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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

  • Jive Turkey
    Jive Turkey

    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.

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    Ghost of LL

    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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#20052
19 minutes ago, sidis said:

i am not entirely sure that i follow the point you're making here but i'm also not sure it is important that i do.  i'll bow out of this thread tangent at this point but i stand by my original sentiment...brisket is the type of non-superficial committed horndog that all of us should aspire to be.

This is absolutely true.  He'll bang anything that moves.  I saw him walk into a Waffle House a few months back...entire waitstaff froze in place.  Couldn't get hash browns for an hour.  Don't get me started on what he smothered and covered.

#20053
Just now, YGIFS said:

This is absolutely true.  He'll bang anything that moves.  I saw him walk into a Waffle House a few months back...entire waitstaff froze in place.  Couldn't get hash browns for an hour.  Don't get me started on what he smothered and covered.

So that's why they were out of apple pie...

#20055
2 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Any dude here who claims they wouldn't have sex with Elle King if she approached them is a fucking liar.

Nope, I have always had an extremely strict policy against sex with someone who outweighs me.  

#20056
...but mostly I'm just left wondering who the hell would procreate with Rob Schneider. 


Here’s the lady with low standards. Let’s be honest. We’d all gladly become Eskimo brothers with Rob.

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#20057
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I think what Brisket is saying....  Is they have a pulse and they are breathing.

"Two tits, a hole, and a heartbeat" were my best friend in grad school's standard.

 

#20058
2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I doubt he was trying to sell them. He knows that's a big boy crime with big boy real prison punishments. He's was too big of a pussy for that.

I lean towards it being an ego thing / potential blackmail or get out of a jam card.

what? of course he was trying to sell them. he probably did. and that's why people started dying or getting captured. it's not coincidence. and when thinking about dotard, the most base reason is probably the most likely when trying to predict his motivations

#20059
2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Here’s the lady with low standards. Let’s be honest. We’d all gladly become Eskimo brothers with Rob.

Nope.

#20060
2 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Any dude here who claims they wouldn't have sex with Elle King if she approached them is a fucking liar.

Would, and hopefully she's a power domme.

I don't know who that is, but you're correct.

#20061
3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what? of course he was trying to sell them. he probably did. and that's why people started dying or getting captured. it's not coincidence. and when thinking about dotard, the most base reason is probably the most likely when trying to predict his motivations

Dude was up to his ass in debt to shady Russians. He probably just invited them over and left the room for a minute to take a leak. 

#20062

Even my 60 yo pasty white middle age fat ass knew who Elle King is, even have Ex’s and Oh’s on iTunes.  As for the other thing?  Yeah...  No.  And I do have some questionable tastes. 

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#20063
4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Even my 60 yo pasty white middle age fat ass knew who Elle King is, even have Ex’s and Oh’s on iTunes.

Oh, shit, that's her?  I'd like to change my vote from "no" to "oh hell no, no fucking way."

#20065
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Oh, shit, that's her?  I'd like to change my vote from "no" to "oh hell no, no fucking way."

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#20067
1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Here’s the lady with low standards. Let’s be honest. We’d all gladly become Eskimo brothers with Rob.

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Looks like Mrs. Ross from Seinfeld.

#20068

Cracking up at the number of men chiming in to tell me Not All Men

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#20070
35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Looks like Mrs. Ross from Seinfeld.

Goddamn you.  Every time I think I can quit you and this site.  I mean seriously, my bullshit aside...that's a young Mrs. Ross, right?  Been bugging the shit outta me, I knew I knew that jawline and pursed lips.  Come the fuck on.  If you lean into your device, you can literally hear, "If I had a nickel for every one of those books he thinks he's read..."

You cut right to the core of me Baxter. 

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#20071

Man at a Grassley rally asks a question of Grassley on how we can stop socialism. Then he proceeds to thank Grassley for making his hearing aids much cheaper than they used to be. SMH.   https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPBjBRr/
 

most of the right that receives govt benefits don’t want to put themselves in the category of lazy, good for nothing liberals who just take from taxpayers like him.

and while I don’t know, it wouldn’t shock me if Grassley voted against whatever benefit this guy received.

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#20072
3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Man at a Grassley rally asks a question of Grassley on how we can stop socialism. Then he proceeds to thank Grassley for making his hearing aids much cheaper than they used to be. SMH.   https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPBjBRr/
 

most of the right that receives govt benefits don’t want to put themselves in the category of lazy, good for nothing liberals who just take from taxpayers like him.

and while I don’t know, it wouldn’t shock me if Grassley voted against whatever benefit this guy received.

Reminds me of a time I visited a patient (I’m in home health PT) that lived in a poorer retirement housing development. I noticed a car with a sticker that said “Stop Socialism!” First of all, I would be shocked if they didn’t receive some sort of housing assistance and I’m sure they also use Medicare. But yeah, stop socialism. Fucking boomers man

#20076
1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Man at a Grassley rally asks a question of Grassley on how we can stop socialism. Then he proceeds to thank Grassley for making his hearing aids much cheaper than they used to be. SMH.   https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPBjBRr/
 

most of the right that receives govt benefits don’t want to put themselves in the category of lazy, good for nothing liberals who just take from taxpayers like him.

and while I don’t know, it wouldn’t shock me if Grassley voted against whatever benefit this guy received.

