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So Wisconsin proves drinking wont kill you?

Interesting that the life expectancy in Montana and the Midwest is decent. Their diets are terrible. 

Juxtaposition of Nevada and Utah is funny.

Interesting that the life expectancy in Montana and the Midwest is decent. Their diets are terrible. 

Low stress. What are those people stressed about?

Those Latinos do well for themselves. 

44 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Can't wait for the south to secede again. We won't stop you, in fact, we'll help you! 

New Confederate Army. Sponsored by waffle house. 

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Can't wait for the south to secede again. We won't stop you, in fact, we'll help you! 

Definitely they will need help getting off the couch. 

It's crazy to me how few fat people I see now that I don't live in Texas.  I see them in LA, but where I live it's really unusual to see an obese person.  Probably because food is so fucking expensive.  

 

When I go back to Austin, both the airport and the town are a shock to me in how fat everyone is.

13 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

It's crazy to me how few fat people I see now that I don't live in Texas.  I see them in LA, but where I live it's really unusual to see an obese person.  Probably because food is so fucking expensive.  

 

When I go back to Austin, both the airport and the town are a shock to me in how fat everyone is.

Austin proper is skinny. Go out 15 miles to the burbs of Kyle, Cedar Park, Round Rock, you might as well be in any city in the South. When we leave Austin proper, I am always amazed how old and fat the rest of the state is. 

86.8 holla. Funny, im in the belief that even if you die at 70-75, you were young and didn't get a full life..anything probably above 85 means youre probably on borrowed time from here on out 

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2 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

It's crazy to me how few fat people I see now that I don't live in Texas.  I see them in LA, but where I live it's really unusual to see an obese person.  Probably because food is so fucking expensive.  

 

When I go back to Austin, both the airport and the town are a shock to me in how fat everyone is.

There are plenty of fat people in KC but whenever I connect though DFW the size difference of passengers is always shocking. It has to be the fattest airport in the world. 

6 hours ago, Bevo said:

Interesting that the life expectancy in Montana and the Midwest is decent. Their diets are terrible. 

what are they eating?

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

what are they eating?

tater tots, cheese, canned cream of mushroom soup based casseroles

11 hours ago, Bevo said:

Interesting that the life expectancy in Montana and the Midwest is decent. Their diets are terrible. 

The color bar was compressed to exaggerate differences. E.g. the state level difference in expentancy between Montana vs Georgia is 1.5 years. 

 

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Because that's a demographic map.  Life expectancy, like most things (e.g. obesity rate, #1 driver of mortality) is highly segregated by race.

The variance within a group is smaller than distance from the baseline population

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9256789/

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8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

86.8 holla. Funny, im in the belief that even if you die at 70-75, you were young and didn't get a full life..anything probably above 85 means youre probably on borrowed time from here on out 

Baked into infant life expectancy numbers are non-health factors, like behavioral (risk taking / accidents), suicide, homicide, etc.

So if you make it to 65 past the gauntlet -- you havent been killed in a DUI, or liver cirrhosis from watching too many UT games -- you "gain" 5+ years of expectancy. 

 

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8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

86.8 holla. Funny, im in the belief that even if you die at 70-75, you were young and didn't get a full life..anything probably above 85 means youre probably on borrowed time from here on out 

Avg life expectancy in Texas is like 77 years

 

0-25 early life

26-51 middle age

52-77 end of life

 

Living to 75 is pretty fucking great. Especially if you have all your faculties up until the end

14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

52-77 end of life

FUCK YOU FOR LUMPING ME IN WITH ARMYBRAT.

Here's a fun anecdote on the male vs female expectancy gap

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15 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Sec country not looking so good  

counterpoint: life after 66 sucks anyway, so they are winning.

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

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thanks for this.  totally fascinating.

12 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Looks like the major Texas cities align with the coasts though.  Hats off. 

Kinda shocked Houston falls into this trend and is even slightly less fat than San Antonio...

Work Out GIF

8 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

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Before or after augmentation?

Not controlled for BMI

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

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One of the greatest tragedies in life is seeing a big fat chick with tiny titties.  A crime against nature.

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Not controlled for BMI

Big enough to clog a toilet. 

44 minutes ago, WBT said:

Not controlled for BMI

Bowel movement intensifies 

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Those Latinos do well for themselves. 

We suffer from high obesity, diabetes, heart disease. But it really comes down to us generally having a wide supporting network of family to take care of us, go to appointments, live with, etc. The border regions also have low rates of violent crime which helps. If you looked at latino life expectancy in a big city though it’s probably lacking.  

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

We suffer from high obesity, diabetes, heart disease. But it really comes down to us generally having a wide supporting network of family to take care of us, go to appointments, live with, etc. The border regions also have low rates of violent crime which helps. If you looked at latino life expectancy in a big city though it’s probably lacking.  

Metabolic health conditions kill more people than anything else.  In addition to the above mentioned, you also have people with a meager VO2 max and low muscle density.  Comorbidities, a weak O2 output, and shit for muscles pretty much seals the deal.  So don't be a fat fuck, move your ass, and work out.   

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Not controlled for BMI

This is not BMI% directly, but it's % of BMI over 30

Congrats to D.C. for having the highest homicide rate in the country, at over 4x the national average.  (Their cancer rate is lowest decile and heart disease is 2nd lowest decile).

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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Metabolic health conditions kill more people than anything else.  In addition to the above mentioned, you also have people with a meager VO2 max and low muscle density.  Comorbidities, a weak O2 output, and shit for muscles pretty much seals the deal.  So don't be a fat fuck, move your ass, and work out.   

We're about to bid for a house up the hillside. Wife complains about having to walk around at elevation. She's petite, but I still need to convince her it's actually a good thing. 

3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

We're about to bid for a house up the hillside. Wife complains about having to walk around at elevation. She's petite, but I still need to convince her it's actually a good thing. 

Muscle loss in women is critical.  Tell her she's going to have nice legs, calves, and a juicy thumper-dumper

On 10/12/2025 at 5:32 PM, Bevo said:

Interesting that the life expectancy in Montana and the Midwest is decent. Their diets are terrible. 

It’s like looking at a retirement savings map with the average and the mean 401(k).   Montana is so sparsely populated that just one or two geezers in their late 90s will skew the whole county’s outcome. 

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Here's a fun anecdote on the male vs female expectancy gap

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So I guess if you outlaw motorcycles and bicycles, we live as long as Gandalf.

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

So I guess if you outlaw motorcycles and bicycles, we live as long as Gandalf.

Maybe that’s a good thing, but I saw no evidence that Gandalf was much of a pussy slayer in his old age so being like him seems to have some downfall? Maybe chicks just don’t like magicians.

9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

So I guess if you outlaw motorcycles and bicycles, we live as long as Gandalf.

The other takeaway is that 1,862 bitches be cray 

On 10/13/2025 at 5:27 AM, 52-80 said:

The color bar was compressed to exaggerate differences. E.g. the state level difference in expentancy between Montana vs Georgia is 1.5 years. 

 

Because that's a demographic map.  Life expectancy, like most things (e.g. obesity rate, #1 driver of mortality) is highly segregated by race.

The variance within a group is smaller than distance from the baseline population

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9256789/

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AIAN? American Indigenous...? I need a key for the key.

On 10/12/2025 at 7:39 PM, InkaUtexas said:

New Confederate Army. Sponsored by waffle house. 

Every recruit is already versed in H2H combat!

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