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My favorite recent fan shot was the husky Asian fella wearing an orange hard hat with his arms crossed in the middle of the aggy student section.

 

Close enough. 

Welcome back, Chris Farley.

11 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

He’s been all over the tv broadcasts so far this season. 

Yeah, I've seen him do the truffle shuffle on more than one game.  Maybe he's the cameraman's kid?

His name is Preston. He's from Frisco.

Dude has been the most entertaining part of most of our home games this year. Give that kid some NIL.

10 hours ago, F250 said:

That is Derka's illegitimate son. 

 

 

Not his kid.  He was eating pizza that one time. 

Whoever he is, I hope his cardiologist is at the top of his favorites list on his phone.

13 hours ago, wood said:

The reincarnation of Chris Farley.

Surely lives in a van down by the river ...

This, lol! Chris Farley immediately came to mind when I saw that.

This guy has great energy and he’s been on multiple broadcasts throughout the season. But I would like to see less fatties and more hotties on my screen as representatives of our fanbase, but that’s just a personal opinion. 

13 minutes ago, MrBig said:

...that’s just a personal opinion. 

But not an unpopular one.

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Have you not been to a home game yet? He gets more screen time than the chaps or cheer squads. It's gotten a little disturbing to be honest 

The hot Asian Longhorn girl saying “what the fuck was that?” gif would be my response to this comment if I could find it anywhere. 

2 hours ago, CS88 said:

His name is Preston. He's from Frisco.

Preston. I like that guy. PRESSSSTONE!

14 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

He’s been all over the tv broadcasts so far this season. 

fuckin plant

2 hours ago, CS88 said:

His name is Preston. He's from Frisco.

Welcome to surly Preston. Eff Frisco (Plano dad here). 

This year's version of the guy who wears the orange and white overalls, the fake chain, the brown hat with toy bevo.  

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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Have you not been to a home game yet? He gets more screen time than the chaps or cheer squads. It's gotten a little disturbing to be honest 

Not yet I’m not driving down for those games we’ve played but I will be there for aggy. The older I get and I live in Dallas I go to the main event and maybe 1 more and a playoff game.  I didn’t know he was already famous l

5 hours ago, MrBig said:

This guy has great energy and he’s been on multiple broadcasts throughout the season. But I would like to see less fatties and more hotties on my screen as representatives of our fanbase, but that’s just a personal opinion. 

I’m sorry. 
 

I thought this was fat America. 

7 hours ago, CS88 said:

His name is Preston. He's from Frisco.

he got the body of a Preston

Preston Lacy

 

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Have you not been to a home game yet? He gets more screen time than the chaps or cheer squads. It's gotten a little disturbing to be honest 

there was audible gasp at DRK earlier this year when he ripped his tshirt off exposing his double Ds. 

I'm telling y'all, there was a student (I assume) wearing a Longhorns t-shirt at the UGA/AUB game. It was clear as day. I have no idea why he was wearing one, but I also don't care. It was dope af. 

I posted about Preston in the other thread. He made the Jumbotron every game we went to last year as well.

9 hours ago, CS88 said:

His name is Preston. He's from Frisco.

Is it pronounced Preston or Prestone?

1 hour ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Using his 15 minutes…emoji1598.png
 

Not everyone is cut out for social media. 

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