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#13101

Trumpsters should definitely change their W-4 to pay as little tax as possible. With all of that extra money, they should quickly spend it to prevent the govt from confiscating it later. How do we spread this tax avoidance strategy to more people?

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#13103

Well, let's talk about it.  We're all thinking about it.  We have the acumen on here, technological prowess, and fucked up iron will.  

Let's start the grift.  With all that extra money they're saving, they can surely spare 10-20% (just the savings portion, not the gross) of it going to us in order to help President Trump.  We need the verbiage, the website, the account, etc.  But they'll start sending their money in as soon as they correct their paperwork.  we'll have $10mm by Independence Day.  

#13106
17 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The parents of those three cousins were all related before they married.

Wait, what?  Can confirm that for all of my cousins, one of their parents were related to one of my parents both before and after they got married. 

#13109

what is a Christian Diet Guru?  

#13111
4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Apparently, a synonym for Final Boss Karen:

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I had an off-brand comic book when I was maybe 8 where the hero was recruited by a beautiful Ancient Egyptian Queen and her fellow transplanted Ancient Egyptians. At the end of the story, the enchantment was broken, and they all aged about 2000 years in one page. It really affected me. I don't know why I just thought of that old comic book.

#13112

That Remnant church of her is pre-Council of Nicaea heretical.

In a good, strong monarchy with a tasteful and decent king who has some knowledge of theology and geometry and to cultivate a Rich Inner Life, a king not unlike myself, a smiting such as she endured would be deemed good fortune, for I would have her lashed until she dropped (or confessed and repented of her heresy) and then banished to a vortex of despair still more dismal than even Brentwood.

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#13113
15 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Apparently, a synonym for Final Boss Karen:

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Scared Dick Miller GIF by filmeditor

 

Jesus, is that postmortem?

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#13114
37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

what is a Christian Diet Guru?  

Someone who allows you to eat all the body and drink all the blood of Christ you can handle. Here's her advertising the new diet blood of Christ with Sprite. The 7 and 7 of Trumpers. 

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#13115

So... How do we talk the rest of MAGA Nation into taking faulty private planes on ill-fated junkets?

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#13116
14 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Someone who allows you to eat all the body and drink all the blood of Christ you can handle. Here's her advertising the new diet blood of Christ with Sprite. The 7 and 7 of Trumpers. 

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Nick Rose's grandma looks good for her age.  

#13117

I didn't realize I was making fun of the dead plane-crash lady. I mean, I am vicious and mean-spirited, but I like to think I'm not full-on soulless libtard... yet.

#13120
1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Apparently, a synonym for Final Boss Karen:

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The Pilot's last words were, "There's something Over Hair."

Co-Pilot, "Over where?, over there???" 

Pilot, "No, over hair!"  

 

#13121
11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I didn't realize I was making fun of the dead plane-crash lady. I mean, I am vicious and mean-spirited, but I like to think I'm not full-on soulless libtard... yet.

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#13122
36 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I didn't realize I was making fun of the dead plane-crash lady. I mean, I am vicious and mean-spirited, but I like to think I'm not full-on soulless libtard... yet.

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#13123
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Thoughts and prayers.
 

The lord works in mysterious and obvious ways 

#13124
2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Thoughts and prayers.
 

As I read this, the "bad part" is that one of the SPONSORS died in the crash.  In other words, the gravy train is over.  

#13125
2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

What's the deal with the last-second venue change on the invite? Jupiter expelled them?

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#13128
2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Apparently, a synonym for Final Boss Karen:

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she fits right in with the MAGA cast...

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correction: she DID fit

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#13130
On 5/28/2021 at 3:13 PM, Pancho said:

If you’ve started drinking early this weekend, then it might make it easier to do what you need to do:

 

She sells stetsons at her store...

 

She fucked around found out.

#13140
9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dumbfuck anti vax preacher in hospital w the hoax China virus about to find out

Shouldn’t he be at home confidently waiting for the prayers to kick in?  What’s he doing at a hospital being cared for by medical professionals?  They have to know that the only credit he will give will be to god and those that prayed for him. 

#13141
18 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Dumbfuck anti vax preacher in hospital w the hoax China virus about to find out

It’s Gods will. 

#13143

There isn't anything that could convince Wiles to be vaccinated because he reiterated that he is determined to "survive a global genocide." An estimated 600 million people in the world have received at least one dose of a vaccine, according to a Brown University tracker, and Wiles said one positive of the vaccination campaign is that "a lot of stupid people will be killed off."

"I'm saying stupid because they aren't using their God-given brain to make a decision for their own good," Wiles said. "So if the vaccine wipes out a lot of stupid people, well, we'll have a better world."

 

whoops. 

https://www.newsweek.com/pastor-rick-wiles-believes-covid-vaccinations-are-global-mass-murder-perpetrated-satan-1588336

 

#13145
2 hours ago, PsychMike said:

 

Minimar?

 

the entire room, bullet to the head 

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#13146
8 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

There isn't anything that could convince Wiles to be vaccinated because he reiterated that he is determined to "survive a global genocide." An estimated 600 million people in the world have received at least one dose of a vaccine, according to a Brown University tracker, and Wiles said one positive of the vaccination campaign is that "a lot of stupid people will be killed off."

"I'm saying stupid because they aren't using their God-given brain to make a decision for their own good," Wiles said. "So if the vaccine wipes out a lot of stupid people, well, we'll have a better world."

 

whoops. 

https://www.newsweek.com/pastor-rick-wiles-believes-covid-vaccinations-are-global-mass-murder-perpetrated-satan-1588336

 

Many stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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18 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Someone who allows you to eat all the body and drink all the blood of Christ you can handle. Here's her advertising the new diet blood of Christ with Sprite. The 7 and 7 of Trumpers. 

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