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17 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

No cap

I was shouting.

5 hours ago, dcbc said:

These are the same people who say "WAMPUS" and "SO-CO."  

 

There's such a thing as being a little too into the whole brevity thing.

Yep, and the funny thing is that Texas-ou is the best way to say it and also happens to be the shortest way.

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

tl;dr

Get a haircut, hippie.

Long-haired freaky people need not apply. 

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Beautiful.  Just needs a cell phone flopout and "niiiice cock."

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you should be ashamed, he clearly said he's 5 years old

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Good to hear Gunnar enjoyed his 1st TEXAS - ou experience.

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a good friend was there with his wife and two boys (season ticket holders). boys are 3rd and kinder. 3rd grader throws up horns and jumping around after the first td. ou fan close by yells 'santa isn't real !!!' very loud stands 

my buddy 'go fuck yourself ' 

after the game walking the fair his son : 'that guy is dumb. salmon is real and it's good !'

 

ou fans are the scum of the earth 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Well some smart parenting with an air tag and what to do when lost in a massive fair crowd with the kiddo. 

36 minutes ago, EastHorn said:

Well some smart parenting with an air tag and what to do when lost in a massive fair crowd with the kiddo. 

Mom must be doing some heavy lifting on the parenting front. 

Also I liked that despite the (relatively) degenerate partying he was there early to get his son and didn't drink until after the game. Reminds me of going to games with my dad. 

Dude started at Jerry Garcia and ended up Dave Grohl.

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Dude started at Jerry Garcia and ended up Dave Grohl.

Gunnar has a sister?  

Why does your friend have a framed photo of you in a canoe?

Cool story, though.

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

a good friend was there with his wife and two boys (season ticket holders). boys are 3rd and kinder. 3rd grader throws up horns and jumping around after the first td. ou fan close by yells 'santa isn't real !!!' very loud stands 

my buddy 'go fuck yourself ' 

after the game walking the fair his son : 'that guy is dumb. salmon is real and it's good !'

 

ou fans are the scum of the earth 

Sometime in the 1980s I saw an ou fan walking around during the Fair with a T-shirt that said “Where is Charles Whitman when you need him”.

 

32 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Sometime in the 1980s I saw an ou fan walking around during the Fair with a T-shirt that said “Where is Charles Whitman when you need him”.

Human garbage.

2 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Human garbage.

I had the urge to tell him that I sincerely hoped he would never have to step over blood pools of his fellow students. 
However I didn’t want to start a ruckus with an idiot.

2 pages in and not one reference to the multiple pictures of the infamous Bob’s carrot. What has this site become?

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I had the urge to tell him that I sincerely hoped he would never have to step over blood pools of his fellow students. 
However I didn’t want to start a ruckus with an idiot.

You were there weren’t you?  

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

You were there weren’t you?  

Yep.

2 hours ago, Covri said:

2 pages in and not one reference to the multiple pictures of the infamous Bob’s carrot. What has this site become?

I saw that when he first posted it and almost said something but didn’t.  

I saw y’all in the Food Court leading cheers but after that beard trim definitely didn’t think you were imma. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Well that and the 50lbs 

Congrats on the weight loss! I had seen some more recent pics of the svelte Surly Jesus on site. 

3 hours ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Congrats on the weight loss! I had seen some more recent pics of the svelte Surly Jesus on site. 

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On 10/15/2025 at 8:58 AM, Armybrat said:

Sometime in the 1980s I saw an ou fan walking around during the Fair with a T-shirt that said “Where is Charles Whitman when you need him”.

 

 

On 10/15/2025 at 9:32 AM, Scholz said:

Human garbage.

Sorry but that’s funny as shit

On 10/15/2025 at 2:58 PM, Armybrat said:

Sometime in the 1980s I saw an ou fan walking around during the Fair with a T-shirt that said “Where is Charles Whitman when you need him”.

 

You rock Brat

On 10/13/2025 at 3:03 PM, Red Five said:

I drank for about 18 consecutive hours, finishing with martinis with the milfs at the Anatole bar at about 1 a.m. Top 5 Texas/OU experience for me, going back to 1988. 

I was at a table with my wife drinking Manhattans until the end of the ATM/Florida game at that bar in the Anatole. Ships passing in the night, sir. 

On 10/15/2025 at 2:37 PM, Armybrat said:


However I didn’t want to start a ruckus with an idiot.

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I was at a table with my wife drinking Manhattans until the end of the ATM/Florida game at that bar in the Anatole. Ships passing in the night, sir. 

That’s a booze and hotel upscale brag, AND you quoted Barry Manilow. Straight up boss…

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