Grassley and Warren were actually in lockstep on this one. 

https://www.grassley.senate.gov/news/news-releases/grassley-warren-praise-fdas-finalized-over-the-counter-hearing-aid-rule

#20077
7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


Yeah - misogyny is totes cool.

Knuckle up, buttercup. Say shitty stuff, I’ll point it out.

That conversation was “She’s fat. But not too fat to fuck.” - that’s gross.

You know what’s really gross?  Fat chicks covered in tattoos. 

#20081
And it was at the MAGA event that I met Radical Larry's & Dirk's second cousin (also their father)...Batshit Dwayne.  Unlike the rest of the crew, he had no particular gift or specialty.  Only a gumline that would make Ann Coulter and Seabiscuit wince in awkwardness.  

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#20082

Not you poster Radical Larry.  The one from the actual photograph Radical Larry. 
 

oh shit.  Are you both the same guy in real life.   Fuck!

#20083

going back to that Schneider interview for a second....I got a legit laugh at the Glenn Beck look nowadays, lulz? I havent really kept up with the guy the last few years, but how the fuck did he go from this

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to this

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#20084
13 hours ago, sidis said:

Good to know that. In listening to Grassley speak over the years, he actually isn't as bad as other GOP pols. That isn't an endorsement and even he's 9 years older than Biden.

In either the same IA townhall or a similar one, a man was asking Grassley if a future Congress can reverse Biden's "Pell grant giveaway" and put the student loan forgiveness amounts back on the borrowers. Grassley replied that he didn't see how Congress can increase the borrowers account balance. 

I would like to see the reaction in IA if someone suggested if the Dems backcharged all of IA's farmers for their subsidies over the years.

#20085
20 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

What a bimbo. Talking about comparing trump to other presidents in this context only.

Since when does the MAGA crew care about precedence and comparing Trump to his predecessors?  Definitely not when he’s arranging a hit on the capital, definitely not when he’s trying to overturn our election system and turn us into a 3rd world country who supports dictatorships, definitely not when Trump can single-handedly demonize more than half of the news outlets in this country and those who work for them.

the MAGA folks should be fucked in the long run with people like this running for president. Good lord we are definitely not putting up our best and brightest in this country.

I mean think about it for a second.

Why in the name of God would any media outlet ask the governor of a pissant state about the President's uniquely federal problem of impermissibly possessing federally classified documents, for which he's being investigated by the federal government?

What would a state governor, with no legal or law enforcement experience, have to offer on that matter?

#20086
21 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Good to know that. In listening to Grassley speak over the years, he actually isn't as bad as other GOP pols. That isn't an endorsement and even he's 9 years older than Biden.

In either the same IA townhall or a similar one, a man was asking Grassley if a future Congress can reverse Biden's "Pell grant giveaway" and put the student loan forgiveness amounts back on the borrowers. Grassley replied that he didn't see how Congress can increase the borrowers account balance. 

I would like to see the reaction in IA if someone suggested if the Dems backcharged all of IA's farmers for their subsidies over the years.

Over his over-long career, I might tend to agree with you. He has some history of decent bipartisanship. But, recently, he has been extraordinarily complicit with the magats.  Most notably being part of the scheme to take over the Senate on 1/6 after Pence was spirited away.

#20087
going back to that Schneider interview for a second....I got a legit laugh at the Glenn Beck look nowadays, lulz? I havent really kept up with the guy the last few years, but how the fuck did he go from this
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to this
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He got a MAGA makeover.

Looked like one of them liberal city fancy boys before.
#20088
10 hours ago, Blotto said:

going back to that Schneider interview for a second....I got a legit laugh at the Glenn Beck look nowadays, lulz? I havent really kept up with the guy the last few years, but how the fuck did he go from this

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to this

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#20098

He really does look like a fat, busty Tig.  Only she’s smart and hilarious and beat cancer.  And he’s dumb and mean and is cancer.  
 

Thread derail better than Dan’s face, find her standup set that was completely unplanned.  I have it somewhere.  Her mom and best friend both died same week, couple weeks later she finds out she’s got late stage breast cancer.  She just tuned out, left the office, drove straight to the comedy club, and did 45mts on death and the Meaning of it all.  And it was hilarious.  She reveals early on in the “set” that she’s really sick but the raw honesty and fear make the laughs hurt even more.  
 

Back to Dan Patrick.  I still like calling his office when I’m taking a shit to report pretend abortions just to take up their time From harassing women in real life.  

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#20099

Please stop denigrating lesbians by comparing Dan Patrick to us. 

#20100

Sorry, same team.  Can we at least go back to saying he looks like he raided the Kohls Women’s section on his way to Lilith Fair?

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