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#13651
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously.  When he eventually snaps and shoots up a taqueria or somesuch, and the press interviews his neighbors, every interview will be "oh, yeah.  We knew that was going to happen, it was just a matter of when.  He talked about it all the time."

 

I bet he takes his dates to Bert’s.

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#13652
25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah it’s liberalism that’s a mental disorder. 

Is this the OG "every accusation is a confession"?

#13653
17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It doesn't get more Alpha than the need to graffiti your truck to tell commuters that you are Alpha. 

There's a similar truck that is parked outside of a church in Hyde Park every morning.  I think he must be the night watchman or something.  Waiting to hear that he snaps and shoots up the church.

#13655
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Today's GOP base.

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If you asked me to sum up what a hyper-sensitive snowflake who needs a safe space is, using only one photo, that photo would be it.  It encapsulates the snowflake mentality.

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“PROUD WHITE CHRISTIAN MAN” getting top billing was an excellent choice in the collage of trash. 

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#13657
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Today's GOP base.

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I will give this guy an A+ on good use of space. He very easily could have done a poor job of centering or spacing but great job in utilizing the back of his truck. The tailgate has consistent font usage as well. Must be a custom job.

#13663
Today's GOP base.
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I love the Trumpublican contradiction of " love it or leave it" (which implies one should love our country completely as it is without complaint or leave) with "take America back" (implying America is all fucked up and needs restoring.
Wut?
#13665
25 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I love the Trumpublican contradiction of " love it or leave it" (which implies one should love our country completely as it is without complaint or leave) with "take America back" (implying America is all fucked up and needs restoring.
Wut?

I also like "Suck on it, snowflake" juxtaposed with a snowflake sucker.

Well, which is it, young feller?

#13666
4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I also like "Suck on it, snowflake" juxtaposed with a snowflake sucker.

Well, which is it, young feller?

no way the person who owns that truck is under 50

#13668
35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I also like "Suck on it, snowflake" juxtaposed with a snowflake sucker.

Well, which is it, young feller?

Hey, you need to back the blue.

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Except when that officer is guarding the Capitol.

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#13670
12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hey, you need to back the blue.

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Except when that officer is guarding the Capitol.

I’d watch him do it 🤷🏽‍♂️

#13672
21 minutes ago, Satchel said:

So he was too much of a pussy to start shit on January 6th, when Donald Trump was begging his followers to do something, and before that Chinese puppet Joe Biden was sworn in?

Edit: Because "patriots" like him did nothing, Trump had to leave office and Biden was sworn in.

/s

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#13674
On 6/28/2021 at 3:00 PM, Captainant said:

would be a good sock handle for icono next time he rolls around

Was icono the guy that would post obviously meth-addled/manic/schizophrenic nonsense, who was sent to purgatory where he continued the same?

#13680
I’d watch him do it [emoji2375]
I love this. Glad dudes will be dudes . See ladies, this fella can overlook politics too for chance to watch a beej from a rather deplorable dude on a cop- just as some here might enertain motorboating Ivanka. Personally I'd rather mess around with someone I actually like, but I'm old fashioned like that. Y'all carry on.
#13681
Was icono the guy that would post obviously meth-addled/manic/schizophrenic nonsense, who was sent to purgatory where he continued the same?
Yes. Also major Texans fan. I think he also loved Greg Davis. Super stable
#13683
2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Was icono the guy that would post obviously meth-addled/manic/schizophrenic nonsense, who was sent to purgatory where he continued the same?

I believe he is also the guy who admitted he sucked cock for cash.  Someone please correct me if I’m wrong about that.

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#13684
2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Was icono the guy that would post obviously meth-addled/manic/schizophrenic nonsense, who was sent to purgatory where he continued the same?

No, I think you're thinking of @Fuck you immamac

#13686
5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

where did these idiots get 'he won by 80%' from ?

The death cult tested engagement on Facebook with 60, 70, 75, 80 and 90 percent. 80 won. It had the highest truthiness 

#13688
38 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I think 80% is the number of white Southern males who voted on election day in red states. 

Probably the same percentage who refuse to get vaccinated. 

#13693
Here's the latest crisis drummed up.  Expect this to be broadcast in one shape or another over the coming weeks.  
 

 

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#13695

Cletus and Karen running 124.6 in the 100 meters would be kind of fun. 

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#13697
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Here's the latest crisis drummed up.  Expect this to be broadcast in one shape or another over the coming weeks.  
 

 

And only proud patriots should be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.  It’s a travesty that the Hall includes anti-American activists Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, who for years badmouthed the USA and assaulted American heroes like Bret Hart and the British Bulldogs. 

#13699
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

And only proud patriots should be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.  It’s a travesty that the Hall includes anti-American activists Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Sheik, who for years badmouthed the USA and assaulted American heroes like Bret Hart and the British Bulldogs. 

 

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#13700
On 7/2/2021 at 2:44 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is the only person in fatigues also the only one wearing a hard hat?

also, looks like he finally figured the correct tie length

Gotta dominate the battlespace. 

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