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#452
On 11/4/2025 at 5:18 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said:
Injury Update: The New Orleans Pelicans today announced that Zion Williamson has been diagnosed with a grade 1 left hamstring strain. He will be re-evaluated in 7-10 days and further updates will be appropriately provided.

I don't even have a snarky comment to make about this.

 

On 11/4/2025 at 5:25 PM, ztejas said:

This is very topical because I'm listening to Lowe completely destroy their season so far. 

 

On 11/4/2025 at 6:32 PM, d2o said:

So it begins

 

 

On 11/4/2025 at 7:26 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

probably will start winning some games now.

 

23 hours ago, Kermit said:

New Orleans Pelicans fans don’t deserve this…if they still exist.

 

9 hours ago, Crockett said:

Has any NBA player made so much from contributing so little?

 

8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


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https://www.sports-reference.com/stathead/basketball/vs/ben-simmons-vs-zion-williamson

 

If Zion could ever stay in shape & healthy………

#453

Josh Giddey putting up all around numbers this year better than what Ben Simmons ever did and people tripped over themselves to give him money.

#454
13 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Josh Giddey putting up all around numbers this year better than what Ben Simmons ever did and people tripped over themselves to give him money.

Simmons was an elite defender. 

#456

Luca on the lakers just looks weird. 
 

who was responsible for that. They better have gotten like three lottery picks minimum 

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#457

Jokic had a triple double with 6:25 left in the third. He has as many triple doubles this season as the rest of the NBA (5).

Insane.

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#458

these announcers are high, wemby lowered his shoulder into vanderbilt and initiated the contact.

#459
31 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Jokic had a triple double with 6:25 left in the third. He has as many triple doubles this season as the rest of the NBA (5).

Insane.

That's like the opposite of insane. That's the least surprising thing you could tell any of us. 

#460

Hopefully with games on all these different networks now it will force ESPN to step up their dogshit halftime desk. 

I don't get it, eiheir, because their WNBA desks are fucking great. 

#461

Some poorly run, boring ass team needs to give up everything they have for Zion and Ja and create some of the most empty calorie--but entertaining--highlights ever.

#462
Alex Sarr tonight:31 PTS8 REB12-20 FG4-5 3pt (!)3 BLKSarr became the third-fastest player to reach 1,000 PTS, 100 3PM and 100 BLK (Behind Wembanyama and Holmgren)

 

#465
Some poorly run, boring ass team needs to give up everything they have for Zion and Ja and create some of the most empty calorie--but entertaining--highlights ever.
Dubs should do it
#468

listening to legler and rj justify every single terrible call isn’t helping either.

#469

this game got good. hopefully the two main attractions are able to finish it out.

#470

61 fouls and 76 ft’s in this game (so far).

luka and wemby going back and forth, awesome.

#477
11 hours ago, ztejas said:

That's like the opposite of insane. That's the least surprising thing you could tell any of us. 

Haha you’re right, Jokic is the 🐐 at Center, regardless what bitter and blabbing MPJ says.

I will say the Denver media does a great job being very friendly to Jokic. At the game on Monday, he was stretching during the national anthem and walked to the bench before it finished. Other players in other markets would get killed for that.

#478
The craziest part about this is that there’s a guy averaging 31/5/9 from this class who didn’t make the graphic https://t.co/xAKblDgTjI

 

#479
54 minutes ago, Derka said:
The craziest part about this is that there’s a guy averaging 31/5/9 from this class who didn’t make the graphic https://t.co/xAKblDgTjI

 

Not sure how he could even be considered the best let alone "not even close" when there are multiple guys that have won all league awards and led their teams to the playoffs.   Something Barnes has not done

#480

Barnes isn't even top 3. Mobley, Cade and Sengun are all easily better players than him. 

#481
5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Barnes isn't even top 3. Mobley, Cade and Sengun are all easily better players than him. 

If you count Reaves who went undrafted that yr he might not be first team from that draft.    Giddey is playing better than him right now too.

#482
10 minutes ago, d2o said:

If you count Reaves who went undrafted that yr he might not be first team from that draft.    Giddey is playing better than him right now too.

Barnes has been the same player since he was a rookie. He's basically an elite gadget-guy. Poor man's J Will.  If he's your best player your team is trash. If he's your 2nd best player you're a first-round exit at best.

