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32 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Nah it's going great in Memphis.

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5 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Morant
2029 1st round swap with ORL

For

Herro
Larsen (salary filler)

It’s about the only trade that makes a little sense

Herro is an all-star. You'd have to be fucking high to trade him for Ja. 

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Miami runs the same offense that Ja absolutely hated and campaigned against last season. The motion sets that eschew pick and roll. 

I gotta say, Memphis loudly anointing themselves as the next dynasty a few years back, then sucking shit through a straw ever since, has been incredibly satisfying personally.

21 hours ago, Blotto said:

Josh Giddy is quietly putting up some numbers this season for the bulls. went for 32/10/9 tonight to bring up his season averages up to 22/8.8/8. Its early still, but thats a big jump. Bulls at 5-0 after beating the knicks tonight. 

It's the one straight up trade that worked out well for everyone.  I always thought he could put up numbers like that on a different team.  He has some shortcomings on defense but his all around offense is great.  Those are numbers that Ben Simmons was putting up and everyone fawned all over him, BTW.

59 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

At age 26, Ja is likely already halfway through his career.  Maybe two-thirds.

 

KOC dropping nukes God damn. 

It's crazy how much of a flameout Ja has turned into. 

That shit a couple years ago where they were better when he didn't play made me raise an eyebrow. 

The guy is a headcase. I watched the Amazon post game show last night with Blake Griffin, Dirk and Udonas Haslem (which is fantastic btw) and they were all calling him out for his lack of effort.

What a waste of talent. He’s absolutely one of the most exciting and dynamic players of the last decade or so, but nothing between the ears. 

11 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I watched the Amazon post game show last night with Blake Griffin, Dirk and Udonas Haslem (which is fantastic btw)

Oh my god. I had no idea this was a thing. Can they call every game ever?

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That’s about as bad a 6 game stretch as you can get

Tonight

2-11
1-5

It has to be close to the worst shooting stretch in nba history
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Oh my god. I had no idea this was a thing. Can they call every game ever?

Gotta get Prime.  Those 3 are great and Taylor Rooks is one of the hottest women on the planet.

im officially giving my worst contract in the league from Paul George  to Lamelo Ball after last night

 

Charlotte aint doing shit with that clown at the helm. last night 8-19, 18 pts, -8 +/-. and about 6-7 shots that were absolutely horrible- one footed 3s, turn to dribble outside of the arc & cast it, runners from 18 feet away. the guy also looks like an idiot. 

Charlotte owes them 168M over the next 4. i dont see anyway they get better so long as he's playing. Luckily for them he'll hurt his ankle soon and miss the 60% of the season.

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I assume this will be Willie Green’s last game

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

I assume this will be Willie Green’s last game

Easily the worst team I've seen all season.  OKC had 3 starters out and won by 31.

For a brief window a few years ago, they had a lot of upside.  Good, solid roster with a lot of draft picks out in the future.  Of course they fucked it up.  They'll always be garbage.  They should trade Zion and get assets but not sure who takes him. 

nobody.

 

And they owe next years unprotected pick to Atlanta because Derick Queen is a franchise cornerstone.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

nobody.

 

And they owe next years unprotected pick to Atlanta because Derick Queen is a franchise cornerstone.

What an awful, awful franchise. The NBA needs to take over again.

11 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

im officially giving my worst contract in the league from Paul George  to Lamelo Ball after last night

 

Charlotte aint doing shit with that clown at the helm. last night 8-19, 18 pts, -8 +/-. and about 6-7 shots that were absolutely horrible- one footed 3s, turn to dribble outside of the arc & cast it, runners from 18 feet away. the guy also looks like an idiot. 

Charlotte owes them 168M over the next 4. i dont see anyway they get better so long as he's playing. Luckily for them he'll hurt his ankle soon and miss the 60% of the season.

He's always been a fucking clown.   Never had to listen to any kind of coaching.   He's just out there playing pickup basketball.

He's always been a fucking clown.   Never had to listen to any kind of coaching.   He's just out there playing pickup basketball.

Melo sat today, Charlotte beats Utah by 23
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On 11/1/2025 at 9:23 PM, ztejas said:

Herro is an all-star. You'd have to be fucking high to trade him for Ja. 

The only 3 teams I could see taking him are the Heat, Raptors or Kings

Morant for Quickly straight up works for salary.

He has no place to go imo. Maybe if it’s his first fuck up. Maybe if his contract wasn’t so prohibitive with this apron shit. Maybe if it wasn’t his first entanglement with authority at his job. Maybe if he was contrite. Maybe if his athleticism wasn’t in the decline and his skill level didn’t rely so heavily on being faster and jumping higher than everyone else. Westbrook proved that every contact is tradable, but that dude is a great teammate compared to Ja. 

They'd have to give picks away and take a bad contract back. 

There are plenty of bad orgs out there.     Every "untradeable" contract in recent memory was traded.   CP3, Dame, Russ, etc.    If they decide to trade him they will get it done and will be the team getting picks.  Book it.

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Nuggets gotta get things sorted. I'll take the win but it wasn't pretty.
Russ had a nice revenge game. 
He did. Thankfully not quite good enough.
1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Nuggets gotta get things sorted. I'll take the win but it wasn't pretty.

Agreed. Didn’t like them losing the 4th quarter. To my eye it seemed Watson was trying too hard to have himself a game on his contract year and we were lazy on boards.

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Russ had a nice revenge game. 

Like the Pelicans last week for DJ, they had a moment for Russ which I thought was dope. I thought about wearing my Russ Nuggs jersey, many actually did. Got pretty loud for him, but not as loud as DJ.

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6 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't even have a snarky comment to make about this.

This is very topical because I'm listening to Lowe completely destroy their season so far. 

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't even have a snarky comment to make about this.

So it begins

 

New Orleans Pelicans fans don’t deserve this…if they still exist.

22 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

i'll just say it. I hate tribute videos. I wish they never existed. 

They mean absolutely nothing these days.    The Bucks did one for Mamukelashvili the other day

17 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't even have a snarky comment to make about this.

Has any NBA player made so much from contributing so little?

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