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5 minutes ago, Covri said:

Fuck all you shitty cheatros fans rooting against the mariners. You fucking suck and won’t win shit again. Any of you rangers fans cheering for the blue jays are traitors to your team. Fuck you too.

I know it hurts right now.  But maybe after a sleep you’ll realize that most of us weren’t rooting against Seattle so much as we still love us some George Springer.   
 

I would have been fine seeing the Mariners move on.  They were a fun story this year.  

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    Go ahead and let it all out.  It will make you feel better.       Then in the light of a new day you can reflect on how silly your first sentence is.   The Astros took the bullet for what most

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4 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

The better team won the series but "karma" should have seen him and his fellow cheaters banned from baseball.  But I guess in this instance that lack of accountability is a good mirror of our larger society at the moment.

 

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2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I know it hurts right now.  But maybe after a sleep you’ll realize that most of us weren’t rooting against Seattle so much as we still love us some George Springer.   
 

I would have been fine seeing the Mariners move on.  They were a fun story this year.  

I was.

(rooting against seattle)

shocked that choke of a franchise made it this far.

13 minutes ago, Covri said:

Fuck all you shitty cheatros fans rooting against the mariners. You fucking suck and won’t win shit again. Any of you rangers fans cheering for the blue jays are traitors to your team. Fuck you too.

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14 minutes ago, Covri said:
Fuck all you shitty cheatros fans rooting against the mariners. You fucking suck and won’t win shit again. Any of you rangers fans cheering for the blue jays are traitors to your team. Fuck you too.

What are you crying about dicknose?

The only other place I’ve ever heard/seen “dicknose” was in Teen Wolf. Which we watched today before turning on the games.  You made me laugh.

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12 minutes ago, Covri said:

Fuck all you shitty cheatros fans rooting against the mariners. You fucking suck and won’t win shit again. Any of you rangers fans cheering for the blue jays are traitors to your team. Fuck you too.

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I'm rooting for formers Rangers legend IKF.

Not really. Fuck both of these teams and definitely fuck the Dodgers. But I like compelling baseball.

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4 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

The better team won the series but "karma" should have seen him and his fellow cheaters banned from baseball.  But I guess in this instance that lack of accountability is a good mirror of our larger society at the moment.

Go ahead and let it all out.  It will make you feel better.    
 

Then in the light of a new day you can reflect on how silly your first sentence is.   The Astros took the bullet for what most teams in MLB were doing, and now baseball is better for it.   
 

Time to move on like all other fans outside of NY and LA have.  

Rangers fan here.  Fuck the mariners.  I don’t do division conf pride bullshit.   Fuck the Astros. Fuck the mariners. Fuck the angels.     I live in LA now. So go Dodgers.  Fuck Canada. 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Go ahead and let it all out.  It will make you feel better.    
 

Then in the light of a new day you can reflect on how silly your first sentence is.   The Astros took the bullet for what most teams in MLB were doing, and now baseball is better for it.   
 

Time to move on like all other fans outside of NY and LA have.  

You're mistaking me for being upset.  I'm not.   No ill will towards Toronto.  But could never root for Springer. And I think you're last sentence is dead wrong.  Most non-Astros fans won't 'move on.'

 

28 minutes ago, Covri said:

Fuck all you shitty cheatros fans rooting against the mariners. You fucking suck and won’t win shit again. Any of you rangers fans cheering for the blue jays are traitors to your team. Fuck you too.

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24 minutes ago, Covri said:

Fuck all you shitty cheatros fans rooting against the mariners. You fucking suck and won’t win shit again. Any of you rangers fans cheering for the blue jays are traitors to your team. Fuck you too.

 

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18 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

The better team won the series but "karma" should have seen him and his fellow cheaters banned from baseball.  But I guess in this instance that lack of accountability is a good mirror of our larger society at the moment.

Hmm... really makes you wonder why they weren't banned? Almost like the league didn't want to open up a bigger can of worms

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Rangers fan here.  Fuck the mariners.  I don’t do division conf pride bullshit.   Fuck the Astros. Fuck the mariners. Fuck the angels.     I live in LA now. So go Dodgers.  Fuck Canada. 

You had me up until Go Dodgers. Lol

Watched it with a Canadian friend. He is quite happy. Plus he bought dinner and drinks. 

Just glad we don't have a west coast series. 

 

7 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Hmm... really makes you wonder why they weren't banned? Almost like the league didn't want to open up a bigger can of worms

Yep. Imagine if they had banned all the players from all the teams that were doing that shit.

Oh… and fuck this boring ass uniform matchup in the World Series.  Gimme some eye candy on the game’s biggest stage. 
 

Blue and white with a bit of red thrown in?  Lame.  
 

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14 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

Hmm... really makes you wonder why they weren't banned? Almost like the league didn't want to open up a bigger can of worms

Astros fans say that one a lot.  I have seriously not read of any other team doing the trash can thing and the amount of tech that the Stros used to do it.  That sounds a lot like whataboutism to me. But all this really stemmed from your original post of  Springer and 'karma.'   Which we'll never agree on apparently.

Anyway, congrats to whoever was rooting for Toronto, including you if that is the case.  

Rangers fan here.  Fuck the mariners.  I don’t do division conf pride bullshit.   Fuck the Astros. Fuck the mariners. Fuck the angels.     I live in LA now. So go Dodgers.  Fuck Canada. 

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2 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Astros fans say that one a lot.  I have seriously not read of any other team doing the trash can thing and the amount of tech that the Stros used to do it.  That sounds a lot like whataboutism to me. But all this really stemmed from your original post of  Springer and 'karma.'   Which we'll never agree on apparently.

Anyway, congrats to whoever was rooting for Toronto, including you if that is the case.  

Yeah, reading is hard.

Anyway, go George. Go Jays. And as Updawg said, fuck the Dodgers.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Anyway, go George. Go Jays. And as Updawg said, fuck the Dodgers.

go donny baseball 

 

 

20 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Oh… and fuck this boring ass uniform matchup in the World Series.  Gimme some eye candy on the game’s biggest stage. 
 

Blue and white with a bit of red thrown in?  Lame.  
 

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Astros/Phillies 2022 game 5 was the best World Series uniform matchup this century

 

 

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I couldn't post last night but what a game and what a series.  I'm so happy for George!

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8 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I know it hurts right now.  But maybe after a sleep you’ll realize that most of us weren’t rooting against Seattle so much as we still love us some George Springer.   

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A Canadian drinking Corona(out of a can no less) in Canada is a freaking hate crime.

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You can’t assume he’s drinking beer there. 
 

could also be his spit can. 

14 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Time to move on like all other fans outside of NY and LA have.

lol, only an astros fan would actually believe that. it's a permanent stain. 

42 minutes ago, stc said:

lol, only an astros fan would actually believe that. it's a permanent stain. 

On Manfred.  Of course it is.

17 hours ago, YChang said:

Love that it was George that did in the Mariners. 

Especially after Mariners fans cheered his HBP and booed him getting up from it.

 

33 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Especially after Mariners fans cheered his HBP and booed him getting up from it.

 

Absolute fucking trash

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Astros/Phillies 2022 game 5 was the best World Series uniform matchup this century

 

 

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