So no he's not the best player from his fucking draft class 😂

Maybe that was rage-bait though. 

#483

This Clippers team is such a satisfying dumpster-fire in development. They're getting their asses kicked in Phoenix right now (who quietly has kind of a fun little squad).

#485
4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Barnes has been the same player since he was a rookie. He's basically an elite gadget-guy. Poor man's J Will.  If he's your best player your team is trash. If he's your 2nd best player you're a first-round exit at best.

So no he's not the best player from his fucking draft class 😂

Maybe that was rage-bait though. 

I think it was a Raptors homer trying to make their fans feel better about his contract.  

#487

the last clip featuring the lakers is all kinds of sexy.

17K likes, 102 comments - jordandyernba on November 1, 2025: "What was your favorite play? #nikolajokic #losangeleslakers #bostonceltics #miamiheat #nbahighlights".

 

#488
14 hours ago, ztejas said:

This Clippers team is such a satisfying dumpster-fire in development. They're getting their asses kicked in Phoenix right now (who quietly has kind of a fun little squad).

hate the roster. bunch of olds, got older with CP3 and lopez. Harden and Kawhi are now old by NBA standards. They suck now, and theyll suck and likely be down about 3-4 players for injuries. 

 

Kawhis better off just faking the injury and collect no show money from here on out. Got his rings in SA and Toronto. ride off into the sunset 

#489

Can we just fast-forward to the West playoffs? Way too early, obviously, but a possible final four of OKC, Houston, Denver, and LAL with Wemby and Ant more than capable of playing spoiler? That doesn't suck.

#490
3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Kawhis better off just faking the injury and collect no show money from here on out. Got his rings in SA and Toronto. ride off into the sunset 

Assuming the Ballmer stuff just stays a funny side story because the NBA is too weak to make Ballmer and Kawhi persona non grata...

...Kawhi's still a lock for the Hall, right? 2 Finals MVPs, 2 DPoY, 6x All-NBA, easily a Top 5 player for a few years there. But mercurial and complicated as fuck. Gotta be, but hard to imagine that it would even be a conversation when he was 27.

#494
11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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Yea I think we can declare a trade winner now


Ant with 29 in the 1H. 2nd game back from injury

Love it. Wear the white Ant jersey all the time. He's on my fantasy team, too. 

#495
30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Love it. Wear the white Ant jersey all the time. He's on my fantasy team, too. 

he looked like his old self right away. think he had 8 pts in the first 3 min, 2 3s and a middie. whole team looked locked in after getting embarrassed in NY 

i cant handle stan van gundy. and of course hes on amazon prime. fuck 

#499

there arent many of us  here who are "non texas team based" fans...but man the Spurs, Rockets & Maverick threads are an absolute trip. 

 

SA wins the lottery of the century and fast forward the rebuild 5 years. after doing it another time 30 years ago, and another time. Probably as ran as solid as you can in professional sports. 

 

Houston-a few down years and now veteran led. Theres hope but they probably need to get a ball handler as much as they like Okogie in the lineup.

 

Dallas- the entire direction of a franchise/city changed one random cold early february night, a complete nuke from within nobody in their wildest dreams could ever imagine happening. Nico could die in a hang gliding accident tonight and in 2036 they would rightfully be asking for him to be fired.  theres no coming back from that. dont blame them. 

AD sucks, Kyries injured and old, and flaggs young. Plus you have to watch career loser DLo. that would be tough. 

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#500
13 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

there arent many of us  here who are "non texas team based" fans...but man the Spurs, Rockets & Maverick threads are an absolute trip. 

 

SA wins the lottery of the century and fast forward the rebuild 5 years. after doing it another time 30 years ago, and another time. Probably as ran as solid as you can in professional sports. 

 

Houston-a few down years and now veteran led. Theres hope but they probably need to get a ball handler as much as they like Okogie in the lineup.

 

Dallas- the entire direction of a franchise/city changed one random cold early february night, a complete nuke from within nobody in their wildest dreams could ever imagine happening. Nico could die in a hang gliding accident tonight and in 2036 they would rightfully be asking for him to be fired.  theres no coming back from that. dont blame them. 

AD sucks, Kyries injured and old, and flaggs young. Plus you have to watch career loser DLo. that would be tough. 

No way dude. Texas is better than Minnesota?

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