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5 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Step away from the computer..... WTF.  Guys, time to open your safe rooms or bunkers.  Something is going down.  Kerm, I know CP3 was okay for the Spurs, but remember how much you loathe him?

 

Who?  in..... who the fuck cares what some rando thinks.

Latest Spurs rumors.  This tracks...... Miami may be the choice for ole Giannis.  The West may be more than he can bare....

 

Just not happy with myself. He’s the most likable player on their roster though. The Clippers are ass mucus.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This Rockets team is fucking disgusting.

@Aqua Buddha they may be your obstacle to repeat. 

OKC already beat them without Jalen Williams.  Who does Little Reed Shephard guard?

My guess is Houston and Denver will be the 2 and 3 seeds.  Winner of that plays OKC.  If fully healthy, I'd bet on Denver because Jokic is a fucking load.

I am here to say that I hate all these different home court designs. Maybe once or twice a season, go ahead and change it up. Otherwise, it's way too fucking hard to keep track of. I'm at a sports bar and I glance at the screens on the other side of the room, I should easily be able to tell where the game is being played instead of asking myself what the fuck all these godforsaken logos and slogans are.

Dallas at OKC.  AD getting fucking abused by Chet and Jaylin Williams.

17 minutes so far

0 points

4 RB's

-17

Jeez.

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Dallas at OKC.  AD getting fucking abused by Chet and Jaylin Williams.
17 minutes so far
0 points
4 RB's
-17
Jeez.

He bounced back with 2 points
10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

OKC already beat them without Jalen Williams.  Who does Little Reed Shephard guard?

My guess is Houston and Denver will be the 2 and 3 seeds.  Winner of that plays OKC.  If fully healthy, I'd bet on Denver because Jokic is a fucking load.

I hope the Wolves stay in the 6th seed opposite of OKC. Denver ending up 4th would be ideal  with LA and HOU in the 2/3, like last year. homecourt in a series isnt the end all to me.

OKC/Min/Denver in the 1/4/5 would suck

i bought league pass last night for a month by month so i watched Denver/ATL. denver went absolute nuclear from 3 in the 2H. atlanta had a 22 pt lead and that evaporated. NAW had a chance to tie the game with a 3 but went for the game losing lay up instead so atlanta lost by 1. lol 

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73-9 (.890) is at risk.
OKC is 22-1 so to tie they "just" need to go 51-8 (.8644) the rest of the way.

Impressive. They’ve had the easiest SOS in the league so far

https://www.espn.com/nba/stats/rpi/_/sort/SOS

But you can only play the team in front of you. OKC/den/min have had the 3 easiest schedule this far lol. Seems like We’ve only played Utah, and Sacramento and Portland 40X lol

Tough to chase 74 wins in the quest for back-to-back - are they gonna care that much in February when they have the one seed sewn up?

13 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

My guess is Houston and Denver will be the 2 and 3 seeds.  Winner of that plays OKC.  If fully healthy, I'd bet on Denver because Jokic is a fucking load.

They would beat Denver in the playoffs. Look,  for me the Thunder represents the absurd, tragic culmination of everything that’s gone wrong with the NBA and NBA fans. 

BUT

This OKC team is one of the three or four best NBA teams of my life. It’s in the same category as the 96 bulls, the 87 Lakers and the 86 Celtics. They are a clear title  favorite at this point and 67 regular season wins seems like a gimme, unless two or more starters miss significant time.

 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

They would beat Denver in the playoffs.

I should add- Denver and the Lakers have a chance to beat the Thunder in the playoffs because the Thunder’s superpower is their ability to seal passing lanes and Jokic and Luka are the only guys good enough to neutralize that advantage. But neither team is deep enough or have good enough third and fourth options in my opinion.

On 12/6/2025 at 9:17 AM, MrX said:

Tough to chase 74 wins in the quest for back-to-back - are they gonna care that much in February when they have the one seed sewn up?

By that time, 3/4 of the league will be actively tanking so yes.

Also, OKC will have the easiest schedule in the league because they don't play the best team (themselves).

32 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

By that time, 3/4 of the league will be actively tanking so yes.

Also, OKC will have the easiest schedule in the league because they don't play the best team (themselves).

16 games (league high) vs under 500 teams, 3 out of 23 games vs current play off teams(hou, LAL, MIN) helps 

 

also dont play denver till february is a joke 

 

41 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Also, OKC will have the easiest schedule in the league because they don't play the best team (themselves).

That isn't how that works. 

On 12/6/2025 at 7:17 AM, MrX said:

Tough to chase 74 wins in the quest for back-to-back - are they gonna care that much in February when they have the one seed sewn up?

They're young, already have a championship, and would relish the chance to be a historic team. Just like the 15-16 Warriors (I guess you could argue there's a lesson to be learned there, but Golden State chasing 73 wasn't why Steph slipped on someone's sweat pool in Round 1).

Even if they wanted to take their foot off the gas, what does that mean to a bunch of 23 year olds? Their 80% effort game still beats all but a couple of teams.

I'm surprised that he could complete an overhead throw with those T-Rex arms.

25 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

lmfao

 

ive never liked bane but that was awesome 

It's hard to trust anyone that willingly attended TCU.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

lmfao

 

ive never liked bane but that was awesome 

Anunoby just looks confused. 

54 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Don’t play your MVP. No problem, win by 40.

Didn't play Dort or Caruso either and were 40 45-20 after 1Q.  Jeez.

26 minutes ago, Derka said:

lol bro:

 

What in the absolute fuck. That has to be AI. 

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

What in the absolute fuck. That has to be AI. 

That was my first thought too, That's AI, right?

Celtics are 10-2 since Walsh was moved into the starting lineup (5-7 prior).  He's shooting 62% overall and 45% from 3.  But more than anything, it's the defense:

 

Best comment… 

Two more steps and he's at his momma's house

19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Crazy part is all of these accounts adamantly telling people that this is a legal move.   If this is legal then lets just do away with dribbling altogether.   

On 12/7/2025 at 1:53 PM, Derka said:

 

This lip reading of all the interactions and the foul call is perfect:

 

 

Wow, this Lakers team looks like garbage tonight. How are they 17-6?  Getting taken to the woodshed by the Spurs bench tonight. 

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

 

 

Bam is living the dream...

13 hours ago, ztejas said:

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The best part was Ted Cruz Jr took a cheap shot at Chet.  (Ejected.). For about a second, he thought he wanted some of Lu Dort and Jalen Williams.  He thought better of that, went to the bench and then tried to go back on the court while being held back.

They should have let him fight Dort.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The best part was Ted Cruz Jr took a cheap shot at Chet.  (Ejected.). For about a second, he thought he wanted some of Lu Dort and Jalen Williams.  He thought better of that, went to the bench and then tried to go back on the court while being held back.

They should have let him fight Dort.

It would have resulted in a flop off of soccer proportions.

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