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from my assigned workstation in Nashville,

FIGHT!!!!

Edited by Earl Haffler

From The Limestone Capitol

TEXAS LONGHORNS MASCOT TOTEM – JR'S SPORTS

 

Edited by RPM

From my kitchen chalkboard where I’m ready for our Horns to feast on Kentucky Fried Wildcat

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FIGHT!

10 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

But seriously. The SEC, too. They put us at 6pm. We have to compete against Ole Miss/UGA and Bama/Tenn. God damnit! 

Who gives a shit? I'm just glad it's not an 11 am kick.

May be an image of 3 people, crowd and text that says 'FIGHT S TEXIS 1'

4 hours ago, mdleast said:

From my kitchen chalkboard where I’m ready for our Horns to feast on Kentucky Fried Wildcat

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FIGHT!

Negged & reported for lack of penis tongue on Wildcat. 
 

16 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

But seriously. The SEC, too. They put us at 6pm. We have to compete against Ole Miss/UGA and Bama/Tenn. God damnit! 

OMG… The horror! 

Headed back to Louisville after a day on the Bourbon Trail

 

FIGHT!!!!!

From Louisville at a whiskey distillery helping my uncle load an order. Grandma’s funeral went well in east Texas this morning. RIP grandma! This ass kicking Kentucky has coming is for you!
 

TEXAS! 

from the living room couch, currently marked safe from molestation

FIGHT! 

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Let me just say for one day and one day only I hate every one of you motherfuckers. GBB! 

From unseasonably warm Detroit 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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44 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Let me just say for one day and one day only I hate every one of you motherfuckers. GBB! 

Underdog ?

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49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Let me just say for one day and one day only I hate every one of you motherfuckers. GBB! 

Kentucky has a football team?  huh

3 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

@Underdog imagine having a Stoops as a HC. Oh, wait...

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Stoops has done good things at UK but has greatly benefited from an embarrassingly weak NC schedule and a plethora of added bowl games.  It’s been time for him to go the last few season. 
 

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Kentucky has a football team?  huh

Allegedly 

15 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Underdog is a Kentucky fan? 

Was thinking the same thing.  He seems reasonably intelligent, and like a person who has all of his teeth.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Let me just say for one day and one day only I hate every one of you motherfuckers. GBB! 

Kentucky fan?  Holy shit I had no idea you fuck your sister and aunts.  Good luck today hill Billy. 

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

He seems reasonably intelligent, and like a person who has all of his teeth.

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13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Kentucky fan?  Holy shit I had no idea you fuck your sister and aunts.  Good luck today hill Billy. 

family reunions were the best of times, and the worst of times. 

Country ham and red eye gravy sucks Underdog. 

49 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

Underdog is a Kentucky fan? How did we allow this to happen?

Right? As if being a Kentuckian wasn’t punishment enough, it had to make me bleed blue as well. 

Overlooking beautiful Austin at COTA where there's real racing today, not that moonshine-fueled, animal abusin' Kentucky inbred crap

TEXAS!

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From Bardstown, KY about to head to Lexington - with a quick stop at Woodford Reserve.

\m/ F I G H T !!! \m/

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Let me just say for one day and one day only I hate every one of you motherfuckers. GBB! 

You throw like a girl!!!!

 

TEXAS!!!

Edited by pacman

19 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

But seriously. The SEC, too. They put us at 6pm. We have to compete against Ole Miss/UGA and Bama/Tenn. God damnit! 

That’s their problem…..nobody will be watching them!

From the almost neighboring state of North Carolina, go get your shinejug, wva lite.

 

FIGHT!!!

29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Maybe give it another shot other than at Cracker Barrel. 

Who the fuck else would serve that shit?

Home in the ATX but Jet lagged like a mother fucker … 

 

TEXAS!!!!

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34 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Right? As if being a Kentuckian wasn’t punishment enough, it had to make me bleed blue as well. 

A man of constant sorrow

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who the fuck else would serve that shit?

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ftr, I’m not a huge REG fan but do love some country ham. 

From the line at InterStellar Barbecue.

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Fight!

Edited by Jerry Callo

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Let me just say for one day and one day only I hate every one of you motherfuckers. GBB! 

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Sitting in San Marcos getting ready for a wedding (who the fuck gets married during football season??? An Aggy). Supposed to be up there with @BurntEyes but such is life! 

 

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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