an announcer for a league that’s 30% latin. you can properly pronounce “victor robles”.

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2 minutes ago, Derka said:

pronouncing “robles” as “robe•lace” is busch league. you’re an announcer for a league that’s 30% latin. you can properly pronounce “victor robles”.

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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lol yeah i don't expect sports announcers to be able to nail “kepa arrizabalaga” on the first try, but mispronouncing the easiest names drives me crazy. 

another example that’s a little different is how english soccer announcers take names that end in “a” and turn them into a name that ends in “er”.

so, david silva becomes david silver, and santi cazorla becomes santi cazorler, etc. all of that shit drives me crazy, in every sport. like you know that’s not his name. just try and say his name correctly.

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