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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#17103
21 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Some of y’all really need to talk to counselors. 

- Local man who voted for this

 

22 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Just the best people - the best!

 

How many starfuckers were involved?

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

#17105
On 3/10/2022 at 1:13 PM, TexasEd said:

Russia will bring about the end times, still thinks Trump is real president.

 

 

There are always some Christians that have the arrogant belief that Jesus is coming back in their lifetime.  We are 80-100 generations removed from year 0 so why do people think they’re so special?

#17106
11 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There are always some Christians that have the arrogant belief that Jesus is coming back in their lifetime.  We are 80-100 generations removed from year 0 so why do people think they’re so special?

Because people feel the need to be feel special.  That's why this whole thing works.  The real miracle isn't that we're miracles, the real miracle is that we're so beyond random chance...there's actually no word for it.  If they want to meet their end-time...we have no shortage of bullets they can put into their own skulls.  It ain't a sin if it's to meet God, my children.  Eat a bullet for Jesus.  His arms are always open and we could sure as fuck do without you on this rock.  

#17107
19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There are always some Christians that have the arrogant belief that Jesus is coming back in their lifetime.  We are 80-100 generations removed from year 0 so why do people think they’re so special?

American exceptionalism.

#17109
15 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

wait....is the bill supposed to criminalize abortions as treatment for ectopic pregnancies, or does it criminalize the pregnancy itself. I'd like to think the latter isnt possible, but knowing the brain dead, anti-science makeup of the GQP, I cant be sure. If I heard one of these fucking loons attribute ectopic pregnancies to some sort of godly punishment because the woman didnt vote for Trump, it wouldnt even surprise me much.

booger. eating. morons. 

#17110
3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There are always some Christians that have the arrogant belief that Jesus is coming back in their lifetime.  We are 80-100 generations removed from year 0 so why do people think they’re so special?

Jesus himself preached that the end was near.

Matthew 16:27-28

27 “For the Son of Man is to come with his angels in the glory of his Father, and then he will repay everyone for what has been done. 28 Truly I tell you, there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”

If Jesus existed, and if he said those words, everyone who heard him say that tasted death almost 2,000 years ago. “The end is near” is sort of a foundational doctrine of Christianity. Just one more clue to why it’s all bullshit.

#17111
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jesus himself preached that the end was near.

Matthew 16:27-28

27 “For the Son of Man is to come with his angels in the glory of his Father, and then he will repay everyone for what has been done. 28 Truly I tell you, there are some standing here who will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.”

If Jesus existed, and if he said those words, everyone who heard him say that tasted death almost 2,000 years ago. “The end is near” is sort of a foundational doctrine of Christianity. Just one more clue to why it’s all bullshit.

Or someone wrote that sentence to convince believers what was happening next year.

#17114
On 3/10/2022 at 11:24 PM, Anastasis said:

Some of y’all really need to talk to counselors. 

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1 hour ago, GopherRock said:

Matthew's Gospel is also quite clear that not even Jesus knows when the end is. Only the Father. 

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#17121
On 3/10/2022 at 2:43 PM, Neonmoon said:

I wish it was the end of the world so those chucklefucks could finally see there isn’t a magical man behind the curtain, and they wasted their entire lives living in fear because of some dumb story some asshole made up a long time ago. 

It gives me sads that they won't ever get to discover this fact for themselves. 

#17122
17 hours ago, Blotto said:

wait....is the bill supposed to criminalize abortions as treatment for ectopic pregnancies, or does it criminalize the pregnancy itself. I'd like to think the latter isnt possible, but knowing the brain dead, anti-science makeup of the GQP, I cant be sure. If I heard one of these fucking loons attribute ectopic pregnancies to some sort of godly punishment because the woman didnt vote for Trump, it wouldnt even surprise me much.

booger. eating. morons. 


unwed pregnant women has to be the next step. Those hussies need to rot in a prison 

#17124

I was blissfully unaware of the existence of Kari Lake before I watched this GQP piece from 60 Minutes Australia. If you look up "dumb cunt" in the dictionary, the entry will be this interview (1:30 to 2:05; 11:00 to end). 

 

#17127

I think Hawley could take out both Guilfoyle and her Beau. But would relish a Kim/Donj battle.

 

Chip Roy to the NIT.

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#17128

Cawthorne vs Gaetz in the round of 64 is just a brutal draw in the opening round.  

#17129
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I think Hawley could take out both Guilfoyle and her Beau. But would relish a Kim/Donj battle.

 

Chip Roy to the NIT.

Only 4 "Texans" made the dance? East Coast media bias, IMO.

#17131
1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I am beginning to think that Idiocracy was a documentary.

 

 

So fun fact:  my wife did a med school rotation at the Dallas County jail psych ward and Walker would periodically check himself in for treatment for multiple personality disorder.  

#17132
7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I am beginning to think that Idiocracy was a documentary.

 

 

Domesticated dogs came from wolves - why are there still wolves?

Corn came from a grass - why is there still grass?

It's not that we're gutwrenchingly stupid.  It's that we've elevated that stupidity, put it on an altar, and feverishly worship it.  We are in a world of shit, and goddammit, I guess we deserve it.

#17135

If F-350's came from F-150's...why are there still F-150's?  Think about it.  

#17137
45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So fun fact:  my wife did a med school rotation at the Dallas County jail psych ward and Walker would periodically check himself in for treatment for multiple personality disorder.  

 Walker describes himself dealing with as many as a dozen personalities — or “alters” — that he had constructed as a defense against bullying he suffered as a stuttering, overweight child.

The book is framed as a turnaround story. He describes it as cathartic and casts himself as someone on the path to “integration” because of therapy and his Christian faith. 

A watershed moment, he writes, came in February 2001, when he drove around suburban Dallas, hunting for a man who he said was avoiding his calls after being days late delivering a car Walker had purchased.

“The logical side of me knew that what I was thinking of doing to this man — murdering him for messing up my schedule — wasn’t a viable alternative,” Walker wrote. “But another side of me was so angry that all I could think was how satisfying it would feel to step out of the car, pull out the gun, slip off the safety, and squeeze the trigger.”

Grossman has said she was long a victim of Walker’s impulses. When his book was released, she told ABC News that at one point during their marriage, her husband pointed a pistol at her head and said, “I’m going to blow your f’ing brains out.” She filed for divorce in 2001, citing “physically abusive and extremely threatening behavior.”

 

Killing a dude who is late with a delivery?  Seems pretty normal behavior.  Pointing a gun at your wife and telling her you are going to kill her? Perfectly normal.

#17141
10 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

A good rundown of dbags in one place. Including Lincoln Project if that’s your kink.

 

Fucking Josh Mandel, man. The tagline in his campaign ads is “Pro-GOD, Pro-GUN, Pro-TRUMP.”

#17142
6 hours ago, Red Five said:

"If that is true, why are there still apes?".

Because we shared a common ancestor. Next question, genius. 

Where are the Australopithecines, Herschel?

#17147

Guess what else, Herschel. We share a common ancestor with an onion. We share a common ancestor with every living thing. As far as we know and according to all available evidence. It’s really a fascinating subject that you obviously know nothing about. 

#17148
7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I am beginning to think that Idiocracy was a documentary.

 

 

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